Jiggerycock Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 You're shitting me, right? This is now regarded as a legitimate leisure pursuit for people over 30? I mean even with the word 'adult' raising visions of having to crayon in clits and pissflaps, it'd still be a pretty damn lame exercise but it isn't even that. It's seascapes and still life fruit and stuff like that. A bit like the 'Legend' spot at Glastonbury. It was shit when you were a kid and it's shit now and no amount of 're-appraisal' and looking at it through post-modern, ironic glasses will change that fact. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest quinn83 Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 A pursuit for cunts with far too much time on their hands, much like the aforementioned cunts that try and grow supersized vegetables Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: You're shitting me, right? This is now regarded as a legitimate leisure pursuit for people over 30? I mean even with the word 'adult' raising visions of having to crayon in clits and pissflaps, it'd still be a pretty damn lame exercise but it isn't even that. It's seascapes and still life fruit and stuff like that. A bit like the 'Legend' spot at Glastonbury. It was shit when you were a kid and it's shit now and no amount of 're-appraisal' and looking at it through post-modern, ironic glasses will change that fact. I think it is harmless enough. For months now I have been sketching pictures of what I imagine other members to look like . I colour them in with different shades of my own feaces. I am particularly please with the one I did of Bubbles, it reminds me of a dangleberry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 1 minute ago, witheredscrote said: I think it is harmless enough. For months now I have been sketching pictures of what I imagine other members to look like . I colour them in with different shades of my own feaces. I am particularly please with the one I did of Bubbles, it reminds me of a dangleberry. your paintings are shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 1 minute ago, witheredscrote said: I think it is harmless enough. For months now I have been sketching pictures of what I imagine other members to look like . I colour them in with different shades of my own feaces. I am particularly please with the one I did of Bubbles, it reminds me of a dangleberry. Fifty Shades of Shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 29 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fifty Shades of Shit. 29 minutes ago, luke swarm said: your paintings are shit. You laugh. Gilbert and George have been getting away with this kind of, ummm, shit for years yet people travel from Chiselhurst to the Tate Modern to see them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: You're shitting me, right? This is now regarded as a legitimate leisure pursuit for people over 30? I mean even with the word 'adult' raising visions of having to crayon in clits and pissflaps, it'd still be a pretty damn lame exercise but it isn't even that. It's seascapes and still life fruit and stuff like that. A bit like the 'Legend' spot at Glastonbury. It was shit when you were a kid and it's shit now and no amount of 're-appraisal' and looking at it through post-modern, ironic glasses will change that fact. Oi Cock, quite possibly the most boring Nom yet, well done!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 I believe that Jazz's son has several of these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: your paintings are shit. He studied at the Bobby Sands wall art insutute, Derry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 39 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: You laugh. Gilbert and George have been getting away with this kind of, ummm, shit for years yet people travel from Chiselhurst to the Tate Modern to see them! I got drunk in the rooftop bar at the Tate Modern, years ago. It was some swank exhibition. ...er the exhibition that is. Not me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 . I see that Punkape has already started his book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 2 hours ago, Fatty said: Oi Cock, quite possibly the most boring Nom yet, well done!!! Fucking hell it's the adipose ghost of Oscar Wilde, delivering another penetrating insight into the nature of being Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: He studied at the Bobby Sands wall art insutute, Derry. I didn't know he was an artist. I thought he was a dietician, the thin cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 54 minutes ago, Manky said: I didn't know he was an artist. I thought he was a dietician, the thin cunt Doesn't matter what he was, he's still a "was" and that's all that matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 4 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Doesn't matter what he was, he's still a "was" and that's all that matters. I hope you're not thinking of switching to a suitably emaciated avatar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I hope you're not thinking of switching to a suitably emaciated avatar? Like Neils? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 2 hours ago, Manky said: I didn't know he was an artist. I thought he was a dietician, the thin cunt I'm sure some of his work would be snapped up for millions if he was alive. But he isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 5 hours ago, witheredscrote said: I think it is harmless enough. For months now I have been sketching pictures of what I imagine other members to look like . I colour them in with different shades of my own feaces. I am particularly please with the one I did of Bubbles, it reminds me of a dangleberry. Withers, where is my apology? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 5 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: You laugh. Gilbert and George have been getting away with this kind of, ummm, shit for years yet people travel from Chiselhurst to the Tate Modern to see them! I fucking didn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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