camberwell gypsy Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 Cats are better than dogs because they shit in other peoples gardens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Add to this nom to people who dress their dogs in stupid fucking coats. Absolute wankers of the first water. True.. the evidence for... 58 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Cats are better than dogs because they shit in other peoples gardens ..but white pepper and an air rifle soon stop it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 3 hours ago, Manky said: My mate lost his job as a sheep counter. Got caught sleeping on the job. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: True.. the evidence for... ..but white pepper and an air rifle soon stop it.... You can shoot white pepper from an air rifle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: True.. the evidence for... ..but white pepper and an air rifle soon stop it.... Fucking hell. Stickers offered you an opening to actually contribute something funny by riding on the back of his astute observation. And this is what you give us? More lazy, lowest common denominator multi quote shit. You're an absolute fucking disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 I too had a dog called Max. A border collie and he was fucking orsum, until last year when he fucking died. Dogs just don't last long enough. This has just made me think of a nom... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 4 hours ago, Manky said: My 2 dogs, Syndrome and Hitler used to raise a few eyebrows. "Down Syndrome" "Heel Hitler" Before any cunt starts, I never really had a dog with either name. I've named my dog "Fetch". It's a brilliant laugh down the park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 Having a dog is fucking great. If you want to know who loves you more,lock your dog and your wife in the boot of your car for an hour. When you open it up again,see which one of them is pleased to see you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You can shoot white pepper from an air rifle? You can with a pill press.... 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Fucking hell. Stickers offered you an opening to actually contribute something funny by riding on the back of his astute observation. And this is what you give us? More lazy, lowest common denominator multi quote shit. You're an absolute fucking disgrace. Oh how we laughed!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 On 29/02/2016 at 9:06 PM, scotty said: I've named my dog "Fetch". It's a brilliant laugh down the park. I'm calling my next dog Dave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 On Monday, February 29, 2016 at 5:50 PM, Cuntybaws said: Some daft bitch where I worked made no secret of her plan to have a week's compassionate leave when her snuffling little bag-rat inevitably croaked. Armed with ample evidence of premeditation, said daft bitch got no pay that week, and a formal written warning to boot. I'd have shot the cunt personally, but for some reason they wouldn't let me contribute to HR policy. Did she always wear dark glasses and carry a white stick ? After the death of her dog She was probably working in the wrong building... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 15 hours ago, nobgobbler said: I'm calling my next dog Dave. How about "Big Boy" or to match the corner... "cunt" Just imagine shouting "oi cunt, come here" at full volume... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: How about "Big Boy" or to match the corner... "cunt" Just imagine shouting "oi cunt, come here" at full volume... I do that already. Mr Gobbler knows his place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 55 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I do that already. Mr Gobbler knows his place. Is that cunt or fucking cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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