Guest MikeD Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 A vaginal speaker which allows women to play sounds to their unborn child. That's basically it, ram it up the gash and crank up the tunes. I'm not making this up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 8 minutes ago, MikeD said: A vaginal speaker which allows women to play sounds to their unborn child. That's basically it, ram it up the gash and crank up the tunes. I'm not making this up. So basically its a vibrater with a speaker then Mike. Well it was only a matter of time wasn't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 Here's Kanye making preparations for Kim's next pregnancy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 14 minutes ago, luke swarm said: So basically its a vibrater with a speaker then Mike. Well it was only a matter of time wasn't it. Maybe the playlist should be the X-Factor contestants, the poor little cunts will come out already fucking traumatized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 33 minutes ago, MikeD said: A vaginal speaker which allows women to play sounds to their unborn child. I bet it only plays rap music as only cunts listen to that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 2, 2016 Report Share Posted January 2, 2016 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: I bet it only plays rap music as only cunts listen to that. Or anything by Fish...... I'll get me coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Here's Kanye making preparations for Kim's next pregnancy... Bit racist Baws. That's Lenny Henry... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 Are tweeters for people who use twitter and woofers for Norfolk lasses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 So most babies will come out liking drum and bass then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 17 minutes ago, ProfB said: Card, when will you do the 70's hair again? It made me life worth livin' Unless Card has suddenly lost his fucking mind, he's not going to want to give you even the slightest reason to live, you stupid little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 Can they only be born by C-section if you play Ska? Taxi....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Mrs N's fanny could take this fucker and you could still clap your hands 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 31 minutes ago, neil298 said: Mrs N's fanny could take this fucker and you could still clap your hands Obviously Mrs N purchased that from the judge after his arse hole got to baggy to hold it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 2 hours ago, neil298 said: Mrs N's fanny could take this fucker and you could still clap your hands That must be a fucking fake.... a speaker with that size of magnet? You'd never be able to remove it from the back of the Transit van.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 I was wondering how you'd get it er ohm?? I'll get me coat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Ninety Fucking One Pounds and Eighteen Fucking Pence!!! Cheaper to by a shitty little Nokia and 1000 freezer bags for fucks sake.... ... and no.. I don't reckon there is a (non-pervy) second hand market.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 On 04/01/2016 15:35:05, DingTheDoggie!! said: That must be a fucking fake.... a speaker with that size of magnet? You'd never be able to remove it from the back of the Transit van.... One hell of a fanny magnet then! I'll get my cloak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Blinding idea and can't think why this hasn't been done before! Give the foetus my workout playlist (Sabbath, Motorhead, Alice In Chains, Lizzy) - little cunt'll come out like Chucky, knife in hand and so fucking enervated for some psychotic killing spree! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Blinding idea and can't think why this hasn't been done before! Give the foetus my workout playlist (Sabbath, Motorhead, Alice In Chains, Lizzy) - little cunt'll come out like Chucky, knife in hand and so fucking enervated for some psychotic killing spree! ..then ask Prof to babysit.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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