Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Caught with his trousers down, wearing a bra and bragging to prostitutes that his expenses paid for the coke going up his nose.What a cunt! For getting caught. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 would love to see his expenses claim ... think they call it "miscellaneous sundries" .. and do you know what ... the fuckers will pay up ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 would love to see his expenses claim ... think they call it "miscellaneous sundries" .. and do you know what ... the fuckers will pay up ! ...and they'll pay through the nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Caught with his trousers down, wearing a bra and bragging to prostitutes that his expenses paid for the coke going up his nose.What a cunt! For getting caught.That's exactly how a Lord should behave, top man, would like a night out with the cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 That's exactly how a Lord should behave, top man, would like a night out with the cunt.absofuckinglutely ..... tattoos and dog fights are all very well ....the riff raff need educating in how to spend "me time" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 absofuckinglutely ..... tattoos and dog fights are all very well ....the riff raff need educating in how to spend "me time" he missed a trick, didn't have her knickers on his head, still 8/10 for effort 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 I think this bloke is a fucking hero.He must be some kind of meta-troll, taking on the role of overseeing standards of peer behaviour, while he's nostril deep in chang and balls deep in tight Asian fanny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 "I opened my eyes and - by jingo! I realised I'd married three of 'em." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 I think this bloke is a fucking hero.He must be some kind of meta-troll, taking on the role of overseeing standards of peer behaviour, while he's nostril deep in chang and balls deep in tight Asian fanny!Remember john major, and his family standards campaign? All the time he was sacking ministers for getting caught with their pants down or snouts in the coke, he was up to his nuts in edwina currie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 I remember her, old David Mellor liked her to dress up in a Chelsea kit, bless her cotton socks, she went to Max Clifford to help sell the story, what ever happened to him ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Three cheers for old Coke Sewel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Nice mitties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Lording it up, two brasses, couple of beers and sniffing drugs off a big pair of tits, looks a lot more appealing than those adverts for pensioners with June Whitfield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 I'm shocked by this. The hookers were only £200 a night each. You'd think expense accounts for our beloved parliamentarians would accommodate something a little better than northern street skanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Nice mitties.That looks disconcertingly like a five pound note. You'd think if you were whacking a session like that on the slate of the nation, you'd up your fucking game a bit.7/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 That looks disconcertingly like a five pound note. You'd think if you were whacking a session like that on the slate of the nation, you'd up your fucking game a bit.7/10Exactly...... Standards are slipping. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Exactly...... Standards are slipping.Hookers asking political questions, cameras set up, another massive story from the cunts who gave us the fake sheikh, and phoned hacked dead children. Utter, utter cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 None of anyone else's business what he gets up to in private especially if he's having fun with 'ores and Charlie. lucky cunt. The Press didn't want to go near the government peadophile ring but never shy away from someone indulging in consensual sex with adults. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 According to his Lordship he boned a certain "young BBC presenter" in the attic. This makes a refreshing change from buggering young boys in the dungeons at Dolphin square. (As has been alleged of other "honourable" members) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 He's having a good time and slagging off mps.what's all the fucking fuss about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 cheating corrupt bastarding bankercunts , child abusing politician filth , lies based war declared by pm cunt .... oooh ! ... much tutt tutting,hand wringing,file shredding and operation whitewash on defcon 1some randy old twat putting it out in private named in tit's and bums ooh err titter ye not missus excuse for a newspaper ... read all about it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 cheating corrupt bastarding bankercunts , child abusing politician filth , lies based war declared by pm cunt .... oooh ! ... much tutt tutting,hand wringing,file shredding and operation whitewash on defcon 1some randy old twat putting it out in private named in tit's and bums ooh err titter ye not missus excuse for a newspaper ... read all about it bang on, just shag kids if you are a peer or mp and want to keep out of the papers. The only time you get named is after you die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 29, 2015 Report Share Posted July 29, 2015 If I ever get sacked I want it to be because I was caught snorting coke off a hooker's tits or whatever he did.Fuck the job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 29, 2015 Report Share Posted July 29, 2015 Caught with his trousers down, wearing a bra and bragging to prostitutes that his expenses paid for the coke going up his nose.What a cunt! For getting caught.are we actually sure it was lord sewel and it wasn't frank bough up to his old tricks again ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 (edited) I see that Cameron is getting set to create another 50 of these much needed Lords and not before time I must say. Its only by creating more Lords can we save this great nation after all there are only about 8 or 9 hundred of these overworked, underfed and frankly under appreciated ermine clad old boys in the house. At £ 300 a day just for checking in they are an absolute bargain and I cannot understand the criticism being thrown at Mr Cameron. OK most of them will be Tories but surely the whole point is that we get a well balanced upper chamber and that's what we need, more rabid yes men from the ranks of the great and privileged. Its all these Nurses, Doctors , Police, Firemen and Teachers that are sapping the strength of our country, they are the freeloading parasites who need to be trimmed and leaned, the ungrateful cunts that they are.We should see a rise in cocaine and high class prostitute prices as a consequence of these proposed additions, so another benefit to the economy of London and people, as its it been said before we are all in it together.Well done Mr Cameron...keep up the good work. Edited August 18, 2015 by luke swarm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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