Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Hokey Gingers said: In fairness i have heard on occasion after particular vigorous lovemaking fanny "farts", a kind of sound similar to a pursing of the lips with short, sharp blasts and parps. Not to be confused with Judges vigorous lovemaking farts which, according to his neighbours, were extremely long, multi tonal and even rivalled the great Desert Orchid`s pre race nervous flatulence. Indeed. I have it on good (medical) authority, that you shouldn't "induce" fanny farts by blowing up there.. it can apparently have serious consequences... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 9 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I have it on good (medical) authority, that you shouldn't "induce" fanny farts by blowing up there.. it can apparently have serious consequences... I've heard that as well. It hasn't worked on my wife in twenty years of trying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 10 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I have it on good (medical) authority, that you shouldn't "induce" fanny farts by blowing up there.. it can apparently have serious consequences... Who's your medical source, Patch fucking Adams? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 In reply and in the interests of diversity and equality surely it's time for " The beginners guide to knob cheese flicking - the musical " at selected venues up and down the country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 17 hours ago, Punkape said: The Vagina Monologues is made up of a varying number of monologues read by a varying number of women (initially, Eve Ensler performed every monologue herself, with subsequent performances featuring three actresses, and more recent versions featuring a different actress for every role). Each of the monologues deals with an aspect of the feminine experience, touching on matters such as sex, love, rape, menstruation, female genital mutilation, masturbation, birth, orgasm, the various common names for the vagina, or simply as a physical aspect of the body. A recurring theme throughout the piece is the vagina as a tool of female empowerment, and the ultimate embodiment of individuality. Attended by an audience of Lezzers no doubt. Sounds like hell on earth. No disrespect to lezzers. In fact I'm watching some now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 35 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Attended by an audience of Lezzers no doubt. Sounds like hell on earth. No disrespect to lezzers. In fact I'm watching some now. There's a couple of lesbians live about 5 doors down from me... unfortunately they don't look like the ones in the films.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: There's a couple of lesbians live about 5 doors down from me... unfortunately they don't look like the ones in the films.... Not that you would be fussy..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 3 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: Not to be confused with Judges vigorous lovemaking farts which, according to his neighbours, were extremely long, multi tonal and even rivalled the great Desert Orchid`s pre race nervous flatulence. Indeed. Don't you mean multi cultural. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Not that you would be fussy..... I've seen their faces, and I've seen them in badly fitting shorts... ....yes I would be that fussy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 17 hours ago, nocti said: Fucking hell Spunkers, have you been at the advocaat again? There's been some utter tripe posted on here over this bank holiday wankend, but this is next fucking level you daft faux-simian, Barrymore worshipping cunt. This has to be the most "On Topic" nomination ever done. It's all about cunts, done by cunts specifically for cunts. Now it's on Cuntscorner being discussed by cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 17 hours ago, nocti said: Fucking hell Spunkers, have you been at the advocaat again? There's been some utter tripe posted on here over this bank holiday wankend, but this is next fucking level you daft faux-simian, Barrymore worshipping cunt. This has to be the most "On Topic" nomination ever done. It's all about cunts, done by cunts specifically for cunts. Now it's on Cuntscorner being discussed by cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: I've seen their faces, and I've seen them in badly fitting shorts... ....yes I would be that fussy... Are they total munters ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: 17 hours ago, nocti said: Fucking hell Spunkers, have you been at the advocaat again? There's been some utter tripe posted on here over this bank holiday wankend, but this is next fucking level you daft faux-simian, Barrymore worshipping cunt. Just now, Punkape said: This has to be the most "On Topic" nomination ever done. It's all about cunts, done by cunts specifically for cunts. Now it's on Cuntscorner being discussed by cunts. The cunt might actually have a point for once.... Fucking hell, here comes the asteroid!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Are they total munters ? Yep, they are that bad even you and Decs might turn them down for a 4-way.. ..well you might... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: The cunt might actually have a point for once.... Fucking hell, here comes the asteroid!!!!!!! I converted a lesbian once but unfortunately she lapsed back into her old ways....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: I converted a lesbian once but unfortunately she lapsed back into her old ways....... Rape and regret does not count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 6 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Yep, they are that bad even you and Decs might turn them down for a 4-way.. ..well you might... Eh? What? Has someone got some lezzers that need porking? What the fucks going on? Why wasn't I informed? Rough you say,nae bother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 1 minute ago, neil298 said: Eh? What? Has someone got some lezzers that need porking? What the fucks going on? Why wasn't I informed? Rough you say,nae bother Neil, I do doubt that even you would... unless.... can you still get it up after 24 beer goggles with 3 litres of vodka filters on the front? If so, then I might be wrong... only might be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: This has to be the most "On Topic" nomination ever done. It's all about cunts, done by cunts specifically for cunts. Now it's on Cuntscorner being discussed by cunts. You just made some kind of sense. I don't have Nostradamus memorised, but I fear this doesn't bear well for humanity as a whole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 1 minute ago, nocti said: You just made some kind of sense. I don't have Nostradamus memorised, but I fear this doesn't bear well for humanity as a whole. Ape will be horrified......he might kill himself........ lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 24 minutes ago, Punkape said: Ape will be horrified......he might kill himself........ lol. I'm fucking horrified. I may kill myself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 39 minutes ago, Punkape said: I converted a lesbian once but unfortunately she lapsed back into her old ways....... Obviously faked it, you fell for that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I converted a lesbian once but unfortunately she lapsed back into her old ways....... More like when she discovered your little winkle was not a rather large clit and your tits were in fact moobs it was all over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 29, 2016 Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 20 hours ago, Eddie said: Roops one looks like a bear with its throat cut Like a stab wound in a gorilla's back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: I'm fucking horrified. I may kill myself. Kill your wife first for taking you to Tescos. You know it makes sense.... You will only get 5 years for marital manslaughter and be out after 2. Then you can kill yourself..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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