Eddie Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 Cunts such as tiger Woods and Russel brand claim sex addition when caught shagging around , book themselves into a rehab facility and become a person with a condition we should feel sorry for . Load of bollocks , normal people who can't afford rehab have to settle on a bunch of flowers from the petrol garage and a lot of begging. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 Cunts such as tiger Woods and Russel brand claim sex addition when caught shagging around , book themselves into a rehab facility and become a person with a condition we should feel sorry for . Load of bollocks , normal people who can't afford rehab have to settle on a bunch of flowers from the petrol garage and a lot of begging.You wanna suck my dick Jizz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 (edited) You wanna suck my dick JizzOi, enough of this. There's only room for one grotesquely fat bastard on this site to say that. Stick to your own oft repeated catchphrase please. Edited April 16, 2015 by Decimus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 Cunts such as tiger Woods and Russel brand claim sex addition when caught shagging around , book themselves into a rehab facility and become a person with a condition we should feel sorry for . Load of bollocks , normal people who can't afford rehab have to settle on a bunch of flowers from the petrol garage and a lot of begging.Or give up the keys to the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 Oi, enough of this. There's only room for one grotesquely fat bastard on this site to say that. Stick to your own oft repeated catchphrase please.I do apologise, now fuck off you SOPPY CUNT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 This sex addiction malarkey.Does wanking count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 It's all made up bollocks to justify cunty behaviour, just like to scum mum's who feed their kids full of e numbers and when they are bouncing off the class room ceiling claim ADHD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 This sex addiction malarkey.Does wanking count?No but only if your pulling your own pud , if you're helping the judge out then yes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 No but only if your pulling your own pud , if you're helping the judge out then yes You'd need a hand as tiny as Jeremy Beadle's wank claw to effectively help judge out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 You'd need a hand as tiny as Jeremy Beadle's wank claw to effectively help judge out.On one hand jeremy beadles cock is massive , on the other hand it's tiny 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 It's all made up bollocks to justify cunty behaviour, just like to scum mum's who feed their kids full of e numbers and when they are bouncing off the class room ceiling claim ADHD. Since when is sex addiction 'cunty behaviour', other than in the very literal sense and then only for heterosexuals?People fuck for all sorts of reasons - the final embodiment of complete and utter love, an economic transaction, sympathy, boredom, a power trip etc. Along with the last chocolate chip cookie, Spurs winning and backing a double-figure priced winner it's one of the last pleasures left open to me (and the Spurs thing is a now rapidly-closing window of pleasure), since I try and fuck as often as possible. However the fucking naysayers now have me sectioned as an embodiment of their latest addiction fetish.They have to ruin everything the mirthless bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 Since when is sex addiction 'cunty behaviour', other than in the very literal sense and then only for heterosexuals?People fuck for all sorts of reasons - the final embodiment of complete and utter love, an economic transaction, sympathy, boredom, a power trip etc. Along with the last chocolate chip cookie, Spurs winning and backing a double-figure priced winner it's one of the last pleasures left open to me (and the Spurs thing is a now rapidly-closing window of pleasure), since I try and fuck as often as possible. However the fucking naysayers now have me sectioned as an embodiment of their latest addiction fetish.They have to ruin everything the mirthless bastards.It's not the sex that's a cunt , it's the made up sex addiction rubbish that these cunts hide behind when caught out, all red blooded males can be classed as sex addicts , but if you are playing away from home and captured, it makes you a soppy cunt not an addict. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 This sex addiction malarkey.Does wanking count?Five times a day average does qualify, thats what my friends doctor told him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 This sex addiction malarkey.Does wanking count?According to the prosecution lawyer it does, if you're using binoculars to watch some cunt strumming herself from a secret hide constructed in a tree outside her bedroom! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 Well, i'm not sure about this at all. Like the OP I used to think this was a load of bollocks made up by celebrities when they got caught dipping their wick. Then i got to know a bloke who just couldn't help himself. The cunt would chat up any half way decent looking bird even though her boyfriend/husband was 5 yards away , glaring at him, and i was sitting next to him saying..."give it a rest for fucks sake you cunt." He would go after birds 15 or 20 years older than him, he just didn't seem to care. Eventually he got married, and had kids, but that didn't stop him. I have seen him chatting up women when his wife is in the next room. I have long since lost count of his "extra-marital" affairs. Before you ask , he is nothing special, not particularly good looking and a bit of a short arse to be honest. He just tries much harder than the rest of us. The last time i saw him he was giving motorcycle lessons to his mate's wife. (and fucking her obviously) Sex addiction? I don't know.........maybe he is the cunt we could all be if we really wanted to.........present company excepted of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 It's not the sex that's a cunt , it's the made up sex addiction rubbish that these cunts hide behind when caught out, all red blooded males can be classed as sex addicts , but if you are playing away from home and captured, it makes you a soppy cunt not an addict.Yeah I agree.Sex Addiction? It's 'factory installed' into every bloke that rumbles off the production line! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 This sex addiction malarkey.Does wanking count?Only in front of strangers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 Michael Douglas has split more beavers than Davy Crockett and is now sort of happily married to a beautiful bipolar lady so it`s not all bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 If you think being a sex addict is bad enough, imagine being a virgin as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 Cunts such as tiger Woods and Russel brand claim sex addition when caught shagging around , book themselves into a rehab facility and become a person with a condition we should feel sorry for . Load of bollocks , normal people who can't afford rehab have to settle on a bunch of flowers from the petrol garage and a lot of begging.My ex-cunt oops sorry, husband didn't even do that. Mind you BP garage flowers would have been too classy even for that shithead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 It's all bollocks. Some people have a higher sex drive than others.We live in an age were everything has to a have a name. Like ADHD for example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 My ex-cunt oops sorry, husband didn't even do that. Mind you BP garage flowers would have been too classy even for that shithead!Aw shucks.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 (edited) According to the prosecution lawyer it does, if you're using binoculars to watch some cunt strumming herself from a secret hide constructed in a tree outside her bedroom!That restraining order is still in effect CB! And I've had the treehouse demolished. Edited April 16, 2015 by camberwell gypsy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 16, 2015 Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 she must have fucking long arms to reach from that tree... it's at least 25' away from the window.. or so someone told me officer.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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