Cuntybaws Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 I know it's natural and they can't help it, but the Ferengi-looking cunts give me the dry boak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 Can we let fuck at old people in general or are we not allowed to wander from the chosen topic?Better to ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 I know it's natural and they can't help it, but the Ferengi-looking cunts give me the dry boak!especially hairy ears, with matching out of control eyebrows... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 I have large ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 You know what large ears means...large cock. You must be jealous Cuntybaws.You know what large ears means?Some bastard on Cunts Corner will start a thread about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 What about big nostrils? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 You know what large ears means...large cock. You must be jealous Cuntybaws.How can 'Baws possibly find a suitable retort to this? A quality post from a real wordsmith. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 I have large ears.Fuck off big ears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 Fuck off big earsFuck off yourself, Noddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 You know what large ears means...large cock. You must be jealous Cuntybaws.When I first met Mrs Baws she said she could never go out with a man who didn't have a 9" cock. I told her there was no fucking way I was cutting 4" off mine just to meet her expectations.Procrustes was a cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 Fuck off yourself, Noddy.That took a little longer than I expected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 That took a little longer than I expected.Me too, I'm fucking amazed I got in there first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 When I first met Mrs Baws she said she could never go out with a man who didn't have a 9" cock. I told her there was no fucking way I was cutting 4" off mine just to meet her expectations.Procrustes was a cunt!She was a Mrs Baws when you met her?? Was it your mum. You can tell us, we're your friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 Fuck off big earsHeartless bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 Heartless bitch.Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 I was always told that big ears signifies a generous personality. I can't remember who told me that, but I have no doubt he/she was a cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Can we let fuck at old people in general or are we not allowed to wander from the chosen topic?Better to ask.Just go for it Mike. Personally, I can't stand to watch old people eating. Shouldn't be allowed to eat after 65, it's revolting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 It`s the barbers i feel sorry for, no amount of harmonious singing can make up for an ear hole that looks like a bunch of cable ties. Same goes for the nostrils and have you seen some of those cunting eyebrows?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 It`s the barbers i feel sorry for, no amount of harmonious singing can make up for an ear hole that looks like a bunch of cable ties. Same goes for the nostrils and have you seen some of those cunting eyebrows?? I have to prune my eyebrows weekly or they end up looking like shredded wheat, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 I have to prune my eyebrows weekly or they end up looking like shredded wheat,Are you Dennis Healey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Are you Dennis Healey? No, that fucker still has his hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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