Guest ducunti Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Why is in the modern day uk political correctness and ineffectual muppet politicians, force me to accept and grudgingly like all these minority activist and religious groups that actually totally despise the likes of the normal indigenous population. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Call The Midwife was good last night. Do we really want to go back to days of prison or 'The Cure' for people who just love one another? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 The liberal/lefties at the BBC will most likely attempt to get paedophiles pardoned soon, it'll get them off the hook a treat. We can't even get the establishment pedoes charged in the first place so how the fuck can they be pardoned? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 first it was valves, then trannies, now DABs. What's next for these fucks? You missed LCDs and Light Emitting Diodes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Thats because you have to start small and build up your "capacity". Try the following: 1. pencil 2. dolly clothes peg 3. packet of rolos 4. pocket torch 5. sliding sash window weight 6. rolling pin 7. black stallion hope that helps.Thats because you have to start small and build up your "capacity". Try the following: 1. pencil 2. dolly clothes peg 3. packet of rolos 4. pocket torch 5. sliding sash window weight 6. rolling pin 7. black stallion hope that helps.May I substitute pocket torch for Galliano bottle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Call The Midwife was good last night. Do we really want to go back to days of prison or 'The Cure' for people who just love one another? Certainly not. And believe it or not, I'm not an out and out homophobe either. It just seems to me that for a minority group they have one of the loudest voices, and a lot of influence.............And I don't want to get bummed if I happen to drink myself into oblivion and some bricklayer in a dress convinces me he's Miranda Hart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Certainly not. And believe it or not, I'm not an out and out homophobe either. It just seems to me that for a minority group they have one of the loudest voices, and a lot of influence.............And I don't want to get bummed if I happen to drink myself into oblivion and some bricklayer in a dress convinces me he's Miranda Hart. If my only female option was miranda hart, I'd fucking well turn gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 People can be who the fuck they want to be, so long as they don't break the law or try to trip me up with a politically correct agenda. I have someone quite close to me who is going through transition, quite an eye opener seeing it all unfold from the inside (not a euphemism). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 There's this thing called Ebola - what a horrible disease that fucker is. We've still to get on top of that one.A bit closer to home?Okay, in Twentieth Century Britain, the number of food banks are growing, we get all dewey-eyed about a young girl raising £1/4m for a pensioner who has been beaten up - forgetting the fact he was beaten up by some piece of shit in the first place.....oh and just for shits and giggles the Russians are getting a bit frisky with our airspace.Still, as long as the agenda can be bossed by some gobby minorities that's just fucking peachy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 May I substitute pocket torch for Galliano bottle? Indeed you may Gyps. I was also thinking of adding in there somewhere a pack of Pringles just for Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 People can be who the fuck they want to be, so long as they don't break the law or try to trip me up with a politically correct agenda. I have someone quite close to me who is going through transition, quite an eye opener seeing it all unfold from the inside (not a euphemism). This really tugged at my heart strings, Pooh. My childhood best friend was the basis for the hungry caterpillar story. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 I'd pardon them all with a red hot poker up their arseholes and the same for fucking dykes but at the front hole - fucking horrible freaks the lot of them. What if someone you loved turned out to be gay? Would you do what you suggest to them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 There's nothing wrong with being a bandit. It's the way they witter on about banditry and how fucking brilliant it is that I find annoying. There is no fucking way on earth that someones arse is better than a lovely bit of wet minge. fucking weirdos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 When I fill out my sexual preference on a form, there is never a box for 'standing leaning over a chair back, in front of the mirror'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 When I fill out my sexual preference on a form, there is never a box for 'standing leaning over a chair back, in front of the mirror'. You think you have problems. Spotter is Welsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 There's nothing wrong with being a bandit. It's the way they witter on about banditry and how fucking brilliant it is that I find annoying. There is now fucking way on earth that someones arse is better than a lovely bit of wet minge. fucking weirdos. Indeed... More chuffing and less botting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 You think you have problems. Spotter is Welsh. People just don't seem to care. I am an oppressed minority. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 You can't beat a bit of cock......so I hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 I'd pardon them all with a red hot poker up their arseholes and the same for fucking dykes but at the front hole - fucking horrible freaks the lot of them.Sort of 'Aversion Perversion Therapy' then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 It's just another form of fetish, no more and no less. Some people like dressing up in rubber etc. (don't knock it until you've tried it...apparently) and some people like their own sex. Just shag who you want, shut the fuck up about it and spare us the fucking victim shite as we're sick of hearing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Just shag who you want, shut the fuck up about it and spare us the fucking victim shite as we're sick of hearing it. Not much to add to that.... (except maybe getting Proof of Age and a Consent Form signed in triplicate...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Not much to add to that.... (except maybe getting Proof of Age and a Consent Form signed in triplicate...) Yep, always get the legal affairs in order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Even bigger cunt. Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 When I fill out my sexual preference on a form, there is never a box for 'standing leaning over a chair back, in front of the mirror'. Nearly choked myself drinking a cup of tea reading above. cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Nearly choked myself drinking a cup of tea reading above. cunt. Is that the gentleman who played Avon in Blakes 7 in your avatar ? Sorry not sure his name and can't be arsed to google Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 When I fill out my sexual preference on a form, there is never a box for 'standing leaning over a chair back, in front of the mirror'. Indeed. And I've also noticed that there is rarely a "The quicker it's over the happier I am" option provided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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