Neil Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 If you have one of these you are a grade one nuclear cunt.You have too much money and the only reason you bought it is each time you look at it you give yourself a hard on,your ego is larger than your IQ.Fuck off cunts,or should that be CUN 1S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 4 minutes ago, neil298 said: If you have one of these you are a grade one nuclear cunt.You have too much money and the only reason you bought it is each time you look at it you give yourself a hard on,your ego is larger than your IQ.Fuck off cunts,or should that be CUN 1S Utterly pointless, more money than sense fucking shite. The only people these cunts impress are wankers like themselves. Short ones like ABC 1 etc. are bad enough but the worst cunts are those who get a plate which attempts to spell their name using mostly numbers as letters. Hanging's too good for those bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 23 minutes ago, neil298 said: If you have one of these you are a grade one nuclear cunt.You have too much money and the only reason you bought it is each time you look at it you give yourself a hard on,your ego is larger than your IQ.Fuck off cunts,or should that be CUN 1S The worst offender is the cunt that will stretch to buy a 10 year old Aston Martin or Porsche, then attempt to hide the cars age with a private plate that, with luck, might show his one initial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 8 minutes ago, MikeD said: Utterly pointless, more money than sense fucking shite. The only people these cunts impress are wankers like themselves. Short ones like ABC 1 etc. are bad enough but the worst cunts are those who get a plate which attempts to spell their name using mostly numbers as letters. Hanging's too good for those bastards. There's some cunt round here got a truely epic PoS in that way... total bollocks it is, and the cunt smirks every time anyone looks at it... don't think he quite understands just why we are looking at him... I know people who have stuff like 15 AMP, but I can let him off since it's on his Electricians van... and RUG 1 which is a carpet shops delivery van... those ones are fine... ...but get these cunts... Although i do like this one... from Belfast... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: There's some cunt round here got a truely epic PoS in that way... total bollocks it is, and the cunt smirks every time anyone looks at it... don't think he quite understands just why we are looking at him... I know people who have stuff like 15 AMP, but I can let him off since it's on his Electricians van... and RUG 1 which is a carpet shops delivery van... those ones are fine... ...but get these cunts... Although i do like this one... from Belfast... I like the Belfast one but the rest? No trial, straight to execution. A rope over the nearest fucking tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 I've got one. I'm a cunt so I'm entitled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 6 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I've got one. I'm a cunt so I'm entitled. Dopey whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 Blacked out rear windows ... seriously fucking ugly kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 I couldn't afford a personalised number plate so I changed my name to MC57WJQ by deed poll. Am I still a cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, Manky said: I couldn't afford a personalised number plate so I changed my name to MC57WJQ by deed poll. Am I still a cunt? Never fear Manky, I heard that this was one was going cheap if you're interested: R8C15T TW8T 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 29 minutes ago, Decimus said: Never fear Manky, I heard that this was one was going cheap if you're interested: R8C15T TW8T Scurrilous accusation. Sir, you are a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 On the subject of fuckers with more money than sense, some stupid cunt has just paid 32 million Euros for a Ferrari. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: I couldn't afford a personalised number plate so I changed my name to MC57WJQ by deed poll. Am I still a cunt? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: I couldn't afford a personalised number plate so I changed my name to MC57WJQ by deed poll. Am I still a cunt? You've just increased your membership level from Total Cunt to Utter Cunt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 The registration number on Ninja Cycle Number 1 as stamped on the bottom of the crank housing. That way, the only cunts who ever see it are the pedestrians I have to now down for walking on my footpaths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 10 hours ago, Frank said: Dopey whore. I'm not fucking dopey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 1 minute ago, nobgobbler said: I'm not fucking dopey. No. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 10 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I'm not fucking dopey. I'd hope you wouldn't stoop that low, gobbler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 7 minutes ago, scotty said: I'd hope you wouldn't stoop that low, gobbler. I wouldn't be able to live with the shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 12 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I wouldn't be able to live with the shame. Dwarfist!! I asked the librarian whether they had the new book about having sex with dwarves. "How can you stoop so low?" she sneered. I said "that's the one." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 look at this cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 7, 2016 Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 17 minutes ago, neil298 said: look at this cunt So prof b is in fact an ian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 Just how big a cunt do you have to be to have this fucker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted February 7, 2016 Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 28 minutes ago, neil298 said: Just how big a cunt do you have to be to have this fucker? always new how a lisp sounded ...now I know how it's fucking well spelt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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