Guest Ahriman Posted November 8, 2015 Report Share Posted November 8, 2015 It's just so disappointing.All that build-up and expectation.That's what she said... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 8, 2015 Report Share Posted November 8, 2015 That's what she said...Yeah, I've had that one as well. Gave her the best ten seconds she ever fucking had.Still not satisfied, the fucking lesbian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 8, 2015 Report Share Posted November 8, 2015 Yeah, I've had that one as well. Gave her the best ten seconds she ever fucking had.Still not satisfied, the fucking lesbian.next time don't waste time with foreplay....ten seconds eh, sounds like you are spoiling her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted November 8, 2015 Report Share Posted November 8, 2015 next time don't waste time with foreplay....ten seconds eh, sounds like you are spoiling her. Fucking right, three good thrusts and a firm slap on the arse are all they really need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 8, 2015 Report Share Posted November 8, 2015 Fucking right, three good thrusts and a firm slap on the arse are all they really need."And who are you going to satisfy with THAT?"Fucking me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 This nomination has troubled me all weekend. After all Frank's shit chat and virtual dick wagging, is this really the best he could do? It's just so run of the mill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yariman Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 This nomination has troubled me all weekend. After all Frank's shit chat and virtual dick wagging, is this really the best he could do? It's just so run of the mill. Bill I wouldn't have said that if I was you - it makes you sound like you actually give a shit about the shit on here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 Bill I wouldn't have said that if I was you - it makes you sound like you actually give a shit about the shit on here...Anyone would think the man's trying to get up me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 Just wait until you see my Ching Chong China man impression. ching chong china man bought a penny dollwashed it and dressed and called it pretty pollwent upstairs to make its little bedfell in the piss pot and broke its little head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 I think, although I could be wrong, that this is the first nom I've seen from Frank since I joined the Corner.All that waiting, they always say you should never meet your heroes.The next one will probably be worse. They say the sequel is never as good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 The next one will probably be worse. They say the sequel is never as good. The "difficult third album" of a post will be even worse. Like I have said above, a spent force that frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 This show is on tonight.I don't think we'll hear from Frank tonight as he'll no doubt be wanking himself inside out looking at his soldier boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 This show is on tonight.I don't think we'll hear from Frank tonight as he'll no doubt be wanking himself inside out looking at his soldier boy.Are you saying, or suggesting that Mr Middleton is a some sort of ....... Poof? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 Are you saying, or suggesting that Mr Middleton is a some sort of ....... Poof?No, but I believe Frank might partake in playing the pink oboe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 I can tell you now, hands down, that I am not a gay man. There may be slight wanky-woo tendancies towards Bill, but that's about all. Anthony Middleton of Channel 4's pile of shit 'SAS Who Dares Wins' is one handsome fucker. A real man's man... a non (10 Mayfair) decimus. Channel 4 are in discusssions with Anthony's agent over a second series and, due to the nature of the programme, will no doubt insist he keeps a low profile.I will donate £60 to Cunts Corner if Anthony hasn't filed for divorce, signed a book deal, and dancing the dance-off on 'Strictly' by Christmas.I'm utterly aghast at this piss poor effort Francois. I put it down to whatever you caught from 007 girls. I suggest a course of trepanning. Just be careful not to hurt the rabbit working the controls in your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 3 hours ago, JackoTC said: I'm utterly aghast at this piss poor effort Francois. I put it down to whatever you caught from 007 girls. I suggest a course of trepanning. Just be careful not to hurt the rabbit working the controls in your head. Bit late for backtracking, Baldrick. You've be sucking my scrote all week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 God dammit Frank !! How am I meant to recover from that ? I'm off to Turin for a few days. It will give you a chance to think about what you've done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 A complete and utter cunt that I work with, who must campaign against the ownership of brain cells, claims to go to the gym with someone who was in this shower of shit; repeating the "fact" to us daily as if it is both a badge of honour, and something we give a fuck about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 8 minutes ago, nocti said: A complete and utter cunt that I work with, who must campaign against the ownership of brain cells, claims to go to the gym with someone who was in this shower of shit; repeating the "fact" to us daily as if it is both a badge of honour, and something we give a fuck about. Fuck me, that's desperate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 1 hour ago, MikeD said: Fuck me, that's desperate. Isn't it just? It's the exact same nano-wit twat I spoke to gyp about a while ago, who comes over to ask something, all the while doing push-ups off the nearest surface that is within viewing distance of the most people at once. An absolute fucking cringeworthy cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 1 hour ago, nocti said: A complete and utter cunt that I work with, who must campaign against the ownership of brain cells, claims to go to the gym with someone who was in this shower of shit; repeating the "fact" to us daily as if it is both a badge of honour, and something we give a fuck about. The biggest regiment in the world, every cunts been in it... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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