Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted December 14, 2014 Report Share Posted December 14, 2014 My Father, a veteran of both the Falklands and first Gulf war, will be having his final Christmas dinner this year. Galtieri couldn't kill him nor could Saddam Hussien. An even bigger cunt called cancer however has got the better of the old chap. He knows this, has accepted that it's his time and wants to enjoy the little time he has left with his family. Sadly, his attempt to pass on with dignity was blighted yesterday evening during a visit to hospital by a drunken pile of dogshit wandering the local A and E threatening hospital staff leading to a scrap with police and hospital security which in turn led to my Father's admission being delayed denying him treatment for the excrutiating pain he was suffering. Despite this they still treated this utter fucking prick before my Father so the plod could get back to the nick pronto for tea and biscuits instead of just throwing him into a piss drenched cell to fucking die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 14, 2014 Report Share Posted December 14, 2014 Pissheads should be put in a cooler type cell or drunk tank like in America. No hospital until sober unless life threatening problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 14, 2014 Report Share Posted December 14, 2014 Mind you my favourite time to be in a hospital is when the police / prison guards, bring in a prisoner with injuries, who comes in handcuffed strutting around like hes some fucking wanna be hard cunt. When they sit the prisoner down its game time. Pick up a magazine and pretend to read it. Keep making eye contact with the prisoner so the waste of fucking space get s abit riled up. Wait until the prison guard is looking elsewhere and then sign to the prisoner that he is a fucking poof and a total wanker, blow him kisses and wink. Eventually he will become infused with rage and kick off. Quickly read your magazine and pretend your unaware to the situation. Sit back and enjoy the little fucking wanna be charles manson get pounced on and dragged out like the fucking barnyard animal he is. I have done this once and i have to say it was fucking hilariousFuck me another Walter Mitty on the corner. Tell me, how many times have you actually done what you describe in the fantasy above? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 14, 2014 Report Share Posted December 14, 2014 I have done this once as described in the alleged fantasy you fucking inarticulate cunt. Whatever you say Walter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 14, 2014 Report Share Posted December 14, 2014 My Father, a veteran of both the Falklands and first Gulf war, will be having his final Christmas dinner this year. Galtieri couldn't kill him nor could Saddam Hussien. An even bigger cunt called cancer however has got the better of the old chap. He knows this, has accepted that it's his time and wants to enjoy the little time he has left with his family. Sadly, his attempt to pass on with dignity was blighted yesterday evening during a visit to hospital by a drunken pile of dogshit wandering the local A and E threatening hospital staff leading to a scrap with police and hospital security which in turn led to my Father's admission being delayed denying him treatment for the excrutiating pain he was suffering. Despite this they still treated this utter fucking prick before my Father so the plod could get back to the nick pronto for tea and biscuits instead of just throwing him into a piss drenched cell to fucking die. A night in a cell, followed by a hefty bill should be prescribed. Any wounds should be treated with 16th century medicine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 14, 2014 Report Share Posted December 14, 2014 A night in a cell, followed by a hefty bill should be prescribed. Any wounds should be treated with 16th century medicine. You're too generous you cunt... house bricks and rusty tin cans are more my idea.... ...provided to about 8 of Couldn't female relatives.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 14, 2014 Report Share Posted December 14, 2014 Sorry to hear this story, CGS, it speaks much of the state of this country. Regards to your brave Father. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 14, 2014 Report Share Posted December 14, 2014 Where's Frank when you need him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted December 14, 2014 Report Share Posted December 14, 2014 we hear often enough about all of our emergency services having to do risk assessments before proceeding with their duty - well why can't A&E staff be allowed to assess the risk of working safely and effectively with these sacks of shit , decide it's a no go , stick the cunts with a time spent bill and tell them and their skankblob slags to fuck right off the premises. if challenged just throw the health and safety at work act 1974 , EU infringement of workers human rights legislation and cctv coverage at the managers . i know that to their credit medical staff treat everyone and anyone regardless and are not there to judge but it is time we stopped tolerating these cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 14, 2014 Report Share Posted December 14, 2014 Where's Frank when you need him? For him, ze var is over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted December 14, 2014 Report Share Posted December 14, 2014 Sorry to hear this story, CGS, it speaks much of the state of this country. Regards to your brave Father. Many thanks kind sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 