Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 21 hours ago, witheredscrote said: and don't forget the ginnels Gobbler She couldn't stop a pig in a ginnel that one... 21 hours ago, Degenerategambler said: There are loads of deleted in Eastenders. And they all act like planks. Is that one of them there portmanteaus? 20 hours ago, luke swarm said: and I saw him tell you. There's a fucking court order on that telescope you perv. 17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You forgot to mention the little Bangladeshi blokes. Few years ago I was doing a stint at a Drs Surgery in Bow. I went out to get some lunch when I was surrounded by 4 of these twats demanding money. Now I'm quite tall for a female (5'7") but these arseholes didn't reach my shoulders. So when I started killing myself laughing they all ran off. Wankers. To be fair Cambers, when a tall female gypo starts laughing maniacally MOST blokes run off.... ...it's called "wanting to keep your bollocks where they should be..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Little did I think when I posted this mildly homophobic nomination that it would trigger a series of tangents on the north/south divide and gypsy stereotypes, with side-helpings of overt racism and sexism thrown in for good measure. Hindsight is a wonderful thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Little did I think when I posted this mildly homophobic nomination that it would trigger a series of tangents on the north/south divide and gypsy stereotypes, with side-helpings of overt racism and sexism thrown in for good measure. Hindsight is a wonderful thing. Let's face it 'Baws, you could have nominated "the colour of orange juice" and the same would have happened. 'Tis the way of things it would seem. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Complete fucking bollocks, which along with it's southern equivalent EastEnders, is stuck in the 50's. Set in Manchester and London, the cast is overwhelmingly white with just a smattering of minorities. I don't subscribe to the Lenny fucking Henry school of acting quotas and demand colour blind casting even if it's not geographically or historically relevant. But for fuck sake, these two shows don't reflect the demographic realities of either city. Shite. Dont they have somebody from the Asian countries running the corner shop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 9 minutes ago, Ape said: Let's face it 'Baws, you could have nominated "the colour of orange juice" and the same would have happened. 'Tis the way of things it would seem. Orange juice. Orange Order. Bowler hats. You're only ever three steps away from a Punkape fantasy comment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Bowler hats. Laurel & Hardy, Charlie Chaplin, Adolf Hitler. I'm sure Ratty could have got there quicker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Orange juice. Orange Order. Bowler hats. Youre only ever three steps away from a Punkape fantasy comment. Just think what I could accomplish if I got busy on myself with the DeWalt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 7 hours ago, Manky said: Outside bogs are illegal now. Some left in Manchester. Selling at 200 grand a pop. Nice inside as well once refurbed. Illegal you say. I don't think the chinese know about that Manky, there's at least two takeaways I know of store their chips in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 21 hours ago, luke swarm said: that's the spirit DG. its about time someone stood up and said it as it is......it is only a pity that it had to be a racist narrow minded imbecile such as yourself. Give yourself a well earned pat on the back you stupid fucking cunt. Sorry I didn't realise deleted was such a terrible racist term. Fuck off you sanctimonious cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Little did I think when I posted this mildly homophobic nomination that it would trigger a series of tangents on the north/south divide and gypsy stereotypes, with side-helpings of overt racism and sexism thrown in for good measure. Hindsight is a wonderful thing. Next time nominate something less offensive, like fluffy kittens. You cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 Growing up, we had three black dogs. Sambo, Dixie and Murphy. Before I was aware of such things, I asked my parents why the first two dogs were called such strange names. They assured me that as a four year old, I had picked the names randomly. As for Murphy, my old man has freely admitted he is named, by him, after the cunt from Beverly Hills Cop. Which just goes to show, being raised by racists doesn't mean you have to follow suit, as long as you have got something resembling a brain and the ability to form your own opinions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 On 03/03/2016 at 7:27 AM, Degenerategambler said: Sorry I didn't realise deleted was such a terrible racist term. Fuck off you sanctimonious cunt. Even though you'd like to live in a 1920s time warp, you don't. You know full well deleted is a racially abusive word. You do however incorrectly think that the word carries some kind of comedic shock value. In reality though, it's usgae just makes you look like a weapons-grade, minimum-wage, EDL rally attending, Scrumpy Jack swigging, unwashed cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 8 hours ago, Degenerategambler said: Sorry I didn't realise deleted was such a terrible racist term. Fuck off you sanctimonious cunt. No need to be sorry DG....the fault was mine in that I thought you might have the intelligence to "realise" that you were being offensive. I was mistaken and apologise for my error. