Jump to content
CUNTS CORNER TWITTER ACCOUNT ID @CuntsCorner ×
Donations towards site upkeep will be thankfully received and faithfully applied....

The Poof Euphemism Thread


Ape™️

Recommended Posts

Guest Bill Stickers

Cavalier Bill disappears in a double huff with his Syd Little sidekick, only to reappear days later, hand in hand with gaping arses and a slow clap. A Peters and Lee pair of utter utter cunts. 

How astute of you Frank.

Do you remember those two blokes you sucked off in the back of that Soho porno cinema for 3 hours straight on the weekend? That was us. Gutted!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Cavalier Bill disappears in a double huff with his Syd Little sidekick, only to reappear days later, hand in hand with gaping arses and a slow clap. A Peters and Lee pair of utter utter cunts. 

 

 

And where is your sidekick/alter ego/multiple personality, Punkape? Fuck me, I thought that the amount of dross produced by just one of your ID's was spectacular. Now I know that you're responsible for double the amount, I'm almost impressed.

You really need a hobby to get yourself away from here for longer than ten minutes between login's, you sad sack of shit. I know that your globe trotting is entirely fictional, but I hear that Palmyra is nice this time of year. Be sure to book yourself on a Malaysian airlines flight that takes the Crimean detour.

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

And where is your sidekick/alter ego/multiple personality, Punkape? Fuck me, I thought that the amount of dross produced by just one of your ID's was spectacular. Now I know that you're responsible for double the amount, I'm almost impressed.

You really need a hobby to get yourself away from here for longer than ten minutes between login's, you sad sack of shit. I know that your globe trotting is entirely fictional, but I hear that Palmyra is nice this time of year. Be sure to book yourself on a Malaysian airlines flight that takes the Crimean detour.

I wasn't Punkape. He was good!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

.......You really need a hobby to get yourself away from here for longer than ten minutes between login's..........

OTOH, I didn't realise that "I'm off for an extended sabbatical" meant "back in five minutes". So while the self-appointed welcoming committee have suddenly appeared on a mutual dick-waving exercise the reality is that it is now nothing more than a wank-circle. It was made clear that their behaviour to newbies will no longer be tolerated. Two of them found that out yesterday.

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

OTOH, I didn't realise that "I'm off for an extended sabbatical" meant "back in five minutes". So while the self-appointed welcoming committee have suddenly appeared on a mutual dick-waving exercise the reality is that it is now nothing more than wank-circle. It was made clear that their behaviour to newbies will no longer be tolerated. Two of them found that out yesterday.

Frank likes this. Frank would , the turd.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

OTOH, I didn't realise that "I'm off for an extended sabbatical" meant "back in five minutes". So while the self-appointed welcoming committee have suddenly appeared on a mutual dick-waving exercise the reality is that it is now nothing more than a wank-circle. It was made clear that their behaviour to newbies will no longer be tolerated. Two of them found that out yesterday.

That boy will never learn. He shows promise, then lets himself down... lets us all down. Pity. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

OTOH, I didn't realise that "I'm off for an extended sabbatical" meant "back in five minutes". So while personna-appointed welcoming committee have suddenly appeared on a mutual dick-waving exercise the reality is that it is now nothing more than wank-circle. It was made clear that their behaviour to newbies will no longer be tolerated. Two of them found that out yesterday.

I never once said that the reason I wasn't going to post was because of your silly, draconian moderating. And I also never specified a time frame. It was due to purely personal reasons. And as for the hazing of newbies, witheredscrote, a newbie himself, endorsed the approach. So before posting, perhaps consider what you actually know as fact instead of jumping to conclusions. You're completely out of touch with what the majority of the members want from this site. How about asking them, instead of imposing your namby pamby, wishy washy opinions on everyone else? You're like a mobile phone provider, focusing on non existing new customers, and ignoring what your existing ones want. Of course, even though my proposition is entirely reasonable, your history of obstinacy, just for the sake of maintaining an "iron lady" virtual persona, will ensure we will just get the usual menstrual response. 

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Frank likes this. Frank would , the turd.

Withers you've done so well thus far. Don't bite now.. minkey. 

I never once said that the reason I wasn't going to post was because of your silly, draconian moderating. And I also never specified a time frame. It was due to purely personal reasons. And as for the hazing of newbies, witheredscrote, a newbie himself, endorsed the approach. So before posting, perhaps consider what you actually know as fact instead of jumping to conclusions. You're completely out of touch with what the majority of the members want from this site. How about asking them, instead of imposing your namby pamby, wishy washy opinions on everyone else? You're like a mobile phone provider, focusing on non existing new customers, and ignoring what your existing ones want. Of course, even though my proposition is entirely reasonable, your history of obstinacy, just for the sake of maintaining an "iron lady" virtual persona, will ensure we will just get the usual menstrual response. 

