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Suburban Housewives Who Are Wannabe Porn Stars


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When writing this nom, it didn't ever occur to me that the type of creature in question would have the audacity to try and charge people for the dubious "privilege" of looking at it's past-prime pasty husk. Certainly judging by Mrs. Roops examples, I'm the one expecting to be paid compensation after looking at them for the occular trauma involved. 

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4 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Has it ever occurred to you that in the performance of job duties, I might actually have to deal with the fucking yanks?  Sometimes I'm sent there, probably as punishment, to clean up some cunt's monumental mistakes that sent a project tits up?  So I've picked up some American colloquialisms, I should think there are bigger and worse crimes.  If you want a yank, I'll start googling more of their speech imped...err....habits, and start in full on?  Would that be satisfactory?  You don't need to answer the question, as it was rhetorical, and I don't give a fuck if it is or isn't. 

Yes a fascinating yet dubious response, 'Sleeve. I don't know why you don't just admit the obvious, I'm sure no one will hold it against you.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
9 hours ago, Bubbles said:

Extremely disturbing nom for 2 reasons as I see it. Firstly, if this shit does happen, what is fucking wrong with these dirty cunts? It is disgusting. These people need to be put down. 

Secondly, how the fuck is your missus still worth it, Quince? Mine went the way of the manatee about a month after I put a ring on her now sausage finger. 

Bubbles, it will be because she is pretty tidy, intrinsically so, always was/still is, whereas it sounds like yours was at best a borderline case with only youth on her sidewhich you shouldn't have plumped for in your desperation: now it sounds like you are paying the price for your laziness and low standards.

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6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Has it ever occurred to you that in the performance of job duties, I might actually have to deal with the fucking yanks?  Sometimes I'm sent there, probably as punishment, to clean up some cunt's monumental mistakes that sent a project tits up?  So I've picked up some American colloquialisms, I should think there are bigger and worse crimes.  If you want a yank, I'll start googling more of their speech imped...err....habits, and start in full on?  Would that be satisfactory?  You don't need to answer the question, as it was rhetorical, and I don't give a fuck if it is or isn't. 

Disgusting pervert. Go back to San Francisco.

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Guest Bill Stickers

All this rose tinted reminiscing about a bunch of irrelevant cunts who probably weren't that funny... what is this shit?

I'm more interested in where Luke has been recently? Probably repeatedly penetrating some young migrant rent boy in a dilapidated Dorridge brothel. What a fucking disgrace! 

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9 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Bubbles, it will be because she is pretty tidy, intrinsically so, always was/still is, whereas it sounds like yours was at best a borderline case with only youth on her sidewhich you shouldn't have plumped for in your desperation: now it sounds like you are paying the price for your laziness and low standards.

"plumped for in your desperation", subtlety good work, Quincy. Sometimes I don't even think you realise how much of a hurtful pre-op transgender person you can be. 

Fingers crossed Mrs Bubbs won't hit the roof when she finds out about the gym membership I've got her, well, as long as she doesn't hit the pizza I'll be fine. 

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7 hours ago, Properkhunt said:

Didn't he actually run some sort of sex shop? I recall fisting butter being offered liberally.

This misty eyed golden age circular referencing shite.... I bet they were stupid cunts too. We are where are. If anyone uses the past tense again you shold have them killed.

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3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

This misty eyed golden age circular referencing shite.... I bet they were stupid cunts too. We are where are. If anyone uses the past tense again you shold have them killed.

I concur.

A sex shop? Bullshit. Everyone's a character on here. Some just have a lot less character than others.

 

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8 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

I concur.

A sex shop? Bullshit. Everyone's a character on here. Some just have a lot less character than others.

 

I'm pretty much as vile. Everything I say is mostly accurate apart from the shitting story, sorry, and the murders and rapes, but other than that the rest is accurate, aside from the usual sensible omissions.

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What amazes me is that people believe what is written on these sort of sites,let alone actually pay for the photos.

The stories are either made up bullshit or highly over exaggerated.

I have seen these photos of the original post in question and you'd need fucking strimmer to see anything in detail. Then again some people get off on a minger with a hairy arsehole.

Is that right Roops you did it for money? Can't of made much then.

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