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The biggest black hole of the universe. A complete dead end, a never ending corridor of desperation, wee, fags, anoraks, bloated cunts, wounded cunts, piss pots, kids, smelly grannies, socks and morose, comatose, useless, bored, zombie-like staff.

Each needs a massive Salvadore Dali-style melting fucking clock on the wall, as time just doesn't exist in that endless, timeless dump.

And just as you think it's the end, it just expands into another shitty universe. Utter Cuntingdom.

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Guest nobgobbler

The last time I was in A&E they wheeled me into the acute assesment unit where they left me on a trolley for six miserable hours opposite this degenerate cunt who talked to himself constantly. He accused the male nurse of interfering with him while trying to change his wet bedding. Then he called the female nurse a cunt and wanked himself off. Unfuckingbelieveable.

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A&E docs note codes 

UBI: Unexplained Beer Injury
GPO: Good for Parts Only
NFN: Normal For Norfolk
GROLIES: Guardian Reader Of Low Intelligence in Ethnic Skirt
HANDBAG POSITIVE: Confused elderly woman lying on the bed but still clutching her handbag
DEPARTURE LOUNGE: Geriatric ward
FLK: Funny Looking Kid
CLL: Complete Low Life
FOS: Full Of S***
GOK: God Only Knows
HOUSE RED: Blood
JLD: Just Like Dad
PRAFTO: Patient Reassured And Told To F**** Off
SIG: Stroppy Ignorant Girl

 

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The last time I was in A&E they wheeled me into the acute assesment unit where they left me on a trolley for six miserable hours opposite this degenerate cunt who talked to himself constantly. He accused the male nurse of interfering with him while trying to change his wet bedding. Then he called the female nurse a cunt and wanked himself off. Unfuckingbelieveable.

Hey... It's my hobby!

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps

Hey... It's my hobby!

That would have been quite believable Spotto except I couldn't imagine you would complain when the male nurse was furttling in your drawers

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A&E docs note codes 

UBI: Unexplained Beer Injury
GPO: Good for Parts Only
NFN: Normal For Norfolk
GROLIES: Guardian Reader Of Low Intelligence in Ethnic Skirt
HANDBAG POSITIVE: Confused elderly woman lying on the bed but still clutching her handbag
DEPARTURE LOUNGE: Geriatric ward
FLK: Funny Looking Kid
CLL: Complete Low Life
FOS: Full Of S***
GOK: God Only Knows
HOUSE RED: Blood
JLD: Just Like Dad
PRAFTO: Patient Reassured And Told To F**** Off
SIG: Stroppy Ignorant Girl

 

Watch out if you get signed off by Dr T F Bundy.

 

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The last time I was in A&E they wheeled me into the acute assesment unit where they left me on a trolley for six miserable hours opposite this degenerate cunt who talked to himself constantly. He accused the male nurse of interfering with him while trying to change his wet bedding. Then he called the female nurse a cunt and wanked himself off. Unfuckingbelieveable.

Poor Keith

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Guest DingTheRioja

I was a charge nurse so I do remember. And its Nurse Cunt to you. Now back into bed.

A drunk, a gypsy, unconscious and a nurse.. fooking hell... tell me you're blonde and you're my perfect woman!

(don't tell the wife...)

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The last time I was in A&E they wheeled me into the acute assesment unit where they left me on a trolley for six miserable hours opposite this degenerate cunt who talked to himself constantly. He accused the male nurse of interfering with him while trying to change his wet bedding. Then he called the female nurse a cunt and wanked himself off. Unfuckingbelieveable.

I wondered if the sick bastard would get round to pulling one out. I suppose you should be grateful he didn't leap off his trolley to share the fruits of his labour with you

Hey... It's my hobby!

couldn't you just take up model rocketry?

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A drunk, a gypsy, unconscious and a nurse.. fooking hell... tell me you're blonde and you're my perfect woman!

(don't tell the wife...)

Back into bed Mr Ding and tomorrow I'll wear the shorter skirt if you're a good boy. And no cracking one off under the bed clothes either. God it takes me back

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A&E docs note codes 

UBI: Unexplained Beer Injury
GPO: Good for Parts Only
NFN: Normal For Norfolk
GROLIES: Guardian Reader Of Low Intelligence in Ethnic Skirt
HANDBAG POSITIVE: Confused elderly woman lying on the bed but still clutching her handbag
DEPARTURE LOUNGE: Geriatric ward
FLK: Funny Looking Kid
CLL: Complete Low Life
FOS: Full Of S***
GOK: God Only Knows
HOUSE RED: Blood
JLD: Just Like Dad
PRAFTO: Patient Reassured And Told To F**** Off
SIG: Stroppy Ignorant Girl

 

You forgot DFKDFC- Dont fucking know dont fucking care

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Guest Wizardsleeve

I'm sure Gyps will be overjoyed at the attention she's getting from a pair of Viagra popping softies with a kink for being bummed with a strap on whilst singing the Sound of Music

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