Guest Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Dangerous ice everywhere, the ProfB mobile was today covered in mud - shite was flying off tractor tyres onto me wagon. Shite & slop everywhere. I hate cuntbreed Jan sale - why would I want to buy Christmas cards at half price? Soo weird. M&S had mini Xmas trees at half price? Do they think the public don’t know what time of year it is? CUNTS. If me wagon ain’t covered in ice, it’s covered in mud - soo annoying, I like when we have an heatwave & the ‘red top’ noowspapers say “Britain sizzles” - I love sizzlingly. Soo warm, the Summer of Love is on its way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 For once you are right prof. January is indeed a cunt. A bastarding cold cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 You pair of wussy cunts won't be entering a snowman building competition any time soon then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 here comes the summer ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Winter is what makes living here so good. It makes the crap summers seem better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Loads of fucking idiots around in town today, with completely bemused expressions on their gormless faces, coming out with such pearls as "I don't understand, it seems to be getting colder with each day" and "Why is it so cold?". I'll tell you why you fucking cunts, its January, you're outside and you're stuck out on the east coast in the arse end of nowhere, on an island internationally fucking renowned for shite weather. If you're labouring under the mistaken impression that January should be all sunshine and lollipops then I suggest you fuck off to that unnatural backwater Australia, where such freakish backwards seasons are common place. Hopefully one of their multitude of deadly animals will kill you, and if they don't, kill your fucking self for being such a spectacular cuntbag. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Loads of fucking idiots around in town today, with completely bemused expressions on their gormless faces, coming out with such pearls as "I don't understand, it seems to be getting colder with each day" and "Why is it so cold?". I'll tell you why you fucking cunts, its January, you're outside and you're stuck out on the east coast in the arse end of nowhere, on an island internationally fucking renowned for shite weather. If you're labouring under the mistaken impression that January should be all sunshine and lollipops then I suggest you fuck off to that unnatural backwater Australia, where such freakish backwards seasons are common place. Hopefully one of their multitude of deadly animals will kill you, and if they don't, kill your fucking self for being such a spectacular cuntbag. Well ranted that man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 I'm so cold I've set fire to myself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 I'm so cold I've set fire to myself. It's at this time of year that people really feel the loss of the Church of England abandoning its policy of burning papists. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Give it another 5-6 months and the same cunts will moaning its too hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 It's at this time of year that people really feel the loss of the Church of England abandoning its policy of burning papists. Is it un pc to suggest burning a few Catholics? I would never suggest any other minorities, Catholics can take a joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Is it un pc to suggest burning a few Catholics? I would never suggest any other minorities, Catholics can take a joke I think they can as well, after all they've let Punkape into their ranks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 I think they can as well, after all they've let Punkape into their ranks. Colobus satanas a Catholic? Fuck me that explains it- he can talk bollocks about his imaginary life and be the biggest cunt this side of the Persian gulf as long as he says a few Hail Marys all is forgiven. I'm converting tomorrow, rigtht after breakfast and my morning plop! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Colobus satanas a Catholic? Fuck me that explains it- he can talk bollocks about his imaginary life and be the biggest cunt this side of the Persian gulf as long as he says a few Hail Marys all is forgiven. I'm converting tomorrow, rigtht after breakfast and my morning plop! He should try the Baptists. They love everyone...... Except me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 He should try the Baptists. They love everyone...... Except me. We all love you spotto, apart from the cunts who don't 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Loads of fucking idiots around in town today, with completely bemused expressions on their gormless faces, coming out with such pearls as "I don't understand, it seems to be getting colder with each day" and "Why is it so cold?". I'll tell you why you fucking cunts, its January, you're outside and you're stuck out on the east coast in the arse end of nowhere, on an island internationally fucking renowned for shite weather. If you're labouring under the mistaken impression that January should be all sunshine and lollipops then I suggest you fuck off to that unnatural backwater Australia, where such freakish backwards seasons are common place. Hopefully one of their multitude of deadly animals will kill you, and if they don't, kill your fucking self for being such a spectacular cuntbag. It's when gormless twats get into their cars in icy conditions and drive like the Stig on a fucking race track and then wonder why they've parked their car in Mothercare's shop window that makes my shit freeze. And ....and...then you'll get the authorities telling everyone not to travel unless its absolutely necessary but you still see pictures on the news of rows and rows of abandoned cars covered in shitloads of snow because the stupid cunt owners thought that jumping into their fucking chariots to drive the 2 miles to Morrisons to buy some fucking HP sauce absolutely necessary. Rant over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 We all love you spotto, apart from the cunts who don't Bastards, bastards, you're all bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 I'm so cold I've set fire to myself. Frank will be so proud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 It's at this time of year that people really feel the loss of the Church of England abandoning its policy of burning papists. Sadly, burning of people on religious grounds has been replaced with winter fuel allowance for pensioners. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Dangerous ice everywhere, the ProfB mobile was today covered in mud - shite was flying off tractor tyres onto me wagon. Shite & slop everywhere. I hate cuntbreed Jan sale - why would I want to buy Christmas cards at half price? Soo weird. M&S had mini Xmas trees at half price? Do they think the public don’t know what time of year it is? CUNTS. If me wagon ain’t covered in ice, it’s covered in mud - soo annoying, I like when we have an heatwave & the ‘red top’ noowspapers say “Britain sizzles” - I love sizzlingly. These sales are horrible and depressing. They feel like an extended Christmas hangover. You can't wear the fucking tree and decorations, like you would if you bought some winter clothes in sale. Especially in this damp, cold weather, they get worn ninety percent of the time. Soo warm, the Summer of Love is on its way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Its been quite mild in Torbay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Sadly, burning of people on religious grounds has been replaced with winter fuel allowance for pensioners. Never any fucking witches around when you need them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Dangerous ice everywhere, the ProfB mobile was today covered in mud - shite was flying off tractor tyres onto me wagon. Shite & slop everywhere. I hate cuntbreed Jan sale - why would I want to buy Christmas cards at half price? Soo weird. M&S had mini Xmas trees at half price? Do they think the public don’t know what time of year it is? CUNTS. If me wagon ain’t covered in ice, it’s covered in mud - soo annoying, I like when we have an heatwave & the ‘red top’ noowspapers say “Britain sizzles” - I love sizzlingly. Soo warm, the Summer of Love is on its way! If I was Frank, which I'm not, right now I would be saying "Pile of Shit". But I'm not. So I wont. Went out of the pub for a smoke last night, and the flame on my lighter froze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 If I was Frank, which I'm not, right now I would be saying "Pile of Shit". But I'm not. So I wont. Went out of the pub for a smoke last night, and the flame on my lighter froze. I hope Jacko, as a proud Scotsman, that this isn't a prelude to you bemoaning weather that would be considered a mini heat wave in Kinlochleven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 I hope Jacko, as a proud Scotsman, that this isn't a prelude to you bemoaning weather that would be considered a mini heat wave in Kinlochleven. Certainly not. Living "darn sarf" means every January is a veritable heatwave for me. I take the dog for a walk wearing nothing but a pair of shorts and some Amber Solaire (me, not the dog). And I don't even have a dog. Nothing short of anarchy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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