14, 2014 Report Share Posted December 14, 2014 Boo fucking Hoo. Modern Britain. Get over it. Or do something about it. My auld dear and my auld pops got a bum deal. What the fuck you want? Tears? Good, they deserved it for producing a sack of degenerate shit like yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 You're too generous you cunt... house bricks and rusty tin cans are more my idea.... ...provided to about 8 of Couldn't female relatives.. But those must be applied to the face only. We don't want blood on the floor. And remember to apply anti-bacterial gel to your hands afterwards. You are still in a hospital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 What a rotten ordeal to suffer. Personally I'd get the cunts in a tiled room. Strap them down flat on their backs. Crank their gullets open with clamps and then pump cheap vodka and puke from A&E slop bins down their gobs until they passed out. They'd then be left with their cakeholes gaffertaped shut, so they'd choke on their vomit, providing a nice clean death certificate opportunity for one of the 'foreign' consultants to earn upon. All very sad I'm sure, Mrs Lib-dem / bleeding heart, do gooding, johnny-on-the-spot turtle brains. Puke, choke. Then good riddance to these, benefit ridden, oxygen depleting vasitudinal utility wasting turdtrays, fuck em all to Isis and back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 My Father, a veteran of both the Falklands and first Gulf war, will be having his final Christmas dinner this year. Galtieri couldn't kill him nor could Saddam Hussien. An even bigger cunt called cancer however has got the better of the old chap. He knows this, has accepted that it's his time and wants to enjoy the little time he has left with his family. Sadly, his attempt to pass on with dignity was blighted yesterday evening during a visit to hospital by a drunken pile of dogshit wandering the local A and E threatening hospital staff leading to a scrap with police and hospital security which in turn led to my Father's admission being delayed denying him treatment for the excrutiating pain he was suffering. Despite this they still treated this utter fucking prick before my Father so the plod could get back to the nick pronto for tea and biscuits instead of just throwing him into a piss drenched cell to fucking die. 'Oi dad... deafo! It's Saturday night and the pubs and clubs are turning out. Fancy a trip up to A&E to sort out that fuckin cancer?' The poor old cunt didn't stand a chance. As for you, shithead... you obviously couldn't give a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 'Oi dad... deafo! It's Saturday night and the pubs and clubs are turning out. Fancy a trip up to A&E to sort out that fuckin cancer?' The poor old cunt didn't stand a chance. As for you, shithead... you obviously couldn't give a shit. Fucking hell, and there was me hoping that during your enforced exile you comfort ate yourself to death on Rumbaba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 'Oi dad... deafo! It's Saturday night and the pubs and clubs are turning out. Fancy a trip up to A&E to sort out that fuckin cancer?' The poor old cunt didn't stand a chance. As for you, shithead... you obviously couldn't give a shit. Impulsive outbursts of fuckwittery are indicitive of childhood sexual abuse. If that is how you cope with your feelings of shame and guilt you fucking numpty, go for it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 Impulsive outbursts of fuckwittery are indicitive of childhood sexual abuse. If that is how you cope with your feelings of shame and guilt you fucking numpty, go for it! Is he dead yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 Is he dead yet? Who? The AIDS riddled priest who mercilessly sodomized you? How the fuck would I know, you ape's rectum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 Who? The AIDS riddled priest who mercilessly sodomized you? How the fuck would I know, you ape's rectum? Your old man.. as he snuffed it... passed away.... facked off - gawn? You utter piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 Your old man.. as he snuffed it... passed away.... facked off - gawn? You utter piece of shit. That's it Mutley, you keep humping my leg! It wont stop you from pissing the bed again tonight after yet another nightmare about those hot and heavy night shifts at Elm House! Mehehehehehehe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 My little dawg's yapping again, maybe he needs walkies. Heal boy, heal decimutt, stop licking your arsehole or I won't kick you in the bollox. Like all Welshmen you have an unhealthy obsession with animals. Not sheep in your case, but dogs. You must be half Korean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 My little dawg's yapping again, maybe he needs walkies. Heal boy, heal decimutt, stop licking your arsehole or I won't kick you in the bollox. Are you special needs or some kind of retard? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 Are you special needs or some kind of retard? His relationship with his dog seems a very personal one. Looks the dog found it's doormat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 That's it Mutley, you keep humping my leg! It wont stop you from pissing the bed again tonight after yet another nightmare about those hot and heavy night shifts at Elm House! Mehehehehehehe! but.. but, you killed your own dad. The fucker was rusting away, and all you could think about was yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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