Jiggerycock Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 It's the job of the next generation to piss off the previous. This I understand but do they have to go at it with such over-achieving gusto? I'm not asking for them to go apple scrumping or play conkers or any of that 'Village clock at ten to three and is there honey still for tea' stuff but fucking hell, put down the smart-phone and the cheeseburger and just move about a bit will you? Preferably outside, so that dense fug of Brownian Motion shit-microbes that loiter around you, get a chance to disperse It's like wilful indolence is the software they operate on - suggest an upgrade to the merely slothful and my God, it's the only time you generate any kind of vigour in the bone-idle little cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 I think Ched Evans and Adam Johnson may feel a little led astray by a demanding younger generation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 When I was a kid,computers were in science fiction films only. In fact, Sir Clive Sinclair had just released the ZX abacus.with 1 bead and 5 beads RAM. So every day it was playing out. Climbing trees, falling out of said trees and landing on our heads. Never did us any harm. I feel a bit sorry for the little cunts nowadays. Wall to wall Sonic the Bandicoot and Crash Hedgehog. Where success is a score in the ether and you dont ask if your best mate is playing out as he doesn't live a few doors away but 5,000 miles and 6 hours away. Progress, not in my name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 It doesn't get any better as they get older either. And that smell in their room. Sweaty socks, testosterone, toasted cheese sandwiches. Just don't go in there if you value your health. If you do happen to brave it and you can actually get your foot on the floor, good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 But every child is a poor fucking refugee according to the BBC. 'And here we have these people on the move with their CHILDREN'. And photos to accompany of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 7 hours ago, Manky said: Climbing trees, falling out of said trees and landing on our heads. Never did us any harm. Manky, I beg to fucking differ. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 Spoken by a bunch of wankers who spend all day, every day, talking bollocks ......... On this very website Mr. Pot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: Spoken by a bunch of wankers who spend all day, every day, talking bollocks ......... On this very website Mr. Pot. Fuck off frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 When I saw this nom title I thought "fucking hell, he's seen my cellar." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 But it's dangerous outside. There are pedos and terrorists and gang members and drug dealers and pedos and Sharia law being enforced and the EDL are waiting to radicalise our youth and MPs looking for fun and the Royal Family lurking and the PC brigade and roads and trees and animals and consumerism and Priests and town center nutters and manhole covers and their phone might go flat and think of the savings you're making on shoe leather and at least they're not hanging around in a McDonalds car park and injecting crack and even worse eating the fucking food and maybe they suffer from social anxiety and are you sure you havnt neglected them? It could be that you are the cause of the social anxiety and did you hug them enough? Have you been there for them? And maybe you should turn of the Wifi and teach them to whittle or something and fishing? Fishing's a good way of bonding, out in the outdoors and all that, watch out for E-Coli and MRSA and Foot and Mouth and Weil's disease and wild Haggis and Stoats and Lone Pedos in white Transits and maybe not fishing then. I don't know what to advise, maybe adoption? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 When they're inside they're away from me, I can quite happily live with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 7 hours ago, judgetwi said: Spoken by a bunch of wankers who spend all day, every day, talking bollocks ......... On this very website Mr. Pot. Had your ban lifted you spunk guzzler? Heres hoping you get fucked off again quick. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 23 hours ago, nobgobbler said: It doesn't get any better as they get older either. And that smell in their room. Sweaty socks, testosterone, toasted cheese sandwiches. Just don't go in there if you value your health. If you do happen to brave it and you can actually get your foot on the floor, good luck. Found yourself another toyboy then. I would have though getting your feet on the floor would be the last thing on your mind in the bedroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 13 hours ago, judgetwi said: Spoken by a bunch of wankers who spend all day, every day, talking bollocks ......... On this very website Mr. Pot. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Found yourself another toyboy then. I would have though getting your feet on the floor would be the last thing on your mind in the bedroom. Age is unimportant drew. If your cock's bigger than the bread bin, you're in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 11 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Age is unimportant drew. If your cock's bigger than the bread bin, you're in. Figuratively and literally... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 On 14/02/2016 at 6:27 AM, judgetwi said: Spoken by a bunch of wankers who spend all day, every day, talking bollocks ......... On this very website Mr. Pot. Fuck me judge TwattedWankingIndividual has finally made an appearance, fuck off frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 On 14/02/2016 at 6:27 AM, judgetwi said: Spoken by a bunch of wankers who spend all day, every day, talking bollocks ......... On this very website Mr. Pot. Which always begs the question... what are you doing here? ..or does it....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 6 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Which always begs the question... what are you doing here? ..or does it....? He only pops in from time to time now Dingers. He used to think he was someone on here but now he's had a ban and realises he's not teachers pet he's off sulking. He can stay fucked off for all I care. I'm sure not many members would miss the sad poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 I thought it was a light that never goes out! I'll get my gladioli and hearing aid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 I just had a brilliant idea Jiggers. Why don't you take this child on holiday? Somewhere nice. Portugal's lovely I hear, try to one of the popular resorts like Praia da Luz. Could be just what the both you need... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 On Sunday, February 14, 2016 at 2:03 PM, Snatch said: Had your ban lifted you spunk guzzler? Heres hoping you get fucked off again quick. Wanker. I'm sorry Snitch but I've never been banned......not once, not ever. Our mutual friend The Doc can confirm this. Obviously he would love to do the dirty deed , but how would he justify this? Because none of you tossers can handle me? Well, that's good enough I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 25 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I'm sorry Snitch but I've never been banned......not once, not ever. Our mutual friend The Doc can confirm this. Obviously he would love to do the dirty deed , but how would he justify this? Because none of you tossers can handle me? Well, that's good enough I suppose. Judge. Enough of this shite. You have never produced anything funny I can discern, nor have you sufficient prongs to lock with The Great Elk, Quincy, in any more than a humoured runt-tussle. Step carefully: your days munching heather are numbered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 4 hours ago, judgetwi said: I'm sorry Snitch but I've never been banned......not once, not ever. Our mutual friend The Doc can confirm this. Obviously he would love to do the dirty deed , but how would he justify this? Because none of you tossers can handle me? Well, that's good enough I suppose. None of us can handle you? Big yourself up you prick,why don't you. I never said which ID had been banned but here's hoping that either this ID gets banned or you flounce off in one of your tantrums never to return. As for the Mods justifying it,nobody would question it. You've turned into a troll Judge,a ProfB if you will. All you do is come on here to slag off the rest of us without adding anything to the site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 On 14 February 2016 at 2:27 PM, judgetwi said: Spoken by a bunch of wankers who spend all day, every day, talking bollocks ......... On this very website Mr. Pot. talking bollocks about people talking bollocks makes you a meta-version of the very cunts you despise. Nice one you fucking pillock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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