Guest JackoTC Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 On Thursday, April 14, 2016 at 11:43 AM, Eddie said: Another overrated cunt with pedo tendencies. A close friend of Elvis reported that he he enjoyed relationships with young girls around the age of 13 or 14 and insisted on the girls wearing just white panties in bed. He met Priscilla when she was 14 and soon moved her into Graceland. The drug addicted, bloated cunt stomped around the Vegas stage, forgetting his words and sweating like a Scotsman at a charity fundraiser. He also never wrote anything, but received songwriter credit in exchange for performing the songs. A big favorite of Pikeys, drunks, and fat cunts at fancy dress parties. What's going on here Ed ? These are all positives surely ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 A little less conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 15 hours ago, cuntspotter said: A little less conversation. Shut up then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 5 minutes ago, Snatch said: Shut up then. I don't know that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 1 minute ago, cuntspotter said: I don't know that one. It was a B-Side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 Apparently bookies will only give you 2500 to 1 for Elvis turning up alive and well in 2016....... We're as Leicester winning the premier league was 5000 to 1 !!!! Ridiculous but true ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 6 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Apparently bookies will only give you 2500 to 1 for Elvis turning up alive and well in 2016....... We're as Leicester winning the premier league was 5000 to 1 !!!! Ridiculous but true ! I'll give odds of 2 to 1 on that every cunt here wishes you'd kill yourself in 2016. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: I'll give odds of 2 to 1 on that every cunt here wishes you'd kill yourself in 2016. I wish he killed himself years ago, and think this is a common sentiment, in which case you need to adjust it to 16:1 or so, you shite bookie cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 On 28/04/2016 at 7:56 AM, Bubbles said: I'll give odds of 2 to 1 on that every cunt here wishes you'd kill yourself in 2016. On 28/04/2016 at 7:58 AM, Quincy Cockfingers said: I wish he killed himself years ago, and think this is a common sentiment, in which case you need to adjust it to 16:1 or so, you shite bookie cunt. I'lll put a grand on that at 16:1 Right, I don't wish he'd killed himself in 2016, but the year before. Where's my winnings then you cunts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: I'lll put a grand on that at 16:1 Right, I don't wish he'd killed himself in 2016, but the year before. Where's my winnings then you cunts? It's not New Year's Eve yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 I did a gig as guitarist for an Elvis tribute act a few weeks ago... Uhuhaa ... Thank you very much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 43 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I did a gig as guitarist for an Elvis tribute act a few weeks ago... Uhuhaa ... Thank you very much! Spot, I've put together a bluegrass number on my old acoustic... 'Mike's Got a Little Walnut Head'. It does have a slight disparaging tone so I'd appreciate your approval before posting the video. Without giving too much away, here's the first verse.. mike's got a little walnut head, mike's got a little walnut head, everyone fucking hates him, mike's got a little walnut head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Spot, I've put together a bluegrass number on my old acoustic... 'Mike's Got a Little Walnut Head'. It does have a slight disparaging tone so I'd appreciate your approval before posting the video. Without giving too much away, here's the first verse.. mike's got a little walnut head, mike's got a little walnut head, everyone fucking hates him, mike's got a little walnut head. Frank, despite the above being Timcture of Bollocks, I've found myself warming to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Frank, despite the above being Timcture of Bollocks, I've found myself warming to you. Don't be fooled, Frank makes Dr. Hannibal Lecter look like Mary poppings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 23 minutes ago, Frank said: Spot, I've put together a bluegrass number on my old acoustic... 'Mike's Got a Little Walnut Head'. It does have a slight disparaging tone so I'd appreciate your approval before posting the video. Without giving too much away, here's the first verse.. mike's got a little walnut head, mike's got a little walnut head, everyone fucking hates him, mike's got a little walnut head. I'd buy the single. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: Spot, I've put together a bluegrass number on my old acoustic... 