Guest JackoTC Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 I hope Jacko, as a proud Scotsman, that this isn't a prelude to you bemoaning weather that would be considered a mini heat wave in Kinlochleven. And I go to Kinlochleven 2-3 times a years as my mum's holiday home is there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Certainly not. Living "darn sarf" means every January is a veritable heatwave for me. I take the dog for a walk wearing nothing but a pair of shorts and some Amber Solaire (me, not the dog). And I don't even have a dog. Nothing short of anarchy. As long as you continue to have an unhealthy relationship with alcohol, I'll be satisfied you haven't lost your Caledonian way. England needs Celtic heroes such as yourself to help stem the evil tide of metrosexuality that has been sweeping these southern shores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 As long as you continue to have an unhealthy relationship with alcohol, I'll be satisfied you haven't lost your Caledonian way. England needs Celtic heroes such as yourself to help stem the evil tide of metrosexuality that has been sweeping these southern shores. Deco, you are jumping to conclusions. I regard my relationship with booze as perfectly natural. (Newcastle Brown's and Rum and Cokes at (pretend) darts last night). But I'm no stranger to L'Oreal for men hydration cream, nor Nivea Balms. Only trouble is, they either float on top of the vodka, or sink to the bottom ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Three witches appeared to me on the heath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Deco, you are jumping to conclusions. I regard my relationship with booze as perfectly natural. You can't kid a kidder, Jacko. I'm quietly confident that you live up to the vivid stereotype I've got in my mind. Flame haired, violent, kilt wearing and with the capacity to drink enough raw alcohol to put a ruski to shame. You sir, are a credit to the union and a true British hero. Frank likes you.... A lot. And that is a testament in itself. Keep fighting the good fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Three witches appeared to me on the heath What ? Can the Devil speak true ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 You can't kid a kidder, Jacko. I'm quietly confident that you live up to the vivid stereotype I've got in my mind. Flame haired, violent, kilt wearing and with the capacity to drink enough raw alcohol to put a ruski to shame. You sir, are a credit to the union and a true British hero. Frank likes you.... A lot. And that is a testament in itself. Keep fighting the good fight. Well, I do have more than a passing similarity. That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on here. Fuck it, I'm off for a swift half and maybe a wee fight to celebrate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 What ? Can the Devil speak true ? Foul hags spake unto me in rhyme but I sussed their bloody purpose. "The Fiddler on The Youth is dead" they said. "Ah" said I, "you mean that fat cunt Leon Brittan has snuffed it" "You jammy git" they said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Foul hags spake unto me in rhyme but I sussed their bloody purpose. "The Fiddler on The Youth is dead" they said. "Ah" said I, "you mean that fat cunt Leon Brittan has snuffed it" "You jammy git" they said Please stay on topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 My name is Peregrine and I'm an alcoholic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 It is a bit parky out there, but there's no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing. Layers and a cotton scarf about the neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Never any fucking witches around when you need them! Nyahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Never any fucking witches around when you need them! Just like birds - they migrate for the winter. Comes the hunting season, I will be replacing my stocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 And I go to Kinlochleven 2-3 times a years as my mum's holiday home is there. One of my Grandads was from there and I still have family in the area. I'm incredibly proud, its because of him and my Irish Grandfather that I have officially got the most diverse gene pool in Norfolk. And also why I am the county's most violent alcoholic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 One of my Grandads was from there and I still have family in the area. I'm incredibly proud, its because of him and my Irish Grandfather that I have officially got the most diverse gene pool in Norfolk. And also why I am the county's most violent alcoholic. I know the area well. The fishing is good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 I know the area well. The fishing is good. It is indeed, it's a beautiful part of the world. I started to act like the plastic paddy's you get in America a few years back by embracing my long lost heritage a bit too much. I changed my name to McDecimus, called everyone pal, solely drank irn bru and was seeing Jimmy everywhere I fucking looked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 It is indeed, it's a beautiful part of the world. I started to act like the plastic paddy's you get in America a few years back by embracing my long lost heritage a bit too much. I changed my name to McDecimus, called everyone pal, solely drank irn bru and was seeing Jimmy everywhere I fucking looked. You need to add Buckfast to your list, otherwise it doesn't count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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