camberwell gypsy Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 We have a council by election here today.Since Saturday I've had 6 visits by representatives of the labour candidate. Each time ive told them I'm not voting. The last at 4pm when she woke my baby niece which I told her to piss off. At 5pm the phone rang. Who was it? The fucking local labour party asking me if I was going to vote. I asked him 3 times where he got my number from . Then I told him that I was going round to the polling station to vote tory. At 6pm the doorbell goes. Guess who? Fucking labour party again . I wouldn't mind but this is fucking safe seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 So will you be voting Labour then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 So will you be voting Labour then?Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 This is the new touchy, feely 'caring' politics from the party who bought you egg pelting, spitting, 'Tory Scum' and disgusting smears of a dead man's reputation, which would be libel anywhere outside the cloak of parliamentary privilege. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 I blame Corbyn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 I think that anybody in an election who gets under 50% of the eligible voters voting for them should be shot in the face with a big fuck off cannon. That might deter some of the greedy cunts from standing but I doubt it. If we need a bit more leverage we could include friends and family members on our shit list. And pets. And workmates. Anp proposers. And seconders. And burn their house down.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 If any multi culti marxist traitor scum from Labour come to my door I give them to the count of 10 to do their best Usain Bolt impression before letting the dogs loose on the fuckers. There's nothing more satisfying than watching a commie run for his life leaving a trail filthy propaganda leaflets in their wake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 If any multi culti marxist traitor scum from Labour come to my door I give them to the count of 10 to do their best Usain Bolt impression before letting the dogs loose on the fuckers. There's nothing more satisfying than watching a commie run for his life leaving a trail filthy propaganda leaflets in their wake.Almost as amusing as oswald mosely sprinting for his life into St Andrews church on The Avenue in Southampton. He had to be protected by the coppers, then escorted out of my fair city under armed guard. He'd been used to a different kind of welcoming commitee, when he came here he was a few moments away from getting lynched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 They're all a bunch of cunts who need feeding feet first into a fucking wood-chipper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 Cambers... print this out and stick it on the door... HARD LINE NAZI NUCLEAR APOLOGIST GYPPO ARMED TO THE FUCKING TEETH YOU COMMIE SCUM LIVES HERE... ALSATIANS, ROTTIES, STAFFIES AND PITBULLS BRED FOR PROFIT... DELIVERIES VIA THE TANK TRAP PLEASE.PS HITLER WAS A PUSSY.PPS STALIN WAS HIS NANCY BOY...PPPS PLEASE ASK CORBYN TO BASTE HIMSELF IN DEISEL, I'LL BE ROUND SHORTLY.... (too much?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 Gyps, buy yourself a few large canisters of potent pepper gas canisters. When the fuckers turn up on your door step, you go upstairs, pull the pins on a pair of them, and drop them on the cunts. Or just open the door firing liquid heat linament in their eyes! They won't be back any fucking time soon. Bastard fucking shit cunts have to learn their place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 Gyps, buy yourself a few large canisters of potent pepper gas canisters. When the fuckers turn up on your door step, you go upstairs, pull the pins on a pair of them, and drop them on the cunts. Or just open the door firing liquid heat linament in their eyes! They won't be back any fucking time soon. Bastard fucking shit cunts have to learn their place. Strictly speaking wizz, I wouldn't be surprised if that was technically illegal. Some of these laws nowadays, fucking hell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 We have a council by election here today.Since Saturday I've had 6 visits by representatives of the labour candidate. Each time ive told them I'm not voting. The last at 4pm when she woke my baby niece which I told her to piss off. At 5pm the phone rang. Who was it? The fucking local labour party asking me if I was going to vote. I asked him 3 times where he got my number from . Then I told him that I was going round to the polling station to vote tory. At 6pm the doorbell goes. Guess who? Fucking labour party again . I wouldn't mind but this is fucking safe seat. I'd like you to reconsider.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 Calling the Labour party commies, socialists, or even left wing, is as much as a misnomer as calling Lenny Henry "hilarious". They may have a mad, bearded, badger and tofu loving beatnik at their helm at the moment, but don't let that fool you. At their core they have been the Tory-lite party since the early nineties. Who wants a pale imitation when you can have the real blue bastards running the show? Labour have betrayed the working classes and embraced middle England. We've got a party for that, so in my mind Labour are redundant, and I hope Corbyn gets them wiped off of the political map at the next election. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 They're all a bunch of cunts who need feeding feet first into a fucking wood-chipper.Who , people from Southampton ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 Up the revolution! Join Alfie's Anarchist Socialist Republican Workers and Managers Tea Party movement. We stand for nobody and nothing except the removal of parasites on all levels and calling a cunt a cunt whenever they are in our presence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 Who , people from Southampton ?....steady on, scrotes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 Strictly speaking wizz, I wouldn't be surprised if that was technically illegal. Some of these laws nowadays, fucking hell.Trespassing is still illegal. They set foot on private property without the owners invite or consent...lets just say it's hard to say for sure if they were attempting to gain entry or peep through the key hole. It's a cunt of a legal grey area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 Calling the Labour party commies, socialists, or even left wing, is as much as a misnomer as calling Lenny Henry "hilarious". They may have a mad, bearded, badger and tofu loving beatnik at their helm at the moment, but don't let that fool you. At their core they have been the Tory-lite party since the early nineties. Who wants a pale imitation when you can have the real blue bastards running the show? Labour have betrayed the working classes and embraced middle England. We've got a party for that, so in my mind Labour are redundant, and I hope Corbyn gets them wiped off of the political map at the next election.Here here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 Fuck offCan I ask if you will be voting Labour in this election? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest deebom Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 I'll be voting for Adolf Hitler, a proper socialist.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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