White Cunt Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 The biggest black hole of the universe. A complete dead end, a never ending corridor of desperation, wee, fags, anoraks, bloated cunts, wounded cunts, piss pots, kids, smelly grannies, socks and morose, comatose, useless, bored, zombie-like staff. Each needs a massive Salvadore Dali-style melting fucking clock on the wall, as time just doesn't exist in that endless, timeless dump. And just as you think it's the end, it just expands into another shitty universe. Utter Cuntingdom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 I can't imagine how exhausting it must have been to summarise all that tooing and froing about blowing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 Try again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 Pile of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 Which A&E are you talking about? Sorry Properkhunt, can't tell. When the cunt blows up, fingers will be pointing in my direction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 Avoid injury or illness. Hey presto - problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Thank you Watacunt for pointing out the cunt - private hospitals and clinics. Designed, staffed and serving cunts. The cheesy NHS's A&E is gone down on my shitto-meter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 (edited) I once saw a drunk shit himself in A&E............ I managed to clean myself up and get back to work after an hours snooze. Edited August 2, 2015 by cuntspotter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 I once saw a drunk shit himself in A&E............ I managed to clean myself up and get back to work after an hours snooze.That brings back memories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 The last time I was in A&E they wheeled me into the acute assesment unit where they left me on a trolley for six miserable hours opposite this degenerate cunt who talked to himself constantly. He accused the male nurse of interfering with him while trying to change his wet bedding. Then he called the female nurse a cunt and wanked himself off. Unfuckingbelieveable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 That brings back memoriesNo it doesn't, you lying cunt.. you can't remember a fucking thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 A&E docs note codes UBI: Unexplained Beer InjuryGPO: Good for Parts OnlyNFN: Normal For NorfolkGROLIES: Guardian Reader Of Low Intelligence in Ethnic SkirtHANDBAG POSITIVE: Confused elderly woman lying on the bed but still clutching her handbagDEPARTURE LOUNGE: Geriatric wardFLK: Funny Looking KidCLL: Complete Low LifeFOS: Full Of S***GOK: God Only KnowsHOUSE RED: BloodJLD: Just Like DadPRAFTO: Patient Reassured And Told To F**** OffSIG: Stroppy Ignorant Girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 The last time I was in A&E they wheeled me into the acute assesment unit where they left me on a trolley for six miserable hours opposite this degenerate cunt who talked to himself constantly. He accused the male nurse of interfering with him while trying to change his wet bedding. Then he called the female nurse a cunt and wanked himself off. Unfuckingbelieveable.Hey... It's my hobby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 Hey... It's my hobby!That would have been quite believable Spotto except I couldn't imagine you would complain when the male nurse was furttling in your drawers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 A&E docs note codes UBI: Unexplained Beer InjuryGPO: Good for Parts OnlyNFN: Normal For NorfolkGROLIES: Guardian Reader Of Low Intelligence in Ethnic SkirtHANDBAG POSITIVE: Confused elderly woman lying on the bed but still clutching her handbagDEPARTURE LOUNGE: Geriatric wardFLK: Funny Looking KidCLL: Complete Low LifeFOS: Full Of S***GOK: God Only KnowsHOUSE RED: BloodJLD: Just Like DadPRAFTO: Patient Reassured And Told To F**** OffSIG: Stroppy Ignorant Girl Watch out if you get signed off by Dr T F Bundy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 The last time I was in A&E they wheeled me into the acute assesment unit where they left me on a trolley for six miserable hours opposite this degenerate cunt who talked to himself constantly. He accused the male nurse of interfering with him while trying to change his wet bedding. Then he called the female nurse a cunt and wanked himself off. Unfuckingbelieveable.Poor Keith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 No it doesn't, you lying cunt.. you can't remember a fucking thing!I was a charge nurse so I do remember. And its Nurse Cunt to you. Now back into bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 I was a charge nurse so I do remember. And its Nurse Cunt to you. Now back into bed.A drunk, a gypsy, unconscious and a nurse.. fooking hell... tell me you're blonde and you're my perfect woman!(don't tell the wife...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 The last time I was in A&E they wheeled me into the acute assesment unit where they left me on a trolley for six miserable hours opposite this degenerate cunt who talked to himself constantly. He accused the male nurse of interfering with him while trying to change his wet bedding. Then he called the female nurse a cunt and wanked himself off. Unfuckingbelieveable.I wondered if the sick bastard would get round to pulling one out. I suppose you should be grateful he didn't leap off his trolley to share the fruits of his labour with you Hey... It's my hobby!couldn't you just take up model rocketry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 A drunk, a gypsy, unconscious and a nurse.. fooking hell... tell me you're blonde and you're my perfect woman!(don't tell the wife...)Fuck off ding, I saw her first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 (edited) A drunk, a gypsy, unconscious and a nurse.. fooking hell... tell me you're blonde and you're my perfect woman!(don't tell the wife...)Back into bed Mr Ding and tomorrow I'll wear the shorter skirt if you're a good boy. And no cracking one off under the bed clothes either. God it takes me back Edited August 2, 2015 by camberwell gypsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 A&E docs note codes UBI: Unexplained Beer InjuryGPO: Good for Parts OnlyNFN: Normal For NorfolkGROLIES: Guardian Reader Of Low Intelligence in Ethnic SkirtHANDBAG POSITIVE: Confused elderly woman lying on the bed but still clutching her handbagDEPARTURE LOUNGE: Geriatric wardFLK: Funny Looking KidCLL: Complete Low LifeFOS: Full Of S***GOK: God Only KnowsHOUSE RED: BloodJLD: Just Like DadPRAFTO: Patient Reassured And Told To F**** OffSIG: Stroppy Ignorant Girl You forgot DFKDFC- Dont fucking know dont fucking care 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 I'm sure Gyps will be overjoyed at the attention she's getting from a pair of Viagra popping softies with a kink for being bummed with a strap on whilst singing the Sound of Music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 I'm sure Gyps will be overjoyed at the attention she's getting from a pair of Viagra popping softies with a kink for being bummed with a strap on whilst singing the Sound of MusicYou joining the queue then, wizz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 2, 2015 Report Share Posted August 2, 2015 You joining the queue then, wizz?lol, try as I might, subtlety is not one of my strong points. I'll bring a bottle is schnapps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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