Earl of Punkape Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 No gentleman would wear a formal dress shirt without double cuffs and cufflinks. I possess nearly 100 pairs which I have inherited, received as gifts or purchased myself. My uncle commissioned an excellent gold pair with the family crest from Garrards as a christening present. I have two pairs made from ivory and silver. If you can't wear cufflinks because you havn't got double cuffs on your shirts you're a cunt for having the wrong shirts and for being an Corbynesque oik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: No gentleman would wear a formal dress shirt without double cuffs and cufflinks. I possess nearly 100 pairs which I have inherited, received as gifts or purchased myself. My uncle commissioned an excellent gold pair with the family crest from Garrards as a christening present. I have two pairs made from ivory and silver. If you can't wear cufflinks because you havn't got double cuffs on you shits you're a cunt for having the wrong shirts and for being an Corbynesque oik. You stupid fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You stupid fuck. So no cufflinks in your wardrobe. I would have been horrified if you knew what they were.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Do you wear the old starched collars as well spunkape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Cufflinks can quite often portray the wrong image. You should only ever need 3 or 4 pairs. The fact you have over 100 leads me to the conclusion that they are ornamental caricatures to match your comedic ties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Don't be ridiculous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 I have a nice pair if plastic Blackpool Tower cufflinks. They set my hoodie off a treat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Witheredscrote Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 45 minutes ago, Punkape said: No gentleman would wear a formal dress shirt without double cuffs and cufflinks. I possess nearly 100 pairs which I have inherited, received as gifts or purchased myself. My uncle commissioned an excellent gold pair with the family crest from Garrards as a christening present. I have two pairs made from ivory and silver. If you can't wear cufflinks because you havn't got double cuffs on your shirts you're a cunt for having the wrong shirts and for being an Corbynesque oik. You are no gentleman so alter your first sentence to ' No gentleman would wear a formal SKIRT without double HAND CUFFS and CHAINLINKS. Dress in said items and throw yourself in a deep pond you stupid fucking cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: You are no gentleman so alter your first sentence to ' No gentleman would wear a formal SKIRT without double HAND CUFFS and CHAINLINKS. Dress in said items and throw yourself in a deep pond you stupid fucking cunt A no cufflinks type from the s&m community..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: I have a nice pair if plastic Blackpool Tower cufflinks. They set my hoodie off a treat. And Benidorm for some sun ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Cufflinks can quite often portray the wrong image. You should only ever need 3 or 4 pairs. The fact you have over 100 leads me to the conclusion that they are ornamental caricatures to match your comedic ties. Nearly a 100. You can't read you blind ill informed baboon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 34 minutes ago, Punkape said: Nearly a 100. You can't read you blind ill informed baboon. Is that baboon as in member of the ape family? Thanks brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Oh joy, another imaginary CumGibbon nom. What a stupid fucking cunt he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 What a load of fucking victorian wank. Cuff links! How nineteenth century, fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 3 hours ago, Punkape said: So no cufflinks in your wardrobe. I would have been horrified if you knew what they were.... I'm not so sure about cuff links, but I'd certainly like to take my belt to you. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 39 minutes ago, Ape said: Oh joy, another imaginary CumGibbon nom. What a stupid fucking cunt he is. 100 No. pairs of cuff links- that's 200 in total Ape. What kind of fussy prick is this? Bet they're in some sort of display case or form some manner of faggotty centrepiece, a pathetic attempt at a "talking point" in the room, not that any cunt ever visits this whining loser. Punkape, I was starting to think it was getting too chummy around here with no total cretin to beat up at lunchtime since Ding made such a cunt of himself and flounced off, but here you are with your bags round your ankles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 The good news, Punkers, is that I can save you blowing $4,195,000 at Jacob & Co by the simple expedient of removing your fucking arms with a bone saw, sans anaesthetic. http://www.elitetraveler.com/shopping-lifestyle/most-expensive-cufflinks-in-the-world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 How vulgar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 It's only Catholics and homosexuals that wear cufflinks. Luckily I am neither of those so will never need a par. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 12 minutes ago, Snatch said: It's only Catholics and homosexuals that wear cufflinks. Luckily I am neither of those so will never need a par. As far as i am aware Punkape isn't catholic which can only lead to one other possible conclusion. A preening poof of a peacock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 4 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Do you wear the old starched collars as well spunkape? All this cunts collars are old and starched with dry vomit and 12 month old semen. Fucking cufflinks and ties my arse . Cunt wants to get a life , not another fucking tie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 5 hours ago, Punkape said: No gentleman would wear a formal dress shirt without double cuffs and cufflinks. I possess nearly 100 pairs which I have inherited, received as gifts or purchased myself. My uncle commissioned an excellent gold pair with the family crest from Garrards as a christening present. I have two pairs made from ivory and silver. If you can't wear cufflinks because you havn't got double cuffs on your shirts you're a cunt for having the wrong shirts and for being an Corbynesque oik. Surely, this is repeat bollocks ? I'm sure you have used this piss poor effort before ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: It's only Catholics and homosexuals that wear cufflinks. Luckily I am neither of those so will never need a par. Unless you play golf you won't get a par you illiterate sod. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 24 minutes ago, Punkape said: Unless you play golf you won't get a par you illiterate sod. lol. I was about to ask what your handicap is, but it's pretty obvious after reading some of this fucking tripe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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