Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 2 hours ago, neil298 said: Not half as disturbing as knocking one out the day after a prostate biopsy,imagine a blackcurrant yoghurt but darker,fucking frightening.Even that couldn't entice Mrs N to grab a spoon! What?! Fucking hell! Is this the shape of things to come? Wait, cum. Heh. Fucking good work Quincy. Anyway , possibly I exaggerated , but I don't think you are. Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: This is, without a doubt, one of the most horrifying things I have ever read. Fucking hell Quincy, what the hell goes on inside your head? Not a great deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 I did actually take a picture as it was so fucking horrific but i'm fucked if I can find it,anyway suffice to say it looked like I'd been sliced up by Norman Bates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Not a great deal. Much as I suspected.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 Can someone direct me to whatever thread roops shows her smelly bits? I like the thought but think this may end with a spunkless wank as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 1 hour ago, deebom said: I have never wanked so much that I have run out of jizz. Quincy you disappoint me greatly and I've never met you. Tell me, do you find that friends and family always seem to to be busy whenever you try to make plans with them? Then you sir, have never truly lived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Gurt said: Nice. Out of likes though... Your balls must be like raisins and your bell-end a tinned tomato with the skin hanging off. Gurt, that is a vegetarian tagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: Good work Quince.....Many an older gentleman has wrestled with this dilemma and the only choice is to ration ones hand shandy quota as ones resources start to dwindle. Trouble with porn these days is that is so easily available. This is a long way from the struggle in the old day.......the seedy private shops and guilty glances on entering and red faces on exit with ones chosen literature in a brown bag. Whatever happened to color climax anyway Nowadays its straight onto tinternet and the content is catering to some very strange cunts indeed. Any perversion is only a click away and this has led to an almighty surge in kitchen roll and computer wipes sales. Another lost opportunity to get rich lost. So the solution to your dilemma....develop a slight intermittent shoulder injury and when its obvious that you cannot deliver the sauce just say..sorry love but I cannot concentrate with this damned pain. they will love you more as this as it proves you tried even though in a lot of pain..it err works for a friend of mine. Sounds like repetitive strain injury Luke- a mystery. But yes, smut is too easily had in these final days, one should have to brave a shoppe or root around in a railway cutting like a normal cunt for ones gash-fix, but alas, all the kids are 1 click spunking now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 12 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Woe betide the cunt who spills his seed on the ground with enough gusto that the factory's two workers chuck down tools and picket. Not only is it a waste of valuable spunkium phosphate that would otherwise be supplementing the missus's diet, providing an excellent hair conditioner, and generously enhancing her facial skin-tone, it also may contribute to marital issues via the suspicion one is injecting ones payload into orbit around another body. At the height of my masterbatory powers I would of a day cream around the house or garden 5 or 7 times a day- alas! Now I must watch my step. I am sure I am not alone when In hesitating over that 4th ham shandy thinking "fucking just do it QC , she's going to give out fuck all later anyway", then Sod's law, she arrives home with a glint in her eye and you know you must contractually deliver the goods. Quick! Eat 6 bananas! A packet of zinc supplements! And to work! Much grunting and over acting and you realise you are not capable of delivering a 5th hot yogurt! What to do? She will catch on at the lack of "trickle down economics", so- withdraw, gasp dramatically, place one finger against one nostril and blast the snot from the other over her back. cushdy. The usual "masterbatory" fantasies from a nothing to say fucking wanker. It's "cushti" by the way, a Hindi word derived from the days of Empire. Dimmo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: The usual "masterbatory" fantasies from a nothing to say fucking wanker. It's "cushti" by the way, a Hindi word derived from the days of Empire. Dimmo. Good work judge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 14 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: At the height of my masterbatory powers Judging by the stuff you post Quince, you are still at that height. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 3 hours ago, judgetwi said: The usual "masterbatory" fantasies from a nothing to say fucking wanker. It's "cushti" by the way, a Hindi word derived from the days of Empire. Dimmo. *yawn* is it judge really, how interesting, teacher, you drab droning fucking impossible bore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 13 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Judging by the stuff you post Quince, you are still at that height. Possibly I took a little artistic licence here. To be honest, find it best to start with a funny title with a nice ring to it, and make shit up around it, it often tends to work out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Possibly I took a little artistic licence here. To be honest, find it best to start with a funny title with a nice ring to it, and make shit up around it, it often tends to work out. Personally I couldn't give a toss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 6 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Possibly I took a little artistic licence here. To be honest, find it best to start with a funny title with a nice ring to it, and make shit up around it, it often tends to work out. Personally, I wish you'd taken your own life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Personally I couldn't give a toss Withers, let me call you a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Withers, let me call you a cunt. go ahead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: Personally, I wish you'd taken your own life I'll take a shit on your face, and decorate it with smarties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: go ahead Bubbles, get round to Withers's and drub him senseless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Bubbles, get round to Withers's and drub him senseless. Bubba couldn't find France , let alone my address , besides the Welsh never leave Wales . Parochial cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Bubba couldn't find France , let alone my address , besides the Welsh never leave Wales . Parochial cunts This is true, I never see them anywhere, even here, and every cunt comes here. Apart from the rugby , they get off their fat arses for only that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 11 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Bubbles, get round to Withers's and drub him senseless. What about I just post him a bar of soap? Punishment enough, no? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 12 hours ago, neil298 said: I think the term you're looking for is "wankrupt" Another aficionado of rogers profanisaurus. Good lad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 5 hours ago, judgetwi said: The usual "masterbatory" fantasies from a nothing to say fucking wanker. It's "cushti" by the way, a Hindi word derived from the days of Empire. Dimmo. The only wank you get is a reach round from whatever tower block tramp you picked up last night. As usual the normal boring drivel from the corners very own wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, Snatch said: The only wank you get is a reach round from whatever tower block tramp you picked up last night. As usual the normal boring drivel from the corners very own wanker. Thanks snatch. I noticed also earlier that judge is a worthless shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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