Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Life is a cunt, its probably the only one that we get which makes it even more of a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Imagine for a moment if reincarnation were true. Would brony still be fat and queer in his new life? Would reincarnated frank be asking us to kill ourselves? Would the reborn Jazz use a more premium art software package than windows paint? Would the new judge still be waiting for discounted bakery goods at tesco? Would any resident of Cheshire come back as anything other than a cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Imagine for a moment if reincarnation were true. Would brony still be fat and queer in his new life? Would reincarnated frank be asking us to kill ourselves? Would the reborn Jazz use a more premium art software than windows paint? Would the new judge still be waiting for discounted bakery goods at tesco?Would any resident of Cheshire come back as anything other than a cunt?Nick Clegg still wouldn't be able to swim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Nick Clegg still wouldn't be able to swim. When I were a lad, a clegg was what we called a yellow headed pustule.If I were Nick, I'd just have to change my fucking name! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Life is a cunt, its probably the only one that we get which makes it even more of a cunt. You sound very down. Perhaps a little boat trip would cheer you up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 I'm not doing too badly in this life, but I sure wouldn't want another go, not here anyway. Maybe there are other distant worlds, with not as many idiotic cunts controlling things that might be worth the effort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Lifes fucking great. It is a curious fact that matter is neither created nor destroyed. We all live forever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Imagine for a moment if reincarnation were true. Would brony still be fat and queer in his new life? Would reincarnated frank be asking us to kill ourselves? Would the reborn Jazz use a more premium art software than windows paint? Would the new judge still be waiting for discounted bakery goods at tesco? Would any resident of Cheshire come back as anything other than a cunt? You've just summed up about 50% of the corner in a few lines! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Lifes fucking great. It is a curious fact that matter is neither created nor destroyed. We all live forever... We are stardust, we are golden, And we've got to get ourselves back to the garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Planet Earth was way better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 We are stardust, we are golden, And we've got to get ourselves back to the garden. Acid booze and arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Acid booze and arse. kill yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 We are stardust, we are golden, And we've got to get ourselves back to the garden. There's no point in asking, you'll get no reply Oh just remember I don't decide I got no reason it's all too much You'll always find us out to lunch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 There's no point in asking, you'll get no reply Oh just remember I don't decide I got no reason it's all too much You'll always find us out to lunch I was whistling this today on the bog how strange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 There's no point in asking, you'll get no reply Oh just remember I don't decide I got no reason it's all too much You'll always find us out to lunch My favourite song, ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 There's no point in asking, you'll get no reply Oh just remember I don't decide I got no reason it's all too much You'll always find us out to lunch As I was standing by the edge I could see the faces of those who lead Pissing their selves laughing As the flames grew higher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 We're white punks on dope Mom & Dad moved to Hollywood Hang myself when I get enough rope Can't clean up, though I know I should Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Life is a cunt, its probably the only one that we get which makes it even more of a cunt.Give it a rest for fucks sake. If you've got nothing to say shut the fuck up and go and walk in the snow or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 kill yourself If any actual NEW people found this site and wanted to join, I think they may be slightly off put thinking it's full of hostility, not having the experience, exposure or rhythm to our beloved corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 If any actual NEW people found this site and wanted to join, I think they may be slightly off put thinking it's full of hostility, not having the experience, exposure or rhythm to our beloved corner. That what attracted me to it in the first place, a bit like bad boy boyfriend ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 If any actual NEW people found this site and wanted to join, I think they may be slightly off put thinking it's full of hostility, not having the experience, exposure or rhythm to our beloved corner. but we know better don't we .... smug fun lovin criminal cunts that we are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 If any actual NEW people found this site and wanted to join, I think they may be slightly off put thinking it's full of hostility, not having the experience, exposure or rhythm to our beloved corner. and you can fuck off too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 but we know better don't we .... smug fun lovin criminal cunts that we are Stick 'em up, punk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Is the cost of living worth paying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 and you can fuck off too At least you didn't tell me to kill myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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