Eddie Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 Adults who have managed to go through life without grasping the ability of chewing food with their mouth closed. However they have the ability of talking whilst eating sending projectile missiles in all directions, it's like watching a washing machine with the door open. Obviously Most culprits speak with a northern accent, you can easily avoid them by observing their body art, tattoos of stars and children's names are a dead give away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 That post is of punkape quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Most culprits speak with a northern accent You will be eating your liquidised Tofu and Sushi through a fucking straw if you come up here gobbing off that southern shite. Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 27, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 12 minutes ago, Manky said: You will be eating your liquidised Tofu and Sushi through a fucking straw if you come up here gobbing off that southern shite. Cunt Don't speak with your mouth full. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 5 hours ago, Eddie said: easily avoid them by observing their body art, tattoos of stars and children's names are a dead give away. Also Edweerrrd , have you noticed that there is a faint aroma of ferrets' piss and pigeon shit about them. As a boy I used to wonder why that was and was told by mama that it was natures way of letting the blind hate them as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 27, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 11 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Also Edweerrrd , have you noticed that there is a faint aroma of ferrets' piss and pigeon shit about them. As a boy I used to wonder why that was and was told by mama that it was natures way of letting the blind hate them as well Your mama was a wise women and very generous, why should only the sighted get to enjoy hating northerners. Manky, before you kick my teeth in, can you tell me why northerners love boiled eggs ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 25 minutes ago, Eddie said: Don't speak with your mouth full. At least it will be full of food and not some Communards dick. Pies and beer are all a real man needs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 27, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Manky said: At least it will be full of food and not some Communards dick. Pies and beer are all a real man needs. Boiled eggs ????! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 7 minutes ago, Eddie said: Boiled eggs ????! No tah , already had breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: Boiled eggs ????! I pride myself on being a modern man. On Mrs Mankys birthday I let her her have a Pot Noodle. She wanted a Cornish Paste but that is just taking the piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 6 minutes ago, Manky said: I pride myself on being a modern man. On Mrs Mankys birthday I let her her have a Pot Noodle. She wanted a Cornish Paste but that is just taking the piss. A pot noodle? You flash cunt, mine just gets a vesta curry. Well, half of one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 1 minute ago, scotty said: A pot noodle? You flash cunt, mine just gets a vesta curry. Well, half of one. Still too much, my limit is an Asda own brand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 5 hours ago, Eddie said: Adults who have managed to go through life without grasping the ability of chewing food with their mouth closed. However they have the ability of talking whilst eating sending projectile missiles in all directions, it's like watching a washing machine with the door open. Obviously Most culprits speak with a northern accent, you can easily avoid them by observing their body art, tattoos of stars and children's names are a dead give away. Where the fuck did you copy'n'paste that from? Next time, remove the shit formatting from that other website. 58 minutes ago, Eddie said: Your mama was a wise women and very generous, why should only the sighted get to enjoy hating northerners. Manky, before you kick my teeth in, can you tell me why northerners love boiled eggs ? 46 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: No tah , already had breakfast. Boiled? pickled eggs for breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 Everything must be consumed before the sun is over the yatdarm. Time is too precious for eating once the boozers are open. Dispensation may be given to southern puffs as they don't have beer worth supping. It is noticeable how Manc baiting has increased since the launch of t'interweb. In the old days, the southern puffs would select a village idiot and send him up here with an insult written in crayon on the back of a HMV One Direction till receipt. These village idiots now lie in the foundations of BBC's Media City at Salford Quays, or if they were too pitiable or crippled to put down, exiled to Trafford to play football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 After reading the posts here it seems this nom isn't about washing machines at all. Could be the reason that none of The Corners Women Folk have posted here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 27, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 5 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Where the fuck did you copy'n'paste that from? Next time, remove the shit formatting from that other website. Boiled? pickled eggs for breakfast. Wife's iPad I'm afraid, what other cunt would come out with that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Wife's iPad I'm afraid, what other cunt would come out with that shit. iPad.. that explains a lot... and don't blame it on the wife... she's got enough shit on her plate as it is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: iPad.. that explains a lot... and don't blame it on the wife... she's got enough shit on her plate as it is... Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: iPad.. that explains a lot... and don't blame it on the wife... she's got enough shit on her plate as it is... I'm intrigued - what's your issue with iPads (and doubtless iPhones and all the other "Apple shit")? Are you a hardcore, bearded, tank top wearing PC man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: I'm intrigued - what's your issue with iPads (and doubtless iPhones and all the other "Apple shit")? Are you a hardcore, bearded, tank top wearing PC man? The cunt probably sits there banging out his fucking dross on a 25m x16m Cray's super computer,the backwards northern twat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 5 minutes ago, Ape said: I'm intrigued - what's your issue with iPads (and doubtless iPhones and all the other "Apple shit")? Are you a hardcore, bearded, tank top wearing PC man? Are you really intrigued what that tedious twat has to say about anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Are you really intrigued what that tedious twat has to say about anything? Ok, intrigued was a bit strong. I was wondering if there was a proper technical reason for the anti-iPad comment, or if he just "fucking hates Apple shit" like some people like to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 43 minutes ago, Ape said: Ok, intrigued was a bit strong. I was wondering if there was a proper technical reason for the anti-iPad comment, or if he just "fucking hates Apple shit" like some people like to. Yeah, him and his fucking cricket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 I don't "hate apple shit"... but the supercilious wankers who think they are special because they've got the iPhone 6.37GTX as opposed to the 6.36GTX2.... which is sooooo 3 days ago... ..and cricket... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 13 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Also Edweerrrd , have you noticed that there is a faint aroma of ferrets' piss and pigeon shit about them. As a boy I used to wonder why that was and was told by mama that it was natures way of letting the blind hate them as well That is my natural body fragrance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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