Hokey Gingers Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Apparently paying a compliment to the opposite sex can now be demeaning and worthy of a very public shaming or so says human rights lawyer Charlotte Proudman, brunette, 27, 36/26/36. Gyps you look stunning too as do you Gobby in an unconventional sense. Please don`t take offence or sue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Tits first, I'm not a slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Take your hands off my tits please! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Apparently paying a compliment to the opposite sex can now be demeaning and worthy of a very public shaming or so says human rights lawyer Charlotte Proudman, brunette, 27, 36/26/36. Gyps you look stunning too as do you Gobby in an unconventional sense. Please don`t take offence or sue.Everyone always forgets about poor old yariman. She may have a back that's as bent as The Judge, afterall she's had 25 years hard graft down t'pit. And she may have a lower jaw that's been permanently stained ebony and emerald after a lifetime of malnutrition, living solely on a mushy peas and gravy diet. But is she not a woman too? Yazzer old girl, let me extend to you the courtesy of a compliment. You looked absolutely stunning in that ragged, Hessian sack that you were wearing outside The OneStop in Armley last Tuesday. The fact that you were covered from head to toe in whippet hair and the standard bruises of a battered she- northerner, did absolutely nothing to detract from your effortless, ethereal northern beauty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Tell you what, let's all go around in an Asperger's-trance, repeating facts rather than engaging in dialogue or expressing opinions.......laminated of course, to avoid physical contagion with any carbon-based life forms.That way we can avoid giving offence to anyone, except those who long for a bit of colour and vitality in their lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Another feminist cunt out to take on the world. Give another few years and she'll hopefully of fucked off to chuck out a few kids.Fucking PC slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 She probably loves it up the wrong 'un and I guess she must also know a thing or two about law, but with a face like that who the fuck cares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 (edited) This problem is easily avoided by being generally unpleasant to all and sundry and maintaining a level of miserableness, especially to the female of the species. that way any embarrassment is avoided and a status quo is maintained. Its a skill I learnt off my Dad who was a professional miserable cunt. God bless him Edited September 10, 2015 by luke swarm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 ... so says human rights lawyer Charlotte Proudman, brunette, 27, 36/26/36.Does she favour the flatter shoe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Does she favour the flatter shoe?Yes, she loves to be spanked with one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Yes, she loves to be spanked with one. and being a barrister being spanked whilst clutching her briefs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 and being a barrister being spanked whilst clutching her briefs.Withers you slag, have you been possessed by the ghost of Bob Monkhouse circa 1976? Up your game you fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yariman Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Everyone always forgets about poor old yariman. She may have a back that's as bent as The Judge, afterall she's had 25 years hard graft down t'pit. And she may have a lower jaw that's been permanently stained ebony and emerald after a lifetime of malnutrition, living solely on a mushy peas and gravy diet. But is she not a woman too? Yazzer old girl, let me extend to you the courtesy of a compliment. You looked absolutely stunning in that ragged, Hessian sack that you were wearing outside The OneStop in Armley last Tuesday. The fact that you were covered from head to toe in whippet hair and the standard bruises of a battered she- northerner, did absolutely nothing to detract from your effortless, ethereal northern beauty.Deccers, my thanks to you for such kind words. Clearly a little effort on my part goes a long way... stickers would have you think I am naught but an over-buggered and thoroughly misused has-been of the male species, but he is merely projecting his own image upon those more fortunate.I'll stick with he hessian sack then - it sounds like a winner, and now all the pits have closed I have to still make two and a tanner to stop the other half giving me a clout... A pricey fuck by northern standards, but you've made me feel like I'm worth it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 (edited) Edited September 10, 2015 by witheredscrote didn't load Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 You're letting yourself down today Withers, you stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 (edited) You're letting yourself down today Withers, you stupid cunt.at least I can spell possessed correctly you semi-illiterate spunk bubble. Added later: Decimus rushes to correct his post and put in another 's'. A truly snidey cunt of the first order. Edited September 10, 2015 by witheredscrote Decs is a true cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Take your hands off my tits please!it would be much easier if you didn't apply super glue to them! What's a bloke to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 She's obviously a cunt. I work for a large law firm and the other day I held a door open for a lady on crutches. She rolled her eyes at me and gave a little withering shake of her head, the fucking miserable, arrogant, ungrateful Lawyer cunt bitch. Obviously cut from the same cloth as this cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 She's obviously a cunt. I work for a large law firm and the other day I held a door open for a lady on crutches. She rolled her eyes at me and gave a little withering shake of her head, the fucking miserable, arrogant, ungrateful Lawyer cunt bitch. Obviously cut from the same cloth as this cunt.The age of misandry and extreme feminism has set back established protocols for gentlemanly manners dramatically. Where is a blokes motivation to open a door or provide any other mannered courtesy when the woman is only going to negatively react as if he just fisted her arse in public. Yet they EXPECT men to continue being chivalrous to the point of falling on a sword as soon as the overly egotistic cunts appear from their perfect little princess palace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 She's obviously a cunt. I work for a large law firm and the other day I held a door open for a lady on crutches. She rolled her eyes at me and gave a little withering shake of her head, the fucking miserable, arrogant, ungrateful Lawyer cunt bitch. Obviously cut from the same cloth as this cunt.You should have said something. Ive held doors open for bastards who sail through without even looking at me and I always say something out loud. Make them look a cunt in front of others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 She probably loves it up the wrong 'un and I guess she must also know a thing or two about law, but with a face like that who the fuck cares.I withdraw my earlier comment. Closet dyke if ever I saw one and to be honest I wouldn't touch it, not even with Scruffs'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 I love being complimented on the dress I'm wearing. As long as the bloke isn't cracking one out at the time, its fine with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 That's a very nice dress you're wearing Gypo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 I love being complimented on the dress I'm wearing. As long as the bloke isn't cracking one out at the time, its fine with me.Then I pray to God that Neil never visits Camberwell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Compliment my arse! As in all male dominated jobs this bloke spends his day making dirty jokes and exchanging filthy schoolboy remarks about young attractive women who are well out of their reach. Then they slap each other on the back and congratulate each other on their acerbic wit. Just like the saddos on this site as a matter of fact. This cunt, from behind his keyboard, was chancing his arm and, as he is a rich cunt, he might have thought it was worth a shot. Now , i think making it public was way over the top but she is a lawyer.........they think they own the fucking world. This soppy cunt should have known that. I note that this lady has been named and abused on this thread, as is the usual practice of the wank brigade. However, she is a QC and i'm sure she is familiar with the law concerning libel and defamation of character. You cunts better be grateful that i know fuck all about this twitter and faceache bollocks or i would be grassing you up right now. Wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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