Earl of Punkape Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Can I see your birth certificate ? You're only 15 ! Get your kit off ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 With any luck the only balls he'll be playing with now are his own after they're cut off and handed to him in prison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Can I see your birth certificate ? Your only 15 ! Get your kit off ! Appallingly formatted. Even more shambolically punctuated. Content absolutely minimal given the exceedingly cuntish subject matter at hand. Nomination Score - 1 nonce point out of a potential 11. Executive recommendation - Book an all inclusive holiday to Switzerland, culminating with a day trip to, yes, you guessed it, the Mecca of Cunts Corner, DIGNITAS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Three posts and we're off topic. Is this a record? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 What do convicts hate more than paedos? Paedos from the wrong football club... His arse will look worse than Punkers' after a heavy night down the docks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, MikeD said: Three posts and we're off topic. Is this a record? Are you some sort of cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 5 minutes ago, MikeD said: Three posts and we're off topic. Is this a record? Nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Another classic example of what happens when thick, grossly overpaid cunts take advantage of their privileged place in the world. Punkape, you utter spastic, the presentation of this nom is a fucking disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 He's a cunt make no mistake but I think there may have been more than one cunt in his car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Another one for Big Dave and his mates on D Wing. Spunkers,up your game when starting a Nom you over privileged cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 13 minutes ago, Ape said: Another classic example of what happens when thick, grossly overpaid cunts take advantage of their privileged place in the world. Punkape, you utter spastic, the presentation of this nom is a fucking disgrace. You sound like you've had too many Tesco ready meals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 His bird looks like she's been sucking lemons for a month.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 7 minutes ago, neil298 said: He's a cunt make no mistake but I think there may have been more than one cunt in his car He'll get a light sentence. He's not Asian and the offences took place in a respectable and decent car (Range Rover) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 What sort of fucking cunt abuses his undeserved wealth and fame by fucking a 15-year old when he could easily have afforded three 5-year olds instead? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 27 minutes ago, scotty said: Nope. Not even close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: What sort of fucking cunt abuses his undeserved wealth and fame by fucking a 15-year old when he could easily have afforded three 5-year olds instead? Uncle Jimmy? Although I think he took Option #4 All of the above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: You sound like you've had too many Tesco ready meals. It sounds as if you've been lobotomised with an 18V DeWalt, fitted with a 25mm spade bit. Might explain the dunce-like delivery of this nom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ape said: It sounds as if you've been lobotomised with an 18V DeWalt, fitted with a 25mm spade bit. Might explain the dunce-like delivery of this nom. I thought it was because he's a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 5 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Uncle Jimmy? Although I think he took Option #4 All of the above At least he waited until they were cold enough. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 4 minutes ago, Snatch said: I thought it was because he's a fucking idiot. Yes, that's certainly got something to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Isn't the age of consent in other European countries (Spain) 12 yrs? Now I'm not saying this is right but are we currently in Europe or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 4 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Isn't the age of consent in other European countries (Spain) 12 yrs? Now I'm not saying this is right but are we currently in Europe or not? According to Wikipeado "The age of consent in Spain is 16, under a new law which came into effect on 1 July 2015". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 3 minutes ago, Snatch said: According to Wikipeado "The age of consent in Spain is 16, under a new law which came into effect on 1 July 2015". Okay then. Change that to 14 and Austria or Germany Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 7 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Isn't the age of consent in other European countries (Spain) 12 yrs? Now I'm not saying this is right but are we currently in Europe or not? The age of consent has never been historically static. At one point in history no one would have batted an eyelid at this Johnson cunt, and at others he'd have been criminalised. Personally, I don't think we will ever get it right, but if I had my way I would raise the age of consent to 18. Is it right that a 45 year old man or woman is legally allowed to sleep with a 16 year old child who could still be at school? It's no different to this footballist cunt sleeping with someone a year younger in my opinion and is just as wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 3, 2016 Report Share Posted March 3, 2016 10 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Appallingly formatted. Even more shambolically punctuated. Content absolutely minimal given the exceedingly cuntish subject matter at hand. Nomination Score - 1 nonce point out of a potential 11. Executive recommendation - Book an all inclusive holiday to Switzerland, culminating with a day trip to, yes, you guessed it, the Mecca of Cunts Corner, DIGNITAS! You soppy cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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