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Little did I think when I posted this mildly homophobic nomination that it would trigger a series of tangents on the north/south divide and gypsy stereotypes, with side-helpings of overt racism and sexism thrown in for good measure. Hindsight is a wonderful thing. Dozy cunt, that's not just a possibility, it's positively expected... 11 hours ago, Ape said: Let's face it 'Baws, you could have nominated "the colour of orange juice" and the same would have happened. 'Tis the way of things it would seem. you're slacking... here's how Ratty would have got there.. "Orange Juice, OJ Simpson, blacks are murderers" Obviously he might not have used the word "blacks"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Which just goes to show, being raised by racists doesn't mean you have to follow suit, as long as you have got something resembling a brain and the ability to form your own opinions. I was raised by a French family and now actually use soap , have an indoor toilet , and rather like les Anglais. Does that mean I am reasonably intelligent Detritus ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Dozy cunt, that's not just a possibility, it's positively expected... you're slacking... here's how Ratty would have got there.. "Orange Juice, OJ Simpson, blacks are murderers" Obviously he might not have used the word "blacks"... Just a heads up, BBC Two's "The People v OJ" is excellent. Well written, full of er... black humour. The digs at the Kardashian clan are sublime. Marvel at how half the world's botox reserves have transformed John Travolta's face. Highly recommended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 18 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Does that mean I am reasonably intelligent Detritus ? No, the English blood in your Aioli clogged veins is what makes you that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 10 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Just a heads up, BBC Two's "The People v OJ" is excellent. Well written, full of er... black humour. The digs at the Kardashian clan are sublime. Marvel at how half the world's botox reserves have transformed John Travolta's face. Highly recommended. I've heard that this is good viewing so will definitely give it a go. It's a shame about Travolta having enough botulism in his forehead to poison a small town, he was a good looking bloke in his youth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 43 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Just a heads up, BBC Two's "The People v OJ" is excellent. Well written, full of er... black humour. The digs at the Kardashian clan are sublime. Marvel at how half the world's botox reserves have transformed John Travolta's face. Highly recommended. I've been watching this and was frankly horrified by the way Travolta looks these days - it's fucking awful. He reminds me of the film "The Mask", without the green (obviously). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 5 hours ago, Degenerategambler said: Next time nominate something less offensive, like fluffy kittens. You cunt. Little did I think when I posted this mildly sarcastic riposte that it could possibly be interpreted as a serious comment. Hindsight is a wonderful thing. And kittens are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Hindsight is a wonderful thing. And kittens are cunts. ...but fuck me, they taste fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, scotty said: ...but fuck me, they taste fantastic. You may be thinking of pussies rather than kittens. Fluffy or otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Just a heads up, BBC Two's "The People v OJ" is excellent. Well written, full of er... black humour. The digs at the Kardashian clan are sublime. Marvel at how half the world's botox reserves have transformed John Travolta's face. Highly recommended. Not watching it on the principle that I don't care... "Murrican football" is for big girls blouses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 30 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You may be thinking of pussies rather than kittens. Fluffy or otherwise. I eat a lot of chinese takeaways baws. I know what I'm thinking of, especially when you hear the distant sound of mewing from the open kitchen. Particularly good with oyster sauce, btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 21 hours ago, Degenerategambler said: There are loads of deleted in Eastenders. And they all act like planks. Bit harsh , Patrick Trueman's portrayal of a stroke victim had a certain joey deacon quality about it. Moving stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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