cuntspotter Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 See... This is my problem. I've made several hundred noms over the years some have been well received others? Well, not so. It leaves me thinking that I'm a bit of a miserable cunt on the QT. Someone has observed the lack of noms. I freely admit I need to pull my finger out and do a bit more. The quality however will likely be variable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Come on spot, you live in wales and are surrounded by the welsh, inspiration everywhere. Noms should be going down faster than a fat dog on lino. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Spots right. There are plenty of things which irritate the hell out of me but don't seem to bother anyone else. So fuck it, let's just nominate the cunts regardless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 I think one is always drawn to the great themes in one's body of work. So Bowie was constantly drawn to the possibility of interplanetary travel, Applescruff, the inability of England to find a successful number 3 batsman and so on.... Whilst this is all well and good, it is the cumulative effect of 'the little things' that eventually makes one go postal. The gay design of the Fiat Multipla.....loud people....favourite backers......Huw Edwards' upper lip. That sort of stuff I like to think CC is a broad church and accepts a well-articulated nom no matter how trivial and personal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 I don't come on here expecting to like or even be remotely interested in every topic but do try to have a look at all of them. It is the way some noms turn out slightly off topic that is one of the simple pleasures in life which often gives you the opportunity to give someone or something a real cunting. Everybody has the right to make a cunt of themselves, its just that some of us abuse that privelidge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 When I make a shite nomination (lets face it, there have been some insipid howlers), I expect you motherfuckers to take me to the fucking cleaners, when you don't it can be quite a let down. Now fucking pull your fingers out of each other's arseholes and spit more bilious venom. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 This nom is "a cunt"... so therefore;- You are a cunt This nom is a cunt I agree with this nom (because the nom is a cunt of cunting..) I am a cunt because of all of the above All of the above. Can I have my MBE now? * delete and/or select as appropriate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 26 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: When I make a shite nomination (lets face it, there have been some insipid howlers), I expect you motherfuckers to take me to the fucking cleaners, when you don't it can be quite a let down. Now fucking pull your fingers out of each other's arseholes and spit more bilious venom. Cunts. Ooooh , I've just cum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: See... This is my problem. I've made several hundred noms over the years some have been well received others? Well, not so. It leaves me thinking that I'm a bit of a miserable cunt on the QT. Someone has observed the lack of noms. I freely admit I need to pull my finger out and do a bit more. The quality however will likely be variable. I see your problem . What used to cunt me was having to visit Cwmbran and Llanelli in ONE day every month for 3 years. To anybody else on here its of no interest . You have no doubt had the same displeasure and that has turned you into a miserable cunt, There is no shame in that so let it go. Bon chance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 You are quite correct ... the land of song is a rich culture medium for absurdity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 3 hours ago, cuntspotter said: The quality however will likely be variable. In fairness, "Wallander - the Musical" was a pretty hard act to follow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 43 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: In fairness, "Wallander - the Musical" was a pretty hard act to follow. I was very proud of that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 5 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Ooooh , I've just cum Has that radiotherapy livened up your prostate then, scrotes? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 On 29 January 2016 at 9:56 AM, Jiggerycock said: I think one is always drawn to the great themes in one's body of work. So Bowie was constantly drawn to the possibility of interplanetary travel, Applescruff, the inability of England to find a successful number 3 batsman and so on.... Whilst this is all well and good, it is the cumulative effect of 'the little things' that eventually makes one go postal. The gay design of the Fiat Multipla.....loud people....favourite backers......Huw Edwards' upper lip. That sort of stuff I like to think CC is a broad church and accepts a well-articulated nom no matter how trivial and personal. We have the Ashes and that's all that matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 1 hour ago, applescruff14 said: We have the Ashes and that's all that matters. Pathetic troll. Ban the cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Pathetic troll. Ban the cunt. There's a lot of that going on recently. But seriously though, cricket? A sport that sends the players to sleep let alone the crowd. As bad to watch as golf, darts, football or anything that isn't a proper blood sport like rugby or slower than 100 mph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 4 hours ago, applescruff14 said: We have the Ashes and that's all that matters. Stop being a boring cunt Apple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 Just nom anyfuckingthing, it will turn into a discussion on bleach drinking anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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