Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 Ffs, have they no pride? The shite is chemically treated and preserved dried arse nuggetry. Buy roasted mountain grown beans and a proper grinder you tight fisted, heathenous savage cunts! You dare not call yourself a real coffee connoisseur until you drink it as its meant. For those who waste their money on vended shit, please choke on it and die from internal bleeding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 Real men sup tea. Coffee is for faggots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 its the reason that America is so fucked up....drinking buckets of Coffee instead of cups of tea.....I blame that awful yank Friends "Comedy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 Would you like a coffee? I'd offer you a beer but I've only got 6 cans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 My friend has a t-shirt with Jason King on it with the caption "Bit early for coffee, I'll have a scotch". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 34 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Baws you're out of control with these soppy pictorials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 Coffee is fucking rank. People only drink it because they're too stupid not to. You never mentioned that you were a filthy louche forriner Sleeve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 53 minutes ago, Frank said: Baws you're out of control with these soppy pictorials. As I'm sure you know only too well yourself, some days the ennui is overpowering and the inspiration just isn't there and the only recourse is to rehash someone else's jaded creations. Anyway, on a semi-related note, I've just got the rushes back from your latest video. What do you reckon to this still for the YouTube screen grab? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 5 hours ago, Manky said: Real men sup tea. Coffee is for faggots Try Blue Mountain coffee. You will sell your arse to get it once you've had it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Try Blue Mountain coffee. You will sell your arse to get it once you've had it. How much have you been charging for your arse? Plenty of business from the golf club no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ape said: How much have you been charging for your arse? Plenty of business from the golf club no doubt. You and your "wife" couldn't afford Blue Mountain. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: You and your "wife" couldn't afford Blue Mountain. lol. Answer my question you coffee arse-whore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 3 minutes ago, Ape said: Answer my question you coffee arse-whore. Tescos economy Vietnamese coffee blend for the underclass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 17 minutes ago, Punkape said: Try Brokeback Mountain Ive sold my arse to get it once I saw it Bender fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 Wiz? I hope you never put milk in the fucker, that makes you a real cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: Wiz? I hope you never put milk in the fucker, that makes you a real cunt. He likes his coffee black, Just like Punkers likes his men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: Bender fuck off You're probably at home dancing to "Frankie goes to Hollywood " with a rent boy right now. knob jockey. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: Baws you're out of control with these soppy pictorials. Fuck off Frank, they are shorter than your fucking videos, That enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 I like herbal infusions. Mainly green tea with blueberry. Caffeine based products are for real cunts. You drug addicted wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 45 minutes ago, Punkape said: Try Blue Mountain coffee. You will sell your arse to get it once you've had it. Its Broke Back Mountain coffee you fucking faggot. On offer at Tesco, half the price of Waitrose. lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 3 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Wiz? I hope you never put milk in the fucker, that makes you a real cunt. Never. Milk and any other additives ruin the true savoury goodness of the coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: As I'm sure you know only too well yourself, some days the ennui is overpowering and the inspiration just isn't there and the only recourse is to rehash someone else's jaded creations. Anyway, on a semi-related note, I've just got the rushes back from your latest video. What do you reckon to this still for the YouTube screen grab? I wonder what deranged day dream this cunt had in mind when including 2 geetars in this arsenal. I also see he's taped 3 magazines together on his uzi- he clearly intends Die Hard mayhem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 15 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Ffs, have they no pride? The shite is chemically treated and preserved dried arse nuggetry. Buy roasted mountain grown beans and a proper grinder you tight fisted, heathenous savage cunts! You dare not call yourself a real coffee connoisseur until you drink it as its meant. For those who waste their money on vended shit, please choke on it and die from internal bleeding. Fuck coffee. It's ok on occasion , but it is not worth 3 quid. It's coffee, with boiling water in it. Before some prick says "ooh, it's not meant to be boiling , only x degrees", fuck off. Cunts in my last office would head out every hour or two to buy another, 15 quid a day on this shit. Er, it's coffee and hot water. This silly habit is the reason we have these shitty yank firms hogging the high streets, plus not paying our British taxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 11 hours ago, Punkape said: You're probably at home dancing to "Frankie goes to Hollywood " with a rent boy right now. knob jockey. Lol. I know I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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