'Mike's Got a Little Walnut Head'. It does have a slight disparaging tone so I'd appreciate your approval before posting the video. Without giving too much away, here's the first verse.. mike's got a little walnut head, mike's got a little walnut head, everyone fucking hates him, mike's got a little walnut head. I'm sure you'll get a few coppers in your cap when you busk in the piss soaked subways of the elephant and castle. Maybe you'll make enough for a cup of tea. You fucking berk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 36 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm sure you'll get a few coppers in your cap when you busk in the piss soaked subways of the elephant and castle. Maybe you'll make enough for a cup of tea. You fucking berk Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fuck off. You're Frank and I claim my fiver! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 10 hours ago, Frank said: Spot, I've put together a bluegrass number on my old acoustic... 'Mike's Got a Little Walnut Head'. It does have a slight disparaging tone so I'd appreciate your approval before posting the video. Without giving too much away, here's the first verse.. mike's got a little walnut head, mike's got a little walnut head, everyone fucking hates him, mike's got a little walnut head. It sounds a bit "Free form" to me Frank. Y'know, one of those with no meter that doesn't scan or rhyme. It might not gain the audience it deserves here. Or worse, attract only scorn and ridicule. However, as an idea , it has (like all of your ideas, Frank) a certain merit. Mike, being a valued contributed and culture correspondent from nowheresville, Arsendshire. Will doubtless wish to reply.... In the idiom of song. This could set up a string of such musical contention... Just think, Roops and Dex, Gong and snatch, you and...... Everyone. The results might be hilarious .... I'm not holding my breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 59 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: It sounds a bit "Free form" to me Frank. Y'know, one of those with no meter that doesn't scan or rhyme. It might not gain the audience it deserves here. Or worse, attract only scorn and ridicule. However, as an idea , it has (like all of your ideas, Frank) a certain merit. Mike, being a valued contributed and culture correspondent from nowheresville, Arsendshire. Will doubtless wish to reply.... In the idiom of song. This could set up a string of such musical contention... Just think, Roops and Dex, Gong and snatch, you and...... Everyone. The results might be hilarious .... I'm not holding my breath. You might be right, spot. I could add a 'hey!' at the end of each line and perhaps a little Mediterranean feel in the chorus, like Joe Dolce's 'Shaddap You Face'... mike's a fucking-a cunt.. hey! he make-a me sick, why he is so small.. hey! weeny walnut head, it's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place, ahhh he got a walnut-a head. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, Frank said: You might be right, spot. I could add a 'hey!' at the end of each line and perhaps a little Mediterranean feel in the chorus, like Joe Dolce's 'Shaddap You Face'... mike's a fucking-a cunt.. hey! he make-a me sick, why he is so small.. hey! weeny walnut head, it's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place, ahh he's got a walnut-a head. That represents considerable progress .... Mike? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 32 minutes ago, Frank said: You might be right, spot. I could add a 'hey!' at the end of each line and perhaps a little Mediterranean feel in the chorus, like Joe Dolce's 'Shaddap You Face'... mike's a fucking-a cunt.. hey! he make-a me sick, why he is so small.. hey! weeny walnut head, it's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place, ahhh he got a walnut-a head. There was never a xylophone in any of OMD's songs, all along it was just Mike's head being battered by session musicians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 2 hours ago, Frank said: You might be right, spot. I could add a 'hey!' at the end of each line and perhaps a little Mediterranean feel in the chorus, like Joe Dolce's 'Shaddap You Face'... mike's a fucking-a cunt.. hey! he make-a me sick, why he is so small.. hey! weeny walnut head, it's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place, ahhh he got a walnut-a head. Mike can do backing vocals in your band if you've got a stool he can stand on to reach the mic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Mike can do backing vocals in your band if you've got a stool he can stand on to reach the mic. During the instrumental, I'd have him 'flown' across the stage on a wire.. dressed in a tutu with little baby angel wings and walnut-faced mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 It's strange how everything you can conceivably think of has already been done by someone else online... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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