Jiggerycock Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 Guatemalan and Nicaraguan coffee tastes like bum-gravy, but soppy 'right-on' types from Islington were convinced they were one small step away from being card-carrying Sandidista's every time they bought some of this whalecock, back in the 80's. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Guatemalan and Nicaraguan coffee tastes like bum-gravy This is the eighth coffee-related thread since 2012, and I've exhausted my stock of lame civet cat jokes. It's an existential crisis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This is the eight coffee-related thread since 2012, and I've exhausted my stock of lame civet cat jokes. It's an existential crisis. What's Sumatra with you? Stop mugging us off, baws, surely you could grind another few jokes out? You'll have these cunts creaming in no time. RIP MikeFuckingD, what a cunt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 18 minutes ago, Bubbles said: What's Sumatra with you? Stop mugging us off, baws, surely you could grind another few jokes out? You'll have these cunts creaming in no time. RIP MikeFuckingD, what a cunt Yes indeed, R.I.P. MikeD. Last seen by an oil rig platform worker bobbing by on a homemade raft made of white lightning plastic bottles, cuddling his beloved joke book, and shouting 'one liners' at dolphins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 18 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Yes indeed, R.I.P. MikeD. Last seen by an oil rig platform worker bobbing by on a homemade raft made of white lightning plastic bottles, cuddling his beloved joke book, and shouting 'one liners' at dolphins. Hopefully it's some sort of council estate version of a viking burial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 3 hours ago, Bubbles said: What's Sumatra you? Hey! Gotta no respect. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Hey! Gotta no respect. Baws.... Shudda up your face. Mike RIP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 8 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Baws.... Shudda up your face. Mike RIP Boy, it make-a me sick. Mike DRIP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Boy, it make-a me sick. Mike DRIP He's a notta so tall. RIP MikeDwarf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 Coffee is the reason that poofery is so popular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: This is the eighth coffee-related thread since 2012, and I've exhausted my stock of lame civet cat jokes. It's an existential crisis. Espresso self a little better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 15 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Expresso self a little better. What's an Expresso? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: What's an Expresso? What are you driving at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 10 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: What are you driving at? Just want to know what it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Just want to know what it is. Don't you know how to spell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Don't you know how to spell? Self-quote changing dipshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: Self-quote changing dipshit. I did not. You did your quote doctoring thing you're known for . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Self-quote changing dipshit. Shut the fuck up and prepare me a capuchinky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 6 hours ago, luke swarm said: Baws.... Shudda up your face. Mike RIP At least it kept that shit 'Vienna' off the top spot. Fucking Midge Ure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I did not. You did your quote doctoring thing you're known for . Dopey Thickfingers. Now sort your shit out, you've been all over the shop since that fuckingwankycunt made you look a right simpleton the other day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Dopey Thickfingers. Now sort your shit out, you've been all over the shop since that fuckingwankycunt made you look a right simpleton the other day. Oh yes. Where is the cunt, I was expecting the knock out blow, but hes skipping around somewhere trying to eat bluebottles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Oh yes. Where is the cunt, I was expecting the knock out blow, but hes skipping around somewhere trying to eat bluebottles. Mumsnet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: Mumsnet Wales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Wales. Norfolk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Norfolk I am not he. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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