'endorsed the approach'... upstart trainee solicitor speak. What a wanker you are. Die. 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I never once said that the reason I wasn't going to post was because of your silly, draconian moderating. And I also never specified a time frame. It was due to purely personal reasons. And as for the hazing of newbies, witheredscrote, a newbie himself, endorsed the approach. So before posting, perhaps consider what you actually know as fact instead of jumping to conclusions. You're completely out of touch with what the majority of the members want from this site. How about asking them, instead of imposing your namby pamby, wishy washy opinions on everyone else? You're like a mobile phone provider, focusing on non existing new customers, and ignoring what your existing ones want. Of course, even though my proposition is entirely reasonable, your history of obstinacy, just for the sake of maintaining an "iron lady" virtual persona, will ensure we will just get the usual menstrual response. 

Well done you. Spoken like a real cunt. Pity you are from Norfolk , I could really like you.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I think there's overreaction going on here. I've had posts deleted on other forums. It's irritating if you don't think there was anything wrong with your post, but its not a reason to throw your toys out of the pram and take your ball home, if you'll pardon the mixed metaphor.

I know, fucking hell.

It's only a FUCKING WEBSITE!!!!!!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Bill Stickers

I know, fucking hell.

It's only a FUCKING WEBSITE!!!!!!!

I'm not sure you'll find an over reaction from me, especially not such a flagrant over-use of capitalisation.

I wrote Roops a very nice little poem, and then took a few days off to pursue other activities.

Roops didn't like the poem, but art is subjective.

It seems everyone else is over reacting because certain members took a couple of days off?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I'm not sure you'll find an over reaction from me, especially not such a flagrant over-use of capitalisation.

I wrote Roops a very nice little poem, and then took a few days off to pursue other activities.

Roops didn't like the poem, but art is subjective.

It seems everyone else is over reacting because certain members took a couple of days off?

Off subject but I couldn't help but notice that at this time you have made 1,001 posts . This is the brand name of a very strong carpet cleaner. Is this a coincidence ? Anyway Ball-Suckers do us a favour , drink a gallon of the stuff and writhe in agony in your outdoor shithouse.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Bill Stickers

Off subject but I couldn't help but notice that at this time you have made 1,001 posts . This is the brand name of a very strong carpet cleaner. Is this a coincidence ? Anyway Ball-Suckers do us a favour , drink a gallon of the stuff and writhe in agony in your outdoor shithouse.

As someone who lives in the middle of France, it is far more likely you have an outdoor shithouse than me.

Your poor grammar and life choices also indicate you probably have a filthy carpet in your peasant's abode. 

However, I did quite enjoy Ball Suckers.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I'm not sure you'll find an over reaction from me, especially not such a flagrant over-use of capitalisation.

I wrote Roops a very nice little poem, and then took a few days off to pursue other activities.

Roops didn't like the poem, but art is subjective.

It seems everyone else is over reacting because certain members took a couple of days off?

I'm not on every day either. I just log off and log on again when I come back, don't even tell anyone.

I know, I'm fucking bonkers!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

OTOH, I didn't realise that "I'm off for an extended sabbatical" meant "back in five minutes". So while the self-appointed welcoming committee have suddenly appeared on a mutual dick-waving exercise the reality is that it is now nothing more than a wank-circle. It was made clear that their behaviour to newbies will no longer be tolerated. Two of them found that out yesterday.

The iron lady strikes again. Out of interest, who got the ban-hammer yesterday? 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The iron lady strikes again. Out of interest, who got the ban-hammer yesterday? 

I had a post deleted. A newbie ( Wanksoncats I think )suggested that people be transported en masse ( a bit like the Nazis did ) , I told him to shove his musical instrument up his arse sideways. It was removed. The post I mean ,not the instrument hopefully.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

When I first came on all I got was "kill yourself" from Frank.

I thought, fucking hell, this is one tedious, up his own arse cunt.

Turns out I was right!

It's quite extraordinary that you obviously still suffer after all these years. A touchy little humourless man, probably no taller than 4ft, with a big fat fucking chip on your shoulder. MikeFuckingD you are without doubt, after Snatch and Proper, the Corner's most tedious sap extraordinaire. 

Edited by Frank.
change of order
Link to comment
Share on other sites

It's quite extraordinary that you obviously still suffer after all these years. A touchy little humourless man, probably no taller than 4ft, with a big fat fucking chip on your shoulder. MikeFuckingD you are without doubt, after Snatch and Proper, the Corner's most tedious sap extraordinaire. 

Have you ever been tested for autism?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Bill Stickers

It's quite extraordinary that you obviously still suffer after all these years. A touchy little humourless man, probably no taller than 4ft, with a big fat fucking chip on your shoulder. MikeFuckingD you are without doubt, after Snatch and Proper, the Corner's most tedious sap extraordinaire. 

It's true that much of his bitterness and sober-sided humour stems from his short stature.

However, his bleak outlook on life is mostly due to the fact that his entire family topped themselves around the time he learned to talk.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

It's true that much of his bitterness and sober-sided humour stems from his short stature.

However, his bleak outlook on life is mostly due to the fact that his entire family topped themselves around the time he learned to talk.

Fuck me, it's Frank and Diet Frank doing a tag-team.

Bet you can't wait for the showers afterwards.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Bill Stickers

Fuck me, it's Frank and Diet Frank doing a tag-team.

Bet you can't wait for the showers afterwards.

How wonderfully witty. You are the comedic mind that only comes around once in a generation.

Edited by bill_stickers
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...