Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Lol. There once was an ape called Punk With an insatiable thirst for spunk This shite-stabbing demon Would gulp down so much semen His stomach the cunt would need pumped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: There once was an ape called Punk With an insatiable thirst for spunk This shite-stabbing demon Would gulp down so much semen His stomach the cunt would need pumped good prose, flowing style , last sentence could be improved 7/10.........fair work Quincy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 There once was a cunt called Bill Stickers Had a big brown lump in his knickers Like Little Jack Horner he sat on the Corner And shat himself every day. Philip Larkin was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubbles said: All art is subjective, Ape, but I concur, it's utter fucking bollocks and only students and cunts like it. Good nom. A limerick on the other hand, well, they're hilarious. I was having good fun on a thread that had evolved into a limerick laden cunting-fest before I got chucked in the cooler. You got chucked in a cooler? You kept that one fucking quiet. Whatever did you do to upset them? your views on homosexuality, casual racism, disability and class is so liberal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, luke swarm said: good prose, flowing style , last sentence could be improved 7/10.........fair work Quincy I know, I know. I had "shunk" in mind (purely for this purpose) , but could not quite place the describing line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: There once was a cunt called Bill Stickers Had a big brown lump in his knickers Like Little Jack Horner he sat on the Corner And shat himself every day. Philip Larkin was a cunt. There once was a Bill named Stickers Who had an very odd garnish for snickers This filthy fucking cunt Would baste it in spunk That he licked out of his mums knickers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Myra Hindley was a fucking twat. No doubt about that. I'm glad she is dead but it should have been at the end of a rope in the 60's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 12 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: There once was a Bill named Stickers Who had an very odd garnish for snickers This filthy fucking cunt Would baste it in spunk That he licked out of his mums knickers good work Quince. I initially laughed my head off at this, but then felt extremely repulsed as it's probably true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Just now, Drew P Pissflaps said: good work Quince. I initially laughed my head off at this, but then felt extremely repulsed as it's probably true. The best art has real life inspiration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 9 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: 1 minute ago, Manky said: Myra Hindley was a fucking twat. No doubt about that. I'm glad she is dead but it should have been at the end of a rope in the 60's No....she lived out her miserable life in Clink and suffered more.....the hangman would have been quicker and less painful.....its only a pity she is not alive so she could continue her life of futility and wasted opportunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 There once was a cunt called Drew Whose purpose, nobody knew He was a right boring cunt Who should run and jump Into traffic on the M42 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 There once was a faggot called Wiz Who got himself into a tizz He left it too late To suck off his mate And ended up covered in jizz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 There was a young Welshman called Bubbles Who had unemployment troubles He went for a job But they called him a knob Now he cannot afford to drink doubles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 There was a daft wanker called Snatch With an itch that he just couldn't scratch He would whinge every day And I just have to say His head I would like to detach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Utter shite if I say so myself. Fuck off Jacko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 There is only one good poem. the rime of the ancient mariner. All other poetry is drivel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Just now, deebom said: There is only one good poem. the rime of the ancient mariner. All other poetry is drivel. You're not very widely read then are you ? It's hard to focus when you take a lot of drugs.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 2 hours ago, luke swarm said: No....she lived out her miserable life in Clink and suffered more.....the hangman would have been quicker and less painful.....its only a pity she is not alive so she could continue her life of futility and wasted opportunity. This is a moral dilemma I have mused at length. As the grown-ups don't like casual torture for extended periods, I have become pro hanging rather thanus taxpayers paying for a life of play stations, mobile phones, drugs and spurious compensation claims. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Don't cry for Ding, dear Cunts Corner The truth is he never left you All through his name changes His multi-quoting He kept his promise To bore you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 5 hours ago, Decimus said: She's not from Norfolk, if that's what your simian brain is trying to insinuate. We're famous for the greatest war hero England has ever produced, not for some fucking faggoty bender who recites poetry. You mean Stephen Fry? 4 hours ago, luke swarm said: No....she lived out her miserable life in Clink and suffered more.....the hangman would have been quicker and less painful.....its only a pity she is not alive so she could continue her life of futility and wasted opportunity. A dozen house bricks, and a dozen female relatives of the kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 5 hours ago, Manky said: I suppose you like to curl up with Pam Ayers you dopey twat. I would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: You're not very widely read then are you ? It's hard to focus when you take a lot of drugs.... We bow to your experience on such matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Just now, cuntspotter said: We bow to your experience on such matters. When you do, keep a load bearing wall behind you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 The fucking cops are fucking keen to fucking keep it fucking clean the fucking chief's a fucking swine who fucking draws a fucking line at fucking fun and fucking games the fucking kids he fucking blames are nowhere to be fucking found anywhere in chicken town the fucking scene is fucking sad the fucking news is fucking bad the fucking weed is fucking turf the fucking speed is fucking surf the fucking folks are fucking daft don't make me fucking laugh it fucking hurts to look around everywhere in chicken town the fucking train is fucking late you fucking wait you fucking wait you're fucking lost and fucking found stuck in fucking chicken town the fucking view is fucking vile for fucking miles and fucking miles the fucking babies fucking cry the fucking flowers fucking die the fucking food is fucking muck the fucking drains are fucking fucked the colour scheme is fucking brown everywhere in chicken town the fucking pubs are fucking dull the fucking clubs are fucking full of fucking girls and fucking guys with fucking murder in their eyes a fucking bloke is fucking stabbed waiting for a fucking cab you fucking stay at fucking home the fucking neighbours fucking moan keep the fucking racket down this is fucking chicken town the fucking train is fucking late you fucking wait you fucking wait you're fucking lost and fucking found stuck in fucking chicken town the fucking pies are fucking old the fucking chips are fucking cold the fucking beer is fucking flat the fucking flats have fucking rats the fucking clocks are fucking wrong the fucking days are fucking long it fucking gets you fucking down evidently chicken town Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 (edited) 5 hours ago, Bubbles said: There once was a cunt called Drew Whose purpose, nobody knew He was a right boring cunt Who should run and jump Into traffic on the M42 Forgive my ignorance but i live in Norfolk, but presumably an road with an M prefix means something? Edited April 1, 2016 by Drew P Pissflaps an, a fucking android shit bastard spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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