Guest nobgobbler Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Anyone got any monster munch?I've got pringles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Any particular flavour?Sour cream and onion. Frank was supposed to eat them off my naked arse but he stood me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Sour cream and onion. Frank was supposed to eat them off my naked arse but he stood me up.Gobbie, I hate to think of a dirty northern lass going without a thorough pringling. In Frank's absence, I'm willing to abandon all sense of propriety and give you the once over with a bag of chunky salt and vinegar McCoy's. Now spit the mushy peas and fag out of your gob and pucker up. I've had two bottles of pinot and I'm ready to take up Frank's burden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 (edited) Gobbie, I hate to think of a dirty northern lass going without a thorough pringling. In Frank's absence, I'm willing to abandon all sense of propriety and give you the once over with a bag of chunky salt and vinegar McCoy's. Now spit the mushy peas and fag out of your gob and pucker up. I've had two bottles of pinot and I'm ready to take up Frank's burden. The Spotlight understudy filling for the understudy who failed to show. Plain awful. Edited June 13, 2015 by philippe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Even without a bottle of Pinot, would render pudding incapable of a chunky anything, let alone eating from a girls arse, though give him a whiff of Stickers, and he's hit the real McCoy. It's nice when you try to join in with adult conversation. Have a condescending, virtual pat on the had for your troubles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Even without a bottle of Pinot, would render pudding incapable of a chunky anything, let alone eating from a girls arse, though give him a whiff of Stickers, and he's hit the real McCoy. I don't particularly want to get involved in any of this nastiness.. I'm sure you'll both come to your sappy senses. When did Decimus become a pudding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 When did Decimus become a pudding?It was roughly at the same time that his garden shed started talking to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Pull your tongue out of our collective arseholes you odious little rim-monkey. Rim-minkey, bill. Minkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Rim-minkey, bill. Minkey. A schoolboy error Scotty. The conceited bore will be the first to acknowledge that there still is so much to learn… the tenant scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eddie Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Well I like jib jab, and I also like cutting myself to let the badness out and talking to my dead neighbour that I have dressed up like a cowboy and is sat at my kitchen table. Only until bed time when I will spoon him with the lights out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Sour cream and onion. Frank was supposed to eat them off my naked arse but he stood me up.Gobbie, I hate to think of a dirty northern lass going without a thorough pringling. In Frank's absence, I'm willing to abandon all sense of propriety and give you the once over with a bag of chunky salt and vinegar McCoy's. Now spit the mushy peas and fag out of your gob and pucker up. I've had two bottles of pinot and I'm ready to take up Frank's burden.The Spotlight understudy filling for the understudy who failed to show. Plain awful.Even without a bottle of Pinot, would render pudding incapable of a chunky anything, let alone eating from a girls arse, though give him a whiff of Stickers, and he's hit the real McCoy. You cunts are responsible for some rather nice Merlot being splattered across my monitor.... especially the mushy peas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 You cunts are responsible for some rather nice Merlot being splattered across my monitor.... especially the mushy peas...Be careful Ding. Mushy peas are absolute cunts to get out of your keyboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Be careful Ding. Mushy peas are absolute cunts to get out of your keyboard. Pfft!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 Fucking great nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 26, 2017 Report Share Posted January 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ding fucked it though. Some things never change. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 You two really are hurting aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 Poor old Jazz. He really did melt down in spectacular fashion. I sincerely hope he is better now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Poor old Jazz. He really did melt down in spectacular fashion. I sincerely hope he is better now. He's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: He's dead. Yes Bubba, and I want Eric dead too, the two faced lying worm. You did warn me to be fair, and I told you to fuck off, for which I apologise unreservedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 Is Bill still dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 6 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Is Bill still dead? He is not dead, he has had a nasty accident whilst repairing a plastic toy, the soppy cunt managed to Superglue his foreskin to his kneecap. Now when he walks he wanks. Been stuck in his bedsit for 10 days now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 30, 2017 Report Share Posted January 30, 2017 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: He is not dead, he has had a nasty accident whilst repairing a plastic toy, the soppy cunt managed to Superglue his foreskin to his kneecap. Now when he walks he wanks. Been stuck in his bedsit for 10 days now. You sure about that? Bill can't normally do anything else whilest walking, he needs to stop first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 On 1/29/2017 at 3:37 AM, Bubba C said: He's dead. May he find peace, the poor tormented cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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