Guest MikeD Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 Buy your firearms from the comfort of your sofa. My guess is nobody will faint from shock when I say it's American. I'm surprised it's taking the mad cunts so fucking long to come up with it, I'd have thought the fat, lazy bastards would have had this launched years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 Fucking rednecks.Gun mad. Fat. Inbred. Stupid. Favourite food is roadkill. I better stop before Decimus and Slickers get homesick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 2 minutes ago, Manky said: Fucking rednecks.Gun mad. Fat. Inbred. Stupid. Favourite food is roadkill. I better stop before Decimus and Slickers get homesick Isn't Manchester the gun capital of the UK though, you stupid fucking cunt? It's only a matter of time before you hopefully become a statistic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 Fuck morals where money's involved and the yanks do it better than most. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 14 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! you ok spotto....you know by now how nettle soup affects you . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 I personally find dishing out justice........sorry, I mean defending my property using a gun causes one to be somewhat detached from the fun. you can't beat the feel and sound of a bit of hickory on bone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 look on the bright side Mike....more freely available guns will result in less Americans.. .....these cunts need all the guns they can get to err stop this spiralling gun crime and indiscriminative mass shootings. Its a good job nobody wants to have the same freely available firearms situation here eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 Just now, luke swarm said: look on the bright side Mike....more freely available guns will result in less Americans.. .....these cunts need all the guns they can get to err stop this spiralling gun crime and indiscriminative mass shootings. Its a good job nobody wants to have the same freely available firearms situation here eh. I have friends in Texas and have been there a few times. I have to say the Texans are the friendliest, most accommodating and welcoming bunch of gun-toting fucking psychopaths I've ever met. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 4 minutes ago, MikeD said: I have friends in Texas and have been there a few times. I have to say the Texans are the friendliest, most accommodating and welcoming bunch of gun-toting fucking psychopaths I've ever met. well for a laugh next time you go over to visit, grow a really shit looking beard and take a Koran with you....see if they get the joke........however if you hear the phrase "goddamn A-Rabs" followed by a cocking trigger sound ....its time to start looking for cover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 51 minutes ago, Decimus said: Isn't Manchester the gun capital of the UK though, you stupid fucking cunt? It's only a matter of time before you hopefully become a statistic. It used to be Gunchester. Not any more. I think the Brummies and Scouse bastards are above us in gun crime per head. Do you have to carry a'piece' in case of crocs in the Cromer eVerglades Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 23 minutes ago, luke swarm said: well for a laugh next time you go over to visit, grow a really shit looking beard and take a Koran with you....see if they get the joke........however if you hear the phrase "goddamn A-Rabs" followed by a cocking trigger sound ....its time to start looking for cover. You missed the tea-towel on the head... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: well for a laugh next time you go over to visit, grow a really shit looking beard and take a Koran with you....see if they get the joke........however if you hear the phrase "goddamn A-Rabs" followed by a cocking trigger sound ....its time to start looking for cover. Fuck that, I wouldn't risk having a suntan that's too dark. "Goddam it, he looked like a muslim to me!" BANG!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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camberwell gypsy Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 Y'all come back and see us real soon now ya hear? Aam just gowna dance barefoot round the hawg roast. Everytime aah go to town boys start kickin' ma dawg around just because he's a hound boys start kickin' ma dawg around.Hello blue ooooooooh good dawg you. Shiiit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 13 hours ago, MikeD said: Fuck that, I wouldn't risk having a suntan that's too dark. "Goddam it, he looked like a muslim to me!" BANG!!!! Hell, if Trump gets in, showing them a British passport is as good as screaming 'Allah Akbahr' in Immigration's sweaty porcine faces! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 10 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Hell, if Trump gets in, showing them a British passport is as good as screaming 'Allah Akbahr' in Immigration's sweaty porcine faces! I wonder how the "special relationship" will go if he gets in, I don't think it'll be high on his list of priorities. "Britain? Nuke the sons of bitches!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 1 hour ago, MikeD said: I wonder how the "special relationship" will go if he gets in, I don't think it'll be high on his list of priorities. "Britain? Nuke the sons of bitches!!" .....and then bomb Spain "Hell it's all the same! Kill 'em all let God sort 'em out" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 I think that the "let god sort 'em out" is the best option .. that way we godless will inherit the earth and Treherbert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 On 10/12/2015, 17:56:29, Drew P Pissflaps said: I personally find dishing out justice........sorry, I mean defending my property using a gun causes one to be somewhat detached from the fun. you can't beat the feel and sound of a bit of hickory on bone. Personally I'm more of a fan of the straight razor, but there is an awful lot to be said for the whole "Did I fire six shots or was it only five?" preamble before inviting some cunt to try their luck at Magnum Russian Roulette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 24 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Personally I'm more of a fan of the straight razor, but there is an awful lot to be said for the whole "Did I fire six shots or was it only five?" preamble before inviting some cunt to try their luck at Magnum Russian Roulette. Magnum Russian Roulette sounds like a typical scottish party game. Who's going to get the battered ones, and who gets stuck with the fruit option? Oh, the suspense... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 On 10 December 2015 at 18:01:27, MikeD said: I have friends in Texas and have been there a few times. I have to say the Texans are the friendliest, most accommodating and welcoming bunch of gun-toting fucking psychopaths I've ever met. What's wrong with Belfast? 49 quid easyjet, stupid flash cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Personally I'm more of a fan of the straight razor, but there is an awful lot to be said for the whole "Did I fire six shots or was it only five?" preamble before inviting some cunt to try their luck at Magnum Russian Roulette. That's 'punk', not 'cunt', cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 10 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: What's wrong with Belfast? 49 quid easyjet, stupid flash cunt. They live in Texas..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 Someone in a county in Texas has told the local population to arm themselves to protect America and also that the revolution is coming. He's probably making sure that the half dozen people in the county who aren't armed to the fucking teeth get tooled up sharpish. That person is the police chief of that county. Mad bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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