Hokey Gingers Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 (edited) Ever had the misfortune to be in the company of one of these fuckers in full flow? It`s not good whatever side of the deal your on and can be an excruciating experience to the point where on occasion i`ve prayed for the ground to open up and swallow me. I`m not on about the saturday market haggling and a few pence off the weeks fruit and veg, i`m on about running someones pride and joy or major asset into the ground in front of them. I innocently went with an old pal to look at a car that was for sale and the on arrival the criticism quickly started and was fucking relentless, along with my increasing embarrassment, for over an hour. I was mortified at the levels the cunt sank to and told him so later in no uncertain terms. Then there`s the cunts who put in "cheeky bids" on stuff but again they can fuck clean off too. " Whats your rock bottom on it mate ?" My rock bottom is fuck off you time wasting, bargain hunting ballbag. Cunts. Edited July 25, 2015 by Hokey Gingers Spelling mistake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 They are indeed a bunch of humongous cunts. Cheeky bids, depending on the mood I'm in are either ignored or met with a barage of unladylike expletives leaving them in no doubt that I'm not to be fucked with. If the cheeky bid or insulting offer includes the word "mate", I fuck them off with "... and I am not your fucking mate." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 (edited) Just sold my place, within a day, after the cunt bid me and I refused to accept. A day later the second agent I'd appointed fronts up with someone offering 10% more of the asking price.Then get loads of vitriol yesterday and accusation of being a charlatan etc. from buyer no. 1. How he'd have refused something that cunts wank over winning on cunt TV shows etc. Finally he then has the temerity to offer £10k on top of the new entrant - fucking hypocrisy or what! Edited July 25, 2015 by cuntcrapper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Rock the Casbah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Rock the Casbah.the shareef don't like it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 I go to some arab country for my hols every year, visit the bazaar and it's the same old thing year in year out."3 camels for your beautiful wife."I smile, give the wife a wry wink and move on.If she's so fucking beautiful, why do they keep trying to sell her back to me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 26, 2015 Report Share Posted July 26, 2015 Morocco ... You want buy carrrrpet? We draw line in sand. You pay with credit carrrrd and give me yourrrrr shoes. Here, drink this mint tea and waste a full day of holiday in tin shack. You buy carrrrpet and give me yourrrrr watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 " Whats your rock bottom on it mate ?" ."The Asking Price, Cunt"They are indeed a bunch of humongous cunts. Cheeky bids, depending on the mood I'm in are either ignored or met with a barage of unladylike expletives leaving them in no doubt that I'm not to be fucked with. If the cheeky bid or insulting offer includes the word "mate", I fuck them off with "... and I am not your fucking mate."You sound disturbingly like Mrs D... she can bring tears to the eyes of road navvies... and that was just outside our house so all the neighbours heard as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Morocco ... You want buy carrrrpet? We draw line in sand. You pay with credit carrrrd and give me yourrrrr shoes. Here, drink this mint tea and waste a full day of holiday in tin shack. You buy carrrrpet and give me yourrrrr watch.I bought a pair of sandals and a gypsy skirt in Agadir about 12 years ago. Still got them. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 I bought a pair of sandals and a gypsy skirt in Agadir about 12 years ago. Still got them. Just saying.Have they been washed? Tanning doesn't count as washing by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 I bought a pair of sandals and a gypsy skirt in Agadir about 12 years ago. Still got them. Just saying.Give them back immediately they're mine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Morocco ... You want buy carrrrpet? We draw line in sand. You pay with credit carrrrd and give me yourrrrr shoes. Here, drink this mint tea and waste a full day of holiday in tin shack. You buy carrrrpet and give me yourrrrr watch.I love it when you talk dirty, Gobbie, you filthy bitch. Now get your faaakin tits out, tout de fucking suite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 "The Asking Price, Cunt"You sound disturbingly like Mrs D... she can bring tears to the eyes of road navvies... and that was just outside our house so all the neighbours heard as well... Good for her. The older I get the more straight forward I become. I'm turning into a right old cunt! I love it when you talk dirty, Gobbie, you filthy bitch. Now get your faaakin tits out, tout de fucking suite.That's a very gentlemanly way of asking me out on a date Dec. Much nicer than the usual riff raff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Good for her. The older I get the more straight forward I become. I'm turning into a right old cunt!That's a very gentlemanly way of asking me out on a date Dec. Much nicer than the usual riff raff.Well it's to the point I guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 Well it's to the point I guessGyps, there are some parts up here in the north, a statement like that would considered to be an expression of undying love or marriage proposal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 Gyps, there are some parts up here in the north, a statement like that would considered to be an expression of undying love or marriage proposal.Steady on, Gobbie, I haven't even offered your parents the usual price for a she-northerner, two pit ponies and a bag of coal. You'll end up in the village ducking stool if I jump the gun and give you a reputation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 No don't barter, just pay the full wack and like having the piss ripped out of you by some unscrupulous cunt that saw you coming a mile away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 Steady on, Gobbie, I haven't even offered your parents the usual price for a she-northerner, two pit ponies and a bag of coal. You'll end up in the village ducking stool if I jump the gun and give you a reputation.just get yourself round here with a couple of bottles of home brew and a jar of pickled eggs and you're in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 just get yourself round here with a couple of bottles of home brew and a jar of pickled eggs and you're in.I've already left. I'm also willing to forgive Gyppo's Jazz loving indiscretions if she's up for joining us. I'll bring a jug of gravy for you and an Arthur Askey CD for Gyppers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 29, 2015 Report Share Posted July 29, 2015 I've already left. I'm also willing to forgive Gyppo's Jazz loving indiscretions if she's up for joining us. I'll bring a jug of gravy for you and an Arthur Askey CD for Gyppers. it would be rude not to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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