Cuntybaws Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 You wait ages for one, then three come along at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 It's a cunt of a trilogy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 2 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: It's a cunt of a trilogy. Are we on about the Beckhams and their kid again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 Bang on! Just checked back a few pages for 'Cunts Who Twiddle With Your Bits'. Read that and thought 'Aye Aye!' Got out the guacamole and taromasalata, greased myself up, made sure there was nobody else in the library and got all set to rip my fucking crank out from its socket - turn's out the nom was about...oh I forget now, but disappointment doesn't begin to describe it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dan German Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: You wait ages for one, then three come along at once. OK, for my part: mea culpa, point taken. In defence: 1. I was fucking pissed off with the parents concerned and could not shake the 'kill the cunts' fury. Clouded judgement. 2. I am not Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 Just now, Dan German said: OK, for my part: mea culpa, point taken. In defence: 1. I was fucking pissed off with the parents concerned and could not shake the 'kill the cunts' fury. Clouded judgement. 2. I am not Frank. There's still time, Dan. Be someone. Say something... anything to block page after page after fucking page of MikefuckingD! Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 6 minutes ago, Frank said: There's still time, Dan. Be someone. Say something... anything to block page after page after fucking page of MikefuckingD! Shit. MikeD has been pretty fucking sharp while you've been, ahem, "resting" frankie boy. You're going to need to up your game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 42 minutes ago, scotty said: MikeD has been pretty fucking sharp while you've been, ahem, "resting" frankie boy. You're going to need to up your game. Sharp... MikefuckingD? No. Prolific perhaps. My close friend bawsey and the red-lipped face fuck aside, the remaining dross on here are all listed on the award-winning (gone viral) Bucket 'O' Spastics video. Shame on you Scotty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 50 minutes ago, Frank said: Sharp... MikefuckingD? No. Prolific perhaps. My close friend bawsey and the red-lipped face fuck aside, the remaining dross on here are all listed on the award-winning (gone viral) Bucket 'O' Spastics video. Shame on you Scotty. You haven't kept your eye on the ball frank. In fact, you've been caught offside huffing and puffing back towards the halfway line. It's lucky for you that you've had scrotes covering your back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 34 minutes ago, scotty said: You haven't kept your eye on the ball frank. In fact, you've been caught offside huffing and puffing back towards the halfway line. It's lucky for you that you've had scrotes covering your back. There's something quite awful about that faux French wither-wank. He's name-checked me in every other post since the release of Bucket 'O' Spastics. 'Frank this, Frank that'. What a fucking sap. A second-rate homophobic wizardsleeve type witless-wonder of no fixed abode. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 23 minutes ago, scotty said: You haven't kept your eye on the ball frank. In fact, you've been caught offside huffing and puffing back towards the halfway line. It's lucky for you that you've had scrotes covering your back. Covering his back in what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 39 minutes ago, Properkhunt said: I can't believe you paid some cunt to make it for you. Proper.. minkey, you and I go way back.. pre-war. We are as close as you can get without fingers and tongues. We've laughed and cried, and you might recall that I eventually forgave you over that 'brother' episode. When did you become so emotionally numb to allow yourself to put up with MikeFuckingD and his ilk? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 2 hours ago, scotty said: MikeD has been pretty fucking sharp while you've been, ahem, "resting" frankie boy. You're going to need to up your game. He peaked ages ago, Scotty. Don't ask the impossible from the resident drop faced, drooling fucking spastic cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 9 hours ago, scotty said: You haven't kept your eye on the ball frank. In fact, you've been caught offside huffing and puffing back towards the halfway line. It's lucky for you that you've had scrotes covering your back. Scotty leave me out of this , I just humour the piss soaked cunt. Bringing me cheese indeed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 10 hours ago, Properkhunt said: I can't believe you paid some cunt to make it for you. Thats because he's too fucking stupid to make it himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 I bet Errol didn't struggle naming his band. I've never seen anyone look more like a malteser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 4 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Scotty leave me out of this , I just humour the piss soaked cunt. Bringing me cheese indeed... Cheers scrotes, I just googled "piss soaked cunt" and rather wish I hadn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 15 hours ago, Frank said: Proper.. minkey, you and I go way back.. pre-war. We are as close as you can get without fingers and tongues. We've laughed and cried, and you might recall that I eventually forgave you over that 'brother' episode. When did you become so emotionally numb to allow yourself to put up with MikeFuckingD and his ilk? Frank. What have I told you, you dirty stalker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 We have the Ashes and that's all that matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 Oh shove the fucking ashes... right up Franks' arse... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 20 hours ago, applescruff14 said: We have the Ashes and that's all that matters. Still the ever boring cunt Apple. Now please,shut the fuck up about the fucking ashes. No-one gives a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 On 04/02/2016 at 11:40 PM, Frank said: When did you become so emotionally numb to allow yourself to put up with MikeFuckingD and his ilk? Me thinketh the Frank cunt dost protesteth too much. Grammatical analysis of your volumes of contributions have traced your intellectual lineage back to a retarded neolithic amoeba with a fucking inferiority complex and Oedipus complex and a shit attitude to boot. Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 32 minutes ago, Manky said: Me thinketh the Frank cunt dost protesteth too much. Grammatical analysis of your volumes of contributions have traced your intellectual lineage back to a retarded neolithic amoeba with a fucking inferiority complex and Oedipus complex and a shit attitude to boot. Cunt You're absolutely right, minkey. It's a pathetic facade desperately attempting to protect the sad fuck that lies beneath the mask. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 Just now, Frank said: You're absolutely right, minkey. It's a pathetic facade attempting to protect the sad fuck that lies beneath the mask. Sorry. Your welcome. 6/10. Try harder you cunt. I am minkey and minkey is me. Er... Manky I meant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 5 minutes ago, Frank said: You're absolutely right, minkey. It's a pathetic facade desperately attempting to protect the sad fuck that lies beneath the mask. Sorry. For fuck sake, you little cunt. Is that it? The northern monkey has taken several pops at you recently and you've just rolled over and showed him your prolapsed arsehole everytime. You can usually sniff out the thicko's without any help from me, but you've obviously been unmanned if Manky has so far escaped your notice. Sort him out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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