Earl of Punkape Posted January 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 1 hour ago, nocti said: Don't insult Ding by insinuating that he shares my fucking sentience. Even though his cuntitude elevates to the levels of Noel Edmonds, and comes alarmingly close to that of Lenny Henry, he doesn't quite deserve a chair in my penthouse I'm afraid. Also, don't capitalise my name you fucking peasant. It's lower case for a reason that if you had even half a brain cell you'd understand. Fucking frank cunt. Die in a fire. Nocti Frankincense was brought to Bethlehem by one of the 3 kings. Was the king called Frank ? Was it Franks incense ? Was Frank incensed ? Were all the Kings called Frank ? Do you keep an axolotl called Frank ? Quote Edit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Fucking hell, I can see why Decimus fucked off now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 1 hour ago, MikeD said: Fucking hell, I can see why Decimus fucked off now. Its all got too fucking profb round here, fuck this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 8 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Its all got too fucking profb round here, fuck this! I thought that too...... Punkape is having a rest..... A long one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 Hummmmmm Betty! The cat's done a whoopsie in my beret! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 To be frank (Which I'm not.) This is a shit nom, so fuck off and drink some cat sick you cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 I am not Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 Are you sure about that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 4 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Are you sure about that? Your day was obviously better than mine or you wouldn't give a fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 There's only one thing missing to make this thread a CC winner. Disabled toilet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 Just now, deebom said: There's only one thing missing to make this thread a CC winner. Disabled toilet... Cleaned with bleach.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 2 hours ago, JackoTC said: I am not Frank if your not Frank you should be the way you two are up each other you pair of poofs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 On 2/3/2016 at 5:49 PM, JackoTC said: I am not Frank Correct. There's only one Frank, Jackie... idiot. I've PM'd you my latest video for approval. I've grafted flat out on this one since receiving the blueprints from the Rev over Christmas. It's me in the white Pagoda, driving around Willesden Junction with a GoPro on the bonnet and a MikeD blow-up doll as passenger. The soundtrack is Roy Orbison's 'I Drove All Night" and it's so funny it hurts. You won't believe what one can do with a MikeFuckingD doll in transit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 Fuck off Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 58 minutes ago, Jackanory said: Correct. There's only one Frank, Jackie... idiot. I've PM'd you my latest video for approval. I've grafted flat out on this one since receiving the blueprints from the Rev over Christmas. It's me in the white Pagoda, driving around Willesden Junction with a GoPro on the bonnet and a MikeD blow-up doll as passenger. The soundtrack is Roy Orbison's 'I Drove All Night" and it's so funny it hurts. You won't believe what one can do with a MikeFuckingD doll in transit. You're obsessed. You want to just fuck me and get it out of the way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 1 minute ago, MikeD said: You're obsessed. You want to just fuck me and get it out of the way? No Mike, I want you to think before you post. Then make me laugh until I stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Jackanory said: No Mike, I want you to think before you post. Then make me laugh until I stop. Same fucking shite, heard it all before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 37 minutes ago, MikeD said: Same fucking shite, heard it all before. Anyway... Ming died over Christmas and I'm struggling to come to terms with all the cleaning. Cancer from head to toe.. shot to pieces. I'm absolutely gagging for a friendly face to poke. Does Gobbie still pop in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 37 minutes ago, Frankle said: Anyway... Ming died over Christmas and I'm struggling to come to terms with all the cleaning. Cancer from head to toe.. shot to pieces. I'm absolutely gagging for a friendly face to poke. Does Gobbie still pop in? My Christmas was fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 56 minutes ago, MikeD said: My Christmas was fine. Mike, I swear.. by the moon and the stars in the sky, that I am going to kill you before you cause any further damage to this Corner of sanity. You creepy fucking midget of a man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dan German Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 13 minutes ago, Frank said: Mike, I swear.. by the moon and the stars in the sky, that I am going to kill you before you cause any further damage to this Corner of sanity. You creepy fucking midget of a man. Does this mean you're not Jesus after all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 3 hours ago, Frank said: Mike, I swear.. by the moon and the stars in the sky, that I am going to kill you before you cause any further damage to this Corner of sanity. You creepy fucking midget of a man. Go back to the cooler and fucking die Frank, you miserable cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 6 hours ago, Frank said: Correct. There's only one Frank, Jackie... idiot. I've PM'd you my latest video for approval. I've grafted flat out on this one since receiving the blueprints from the Rev over Christmas. It's me in the white Pagoda, driving around Willesden Junction with a GoPro on the bonnet and a MikeD blow-up doll as passenger. The soundtrack is Roy Orbison's 'I Drove All Night" and it's so funny it hurts. You won't believe what one can do with a MikeFuckingD doll in transit. Oh Christ, here we go again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 I wonder how is with jib jab? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 On Wednesday, February 03, 2016 at 5:49 PM, JackoTC said: I am not Frank But you are a miserable, Jock cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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