Guest Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 Who the fuck are you kidding, trying to get your 'get into heaven free' monopoly card. It's only because you have been overcharging us cunts for your products for years that you have managed to amass such a fortune. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 God doesn't allow poofters in to heaven, so he's wasting his money. Then again, wasting money on something unnecessary and pointless is the basis of the apple business, so fuck him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 Are you saying that Mr Cook bats for the other team? Mind you... Anyone called " Tim " is suspect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 Are you saying that Mr Cook bats for the other team? Mind you... Anyone called " Tim " is suspect.Apparently he does, spot. A swift google suggests that he is indeed a player of the pink oboe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 I have friends called Quentin, Jeremy, 4 Ruperts, Crispin, Henry ,St John et al.No doubt you have "mates " called Kevin, Wayne, Tosspot and Rumplestiltskin.......... Do you take St John with water or without? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 28, 2015 Report Share Posted March 28, 2015 I have friends called Quentin, Jeremy, 4 Ruperts, Crispin, Henry ,St John et al.And they've all got one acquaintance called Poindexter, who they all secretly hate and used to bum fuck at agricultural college. The only reason they allowed him to be part of their little gang, was that he drove them everywhere (drunk) and also paid for the damage they caused to the pubs they visited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted March 28, 2015 Report Share Posted March 28, 2015 He's only been overcharging gulible trendy cunts who think not having an apple product will send them to purgatory, me I dont buy the overated shite, being in the minority these days I tend to prefer the face to face conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 28, 2015 Report Share Posted March 28, 2015 It is incredible that people world wide will sit outside a shop overnight to be the first to get the next generation phone , the gullible fools also are applauded by Apple staff on their exit from the shop with their £600 phone. These closed protocol devices can then only have apps or music added via I tunes , hence more applause. The brain dead arse wipes will then latch onto anyone to demonstrate the latest minor improvement. Avoid anyone with a apple phone at all costs as if they had Ebola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 28, 2015 Report Share Posted March 28, 2015 Cook volunteered as a donor for a partial liver transplant for Steve Jobs, but Jobs rejected the offer. He probably knew what had been through it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 28, 2015 Report Share Posted March 28, 2015 It is incredible that people world wide will sit outside a shop overnight to be the first to get the next generation phone , the gullible fools also are applauded by Apple staff on their exit from the shop with their £600 phone. These closed protocol devices can then only have apps or music added via I tunes , hence more applause. The brain dead arse wipes will then latch onto anyone to demonstrate the latest minor improvement. Avoid anyone with a apple phone at all costs as if they had Ebola Their one redeeming feature is they mark the user out as a complete quarterwit, saving you the half-hour ear bashing about 'this cool app that when you look down at your I-tool, lets you see straight ahead and avoid bashing into things.....it's rilly 'tastic' before you arrive at this conclusion unaided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 29, 2015 Report Share Posted March 29, 2015 Over rated product, over priced, workers in manufacturer underpaid and some are allegedly reported to be child labour. If he is an atheist then he is not playing a get into heaven card is he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 29, 2015 Report Share Posted March 29, 2015 So a lover of cock and an Iphone.Not got much hope really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 29, 2015 Report Share Posted March 29, 2015 Over rated product, over priced, workers in manufacturer underpaid and some are allegedly reported to be child labour. If he is an atheist then he is not playing a get into heaven card is he?Pedantics Alfie, we will all be calling out to god on our death bed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 29, 2015 Report Share Posted March 29, 2015 I was a life long Android supporter until I was convinced a few months ago to at least try an Iphone. So when the subscription on my Samsung Note 3 was up I decided to get an Iphone 5c to try it out and......... there's no fucking way I'm ever going back to an Android phone again, not on your Nelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 29, 2015 Report Share Posted March 29, 2015 I was a life long Android supporter until I was convinced a few months ago to at least try an Iphone. So when the subscription on my Samsung Note 3 was up I decided to get an Iphone 5c to try it out and......... there's no fucking way I'm ever going back to an Android phone again, not on your Nelly.I had various android phones for a few years and them moved to iPhone 4S and now iPhone 6. Like you, there is no fucking way I'd go near Android again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 29, 2015 Report Share Posted March 29, 2015 I had various android phones for a few years and them moved to iPhone 4S and now iPhone 6. Like you, there is no fucking way I'd go near Android again. Iphone's are brilliant, no fucking about, simple to use and fluid. Like I said I got this 5c just to try out but it's convinced to up grade to whatever Apple got out when the subscription is up on the 5c, although saying that I love this phone so much I'll probably keep it for as long as I can. An Android is a phone, an Iphone is a reliable forgiving friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 29, 2015 Report Share Posted March 29, 2015 I'm in a three-way with Cortana and Siri. Cortana spits, but Siri swallows! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 29, 2015 Report Share Posted March 29, 2015 Iphone's are brilliant, no fucking about, simple to use and fluid. Like I said I got this 5c just to try out but it's convinced to up grade to whatever Apple got out when the subscription is up on the 5c, although saying that I love this phone so much I'll probably keep it for as long as I can. An Android is a phone, an Iphone is a reliable forgiving friend. Dopey sod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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