Stubby Pecker Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 For fucks sake, just read the bloody news in your own accent, don't pretend your French when saying a French word. Any major news story from Europe the cunts are at it especially with terrorist crap in Paris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 For fucks sake, just read the bloody news in your own accent, don't pretend your French when saying a French word. Any major news story from Europe the cunts are at it especially with terrorist crap in Paris. I always thought this about that cunt Trevor McDonald. Spouting out shit day after day in perfect queens English. Naturally he has a strong Jamaican patois form of pidgin English, and ends every sentence with Bloodclaaaat. Same goes for Moira Stewart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Fuck me huw cunting Edwards is at it as I type. Say charley ebdoe you sheep shagging cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Jan Leeming's a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Look North are a bunch of cunts when it comes to accents. Shouldn't these cretins have lost their accents whilst at university? I don't mind it from the weather girls as they're basically Babestation with clouds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Jan Leeming's a cunt. People said she had the most insatiable sexual appetite of all news readers. I didn't really believe them until I met her husband, RAF Leeming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 I don't know where Poppy Trowbridge picked up her accent, but wherever it is it must be full of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Look North are a bunch of cunts when it comes to accents. Shouldn't these cretins have lost their accents whilst at university? I don't mind it from the weather girls as they're basically Babestation with clouds. I think it's probably part of the contract so the natives don't think they're southern ponces. Here in the west it's frowned upon to talk like a yokel on telly-the London types who now inhabit the Cotswolds find it so vulgar. Piss poor weather totty as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 I don't know where Poppy Trowbridge picked up her accent, but wherever it is it must be full of cunts. Cunt doesn't look like a Poppy, more like a Slappy. Or a snappy. Her eyes are on the side of her head like a hammer head shark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 I think it's probably part of the contract so the natives don't think they're southern ponces. Here in the west it's frowned upon to talk like a yokel on telly-the London types who now inhabit the Cotswolds find it so vulgar. Piss poor weather totty as well. I'm with you on this Stubbo. I don't pay my license fee to listen to some dog who sounds like a bloke at our local. Actually, I don't pay our license fee and never have. Frau Rat is your man when it comes to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Reminds me of classroom capers. We used to piss the French teacher off til he went red in the face by deliberately speaking Monty python style - Je ne say paaaaar. Serves the cunt right for looking like zeberdie with a bogie and cornflake filled beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Joey Barton, shite football player and full time cunt, took this all the way when speaking to the press ( in English) after his debut in France. He though because he couldn't speak the lingo he'd pretend he could by being a bit frenchie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Joey Barton, shite football player and full time cunt, took this all the way when speaking to the press ( in English) after his debut in France. He though because he couldn't speak the lingo he'd pretend he could by being a bit frenchie. Schteve McLaren... fluent in dutch. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Schteve McLaren... fluent in dutch. Steve McLaren is a fluently a fucking dickhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Nicolas Sarkozy. Say it you cunts! In English! Not nik ohh laas sar coe ziee in a shitty pseudo frog accent! I bet the European news tarts don't put on a cockney or any other British drawl when reporting on events here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Nicolas Sarkozy. Say it you cunts! In English! Not nik ohh laas sar coe ziee in a shitty pseudo frog accent! I bet the European news tarts don't put on a cockney or any other British drawl when reporting on events here. The default accent for all weather reports and news should be west country. Then dead french would be even funnier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 The default accent for all weather reports and news should be west country. Then dead french would be even funnier Sounds like there's a job for me there then old butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Lyse Doucet. What the fuck is that all about? She sounds like she's speaking French and Irish at the same time while chewing fucking razor blades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Lyse Doucet. What the fuck is that all about? She sounds like she's speaking French and Irish at the same time while chewing fucking razor blades. Fuck off mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Fuck off mike Depression, Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Hi Stubby, if you live in the Cotswolds can you tell me the best up and coming villages in the area? I'm looking for a barn to convert, preferably with ducks and stuff. If there's a local Michelin starred restaurant all the better. Look forward to hearing from you, price is no object. Sorry londo old bean, no barns left, all occupied by celebrity chefs and their 2 kids, both called Sebastian. Having ducks will get you ostracised by the wanna be county types as its guinea fowl you want-name them all Sebastian. Selling up in London you should be able to afford a one bedroom cottage in Bibury. Hope you like yanks and japs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Fuck off mike You're in so much pain. Don't worry, Dignitas make it all better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Depression, Frank? Spot, I know what they're saying. It's a terrible beauty we've made. So we make our love on wasteland, and through........... the barricades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 If it's 'Nee-co-lah Sahr-co-zee' why isn't it 'Pah-ree'Do we call it Koln? No we call it Cologne.....unless your Peston or Lyse Doucette and you call it some verbal blancmange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 John Craven fucked me right off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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