Admin Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 I've been walking with a fucking limp since you tampered with my credentials.Two legs is a bonus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Two legs is a bonus.and three legs is a happy wife.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 He hasn't been banned. I merged the two ID's. If he has fallen by the wayside it is an extra curricular activity. Now you say that, I best check this pile of shit software in case it has fucked him over.No, not banned. Mrs Roops made it perfectly clear that if I continued to comment on here via Tor I would feel the full force of her wrath, so I can now only post when I'm away from home and using public wifi. (I'm risking my very existence just posting this reply! )I'm watching you cunts, though, and I've got a week away coming up in mid-July when a whole month of pent up invective will be unleashed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 He's 40, Scottish, and alive!?!I can only imagine the condition he's in. He probably makes Stephen Hawking look like an olympic sprinter!Think Albert Steptoe on a mobility scooter and you're in the right ballpark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 No, not banned. Mrs Roops made it perfectly clear that if I continued to comment on here via Tor I would feel the full force of her wrath, so I can now only post when I'm away from home and using public wifi. (I'm risking my very existence just posting this reply! )I'm watching you cunts, though, and I've got a week away coming up in mid-July when a whole month of pent up invective will be unleashed.Why haven't you got a broadband supplier like most other contributors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 No, not banned. Mrs Roops made it perfectly clear that if I continued to comment on here via Tor I would feel the full force of her wrath, so I can now only post when I'm away from home and using public wifi. (I'm risking my very existence just posting this reply! )I'm watching you cunts, though, and I've got a week away coming up in mid-July when a whole month of pent up invective will be unleashed.If you don't mind me asking 'Baws, why can't you post from home unless you are on Tor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Whats all this Tor shite about and why is it so bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Whats all this Tor shite about and why is it so bad?Tor is a web browser that allows anonymity on the net and stops people learning your location and browsing habits, Snatchers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Pure escapism. Cuntybaws likes to pretend he has a job that could potentially sack him if he got caught posting on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Tor is a web browser that allows anonymity on the net and stops people learning your location and browsing habits, Snatchers.Then why doesn't that idiot Jazz use it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Pure escapism. Cuntybaws likes to pretend he has a job that could potentially sack him if he got caught posting on here.I thought that was Judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 I thought that was Judge.No, he's the one that is far too obese to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 I thought TOR was for pedos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 I thought TOR was for pedos?No idea. I'll ask my girlfriend when she gets back from school. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Then why doesn't that idiot Jazz use it?Because he's a thick cunt? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Because he's a thick cunt?Thanks Apers,thats explained it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 A remarkable escape once again Jackie. A hair's breadth from absolute certain death. Just 14 months... the blink of an eye! This may seem hard to believe... far-fetched even, but if it wasn't for Ming missing her hairdressers appointment in Singapore on Friday afternoon, we would have both been sunbathing on that beach… without question! The fact that we would never ever consider booking a package holiday, detest brits abroad, were fast asleep on the other side of the world.. and didn't have tickets to travel, is irrelevant . Fate….François, I hope you haven't been loitering in Orchard Towers again. You know what happened last time when you refused to pay that 2nd floor Thai ladyboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Many years back I had a fucking howler in Thailand. After experiencing sexual conjugation with a rather attractive lady we were laying in the afterglow. She started to stroke my member, so I enquired as to whether she wanted to make love some more. Her reply still haunts me to this day...."I am just admiring your penis........ I really miss mine"Count yourself lucky she didnt still have it. When that happened to me I had to flip her over. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 I'm watching you cunts, though, and I've got a week away coming up in mid-July when a whole month of pent up invective will be unleashed. Has all the makings of a Joe Bugner come-back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Many years back I had a fucking howler in Thailand. After experiencing sexual conjugation with a rather attractive lady we were laying in the afterglow. She started to stroke my member, so I enquired as to whether she wanted to make love some more. Her reply still haunts me to this day...."I am just admiring your penis........ I really miss mine"Did you ask for a discount since there was a bit missing?"Not fit for purpose" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 I fucking detest this time of year. Thousands upon thousands of corpulent diabetic Geordies descend upon my home turf, going into hyperglycaemic rages in tacky gift shops after knocking back their fiftieth Pepsi of the day. As soon as the thermometer goes above 15°c they immediately begin a mass group exercise of public indecent exposure, inflicting their gelatinous sub evolved carcasses on unsuspecting locals. The only humane way to deal with the cunts, is to lower the cost of a package holiday to Tunisia and pray to God that they take the fucking bait. Savages. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 I fucking detest this time of year. Thousands upon thousands of corpulent diabetic Geordies descend upon my home turf, going into hyperglycaemic rages in tacky gift shops after knocking back their fiftieth Pepsi of the day. As soon as the thermometer goes above 15°c they immediately begin a mass group exercise of public indecent exposure, inflicting their gelatinous sub evolved carcasses on unsuspecting locals. The only humane way to deal with the cunts, is to lower the cost of a package holiday to Tunisia and pray to God that they take the fucking bait. Savages.this sounds a bit like Barry Island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 I'm usually not one for the rather stereotypically British thing of chatting constantly about the weather, but when you need to peel your ballbag off your inner thigh every ten seconds, you know the clouds have fucked off for a bit.At least when it's cold you can put a few more layers on or whack the heating on when it gets desperate. In this you've got fuck all, except moist balls and a social media news feed full of cunts who think they are Michael Fish. Cheers for the heads up cunts, I was just about to go to work in a fur-lined coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 All fur coat and no knickers you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 All fur coat and no knickers you...You dirty spying little bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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