Guest MikeD Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Looks like it's going to piss it down for the weekend.Doubtless we'll be bombarded on telly with the usual half-wit cunts up to their knees in mud, and knowing Glastonbury, other people's piss and shit.Corporate wank now, totally lost it's appeal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Corporate wank now, totally lost it's appeal.The words of a man most likely into taking unknown hallucinogens concocted in someone's bathtub in a field with a bunch of caucasian dreadlock monsters somewhere near Hereford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 I was at Glastonbury in 1982. Can't remember a fucking thing. Best £8 I've ever spent. Best £8 I ever earned Drew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 I shall be there again, but I will be wearing a false moustache........ As a precautionary measure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 In the words of Nicky Wire"They should build a by-pass over this shithole" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 I wont be there either, but I'll probably watch some of it on TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Good evening Spotto,Did you know there is 9 sheep per one human being in Noo Zealand?Soon, sheep will take over the world & GladsonberryLove Prof B XXXYou stupid fucking cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Glastonbury is indeed wank, full of wank, and wankers getting wankered. I'd like to go though, just for a weekend of no worries drinking, drug taking and talking to wimminz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Good evening Spotto,Did you know there is 9 sheep per one human being in Noo Zealand?Soon, sheep will take over the world & GladsonberryLove Prof B XXXLets hope they have a spell checker to hand when they do take over.Which they won't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Good evening Spotto,Did you know there is 9 sheep per one human being in Noo Zealand?Soon, sheep will take over the world & GladsonberryLove Prof B XXXYou need to drink 3 bottles of Frosty Jacko cider with me, then I'd do you up the wrong 'un, That'll sort you out............ Have you got a new job yet ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 You know what? I can actually believe that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 NO, I am looking for work.Yes, I would like to knock back a few 'Frosty Jacko ciders'..But what about taking it up the wrong 'un? You can't simply ignore this part of Jacko's generous offer surely? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 It's game on Jacko.Get the spit ready. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Have you tried volunteering for vivisection?please do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 NO, I am looking for work.Yes, I would like to knock back a few 'Frosty Jacko ciders'..Just say the word. I've got half a teacake here if that's any good ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Good evening Spotto,Did you know there is 9 sheep per one human being in Noo Zealand?Soon, sheep will take over the world & GladsonberryLove Prof B XXXThey might have the numbers, but we've got the guns... and the mint sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 NO, I am looking for work.Yes, I would like to knock back a few 'Frosty Jacko ciders'..You preside over a cuntpire upon which the sun never sets. Your idiocy knows no bounds and the magnitude of your imbecility is beyond all human comprehension. I'd tell you to kill yourself, but you'd probably fuck that up royally. I can only suggest that you get yourself neutered to spare future generations the fucking agony of trying to decipher the incomprehensible ramblings of your foul, future progeny. You are without doubt, the thickest cunt I have ever encountered in my life. And believe me, living in Norfolk there has historically been some stiff fucking competition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Where is Yazz?Gone to the fires of hell.Apparently the Devil himself is a multi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Where is Yazz?6 feet under. He requests you join him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Where is Yazz?Where he is doesn't matter. It's where he isn't that is of more importance and interest to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 You preside over a cuntpire upon which the sun never sets. Your idiocy knows no bounds and the magnitude of your imbecility is beyond all human comprehension. I'd tell you to kill yourself, but you'd probably fuck that up royally. I can only suggest that you get yourself neutered to spare future generations the fucking agony of trying to decipher the incomprehensible ramblings of your foul, future progeny. You are without doubt, the thickest cunt I have ever encountered in my life. And believe me, living in Norfolk there has historically been some stiff fucking competition.You fucking nasty. Poor ProfB deserves a litter better don't you think. She's a harmless little tinker. Who is going to get bummed if I have my way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Where is Yazz?He's still popping in to peruse the badinage, but he can't get his hands out of the straightjacket to type a reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 You fucking nasty. Poor ProfB deserves a litter better don't you think. She's a harmless little tinker. Who is going to get bummed if I have my way.Sorry, Jackers, I know that I cock blocked you big time, but you'll thank me for it in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Sorry, Jackers, I know that I cock blocked you big time, but you'll thank me for it in the morning.I wouldn't bet on it. Got a few days off and I'm looking forward to Bacardi Breezers all morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 He's gone to spastic heaven. Apparently Frank had been trying to get rid of him for over a year but it only took me a day and I wasn't even trying. Now, how about you then? Want to see what I can do when I'm warmed up?With great power comes great responsibility.Quite so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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