Eddie Posted June 1, 2015 Report Posted June 1, 2015 You will see these little fuckers grinning manically whilst tap dancing or over acting to within an inch of their desperate lives. They would kill their own parents for a chance on the big stage, fucking annie and the sun will come out tomorrow, not if I had my way, I would burn Sylvia Young at the stake for helping to produce these cunts. 1 Quote
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 1, 2015 Report Posted June 1, 2015 There are also the Conti stage schools. The name says it all. Quote
Jiggerycock Posted June 1, 2015 Report Posted June 1, 2015 Tomorrow. Tomorrow.I'll kill youTomorrowYou're always a little cuntSunshine, Lollypops andCamp children doing jazz handsTo pastel-coloured pervertsIn the StallsDough - a wad I like to spendRay - A man who is not meMe - A man I like a lotFar - The distance I can cumSow - I like to sow my seedLa - The first syllable of my favourite drinkTea - A drink that is not LagerThat will bring us back to dough......that kind of stuff you mean? 1 Quote
camberwell gypsy Posted June 1, 2015 Report Posted June 1, 2015 (edited) I went to stage school. My forte was ShirleyTemple in a little blue sailor dress, white ankle socks and patent Mary Jane shoes singing "Mama he's making eyes at me". They threw me out. What's wrong with a 36 year old woman doing that? Cunts Edited June 1, 2015 by camberwell gypsy 1 Quote
Eddie Posted June 1, 2015 Author Report Posted June 1, 2015 Tomorrow. Tomorrow.I'll kill youTomorrowYou're always a little cuntSunshine, Lollypops andCamp children doing jazz handsTo pastel-coloured pervertsIn the StallsDough - a wad I like to spendRay - A man who is not meMe - A man I like a lotFar - The distance I can cumSow - I like to sow my seedLa - The first syllable of my favourite drinkTea - A drink that is not LagerThat will bring us back to dough......that kind of stuff you mean?Still a better version than the original, take comfort in the fact most child 'stars' end up badly messed up adults, apart from todd carty who just ended up a cunt. Quote
Jiggerycock Posted June 1, 2015 Report Posted June 1, 2015 Still a better version than the original, take comfort in the fact most child 'stars' end up badly messed up adults, apart from todd carty who just ended up a cunt.IndeedGive them credit cards at the age of 12 - you may as well book the case conference at the Priory for 6 years to the day, down the line. Quote
Eddie Posted June 1, 2015 Author Report Posted June 1, 2015 IndeedGive them credit cards at the age of 12 - you may as well book the case conference at the Priory for 6 years to the day, down the line.They need their credit cards, what else can they use to line up their cocaine ? Quote
cuntspotter Posted June 2, 2015 Report Posted June 2, 2015 Jazz hands and spirit fingers ..... Cunts! Quote
Eddie Posted June 2, 2015 Author Report Posted June 2, 2015 Just another name for a poof prep schoolIf you are a proper cunt, move on to rada to hone your skills, you may end up like benedict cumberbatch the self righteousness, pompous wanker Quote
Guest JackoTC Posted June 2, 2015 Report Posted June 2, 2015 Let children be children for fuck sake. Whatever happened to sniffing glue and smashing up phone boxes ? No imagination now. Oh, and no fucking phone boxes. Quote
Guest JackoTC Posted June 2, 2015 Report Posted June 2, 2015 . Whatever happened to sniffing glue and smashing up phone boxes ? No imagination now. Oh, and no fucking phone boxes.Incidentally, this part has fuck all to do with the Nom. I was just at a loose end this afternoon. And I saw a bird with really big tits in Sainsburys. Quote
Decimus Posted June 2, 2015 Report Posted June 2, 2015 Incidentally, this part has fuck all to do with the Nom. I was just at a loose end this afternoon. And I saw a bird with really big tits in Sainsburys.Thanks for popping in and clarifying. Quote
Guest Snatch Posted June 2, 2015 Report Posted June 2, 2015 Children on the TV,stage or film should be banned.Self righteous pretentious cunts and thats just the parents. Quote
Eddie Posted June 2, 2015 Author Report Posted June 2, 2015 Children on the TV,stage or film should be banned.Self righteous pretentious cunts and thats just the parents.Nailed it. Quote
Neil Posted June 2, 2015 Report Posted June 2, 2015 When it comes to blowing smoke up their own kids arses all parents are cunts,especially the ones that cant wait to tell you how many 'A' grades their sprog got.They have great delight in telling you which uni their glowing piece of shit is off to.Had the conversation recently and said cunt couldn't wait to tell me 'golden bollocks' was off to the university of .....er Luton!.thats the equivalent to a technical college in my day,fuck nuts! Quote
camberwell gypsy Posted June 2, 2015 Report Posted June 2, 2015 Incidentally, this part has fuck all to do with the Nom. I was just at a loose end this afternoon. And I saw a bird with really big tits in Sainsburys.Yeah I just popped in there for some leeks Quote
Guest Snatch Posted June 3, 2015 Report Posted June 3, 2015 Three words.Bonnie Fucking Langford.Three more words.Please,fucking no!! Quote
Guest JackoTC Posted June 3, 2015 Report Posted June 3, 2015 Thanks for popping in and clarifying.No probs. I hope it helped. Quote
Decimus Posted June 3, 2015 Report Posted June 3, 2015 No probs. I hope it helped.Not really...I've always wanted to say that...I miss Ratty. Quote
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