Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 14, 2016 Report Share Posted June 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: .. and some passengers like to sit up front so they're served hot beverages before they run out. There's always one passenger who is the biggest fucking cunt on the plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 14, 2016 Report Share Posted June 14, 2016 13 hours ago, Ape said: Yes, yes, yes, that's all very well, but on the motorway sign thread - was that picture taken from your car on the interstate? How is this on topic for priority boarders? It isn't. You and your dreary watery, tedious little mates are stalking and derailing every topic trying to have a go. What's worse, it took you lot an entire day to come up with a plan that has already failed several times. Sign off, go to bed, and take a few extra sleeping tablets with your Newcastle's. Sleep forever, prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 14, 2016 Report Share Posted June 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: How is this on topic for priority boarders? It isn't. You and your dreary watery, tedious little mates are stalking and derailing every topic trying to have a go. What's worse, it took you lot an entire day to come up with a plan that has already failed several times. Sign off, go to bed, and take a few extra sleeping tablets with your Newcastle's. Sleep forever, prick. I believe the derailing of this thread began with your off-topic and immeasurably unoriginal use of the "pile of shit" phrase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 14, 2016 Report Share Posted June 14, 2016 22 minutes ago, Ape said: I believe the derailing of this thread began with your off-topic and immeasurably unoriginal use of the "pile of shit" phrase. When you fly Ape.....where do put your "Mrs" ? In the hold I'll bet so the people in the economy trash area don't catch some disgusting,contagious disease or virus. You will spend most of the time leering at the male AIDS carrying cabin crew and trying to "goose" them when they bring your vile, plastic, airline "dinner". lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 14, 2016 Report Share Posted June 14, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: When you fly Ape where do put your "Mrs" ? In the hold I'll bet so the people in the economy trash area don't catch some disgusting contagious disease or virus. You will spend most of the time leering at the male AIDS carrying cabin crew and trying to "goose" them when they bring your vile plastic airline "dinner". lol. Bad day at the glory hole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 16 hours ago, Ape said: Bad day at the glory hole? It always seems to be a bad day... unless your eyes can filter some of his inane bollocks as being worse than the rest of his inane bollocks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 17 hours ago, Ape said: I believe the derailing of this thread began with your off-topic and immeasurably unoriginal use of the "pile of shit" phrase. When exactly did an everyday phrase become exclusive domain to any one cunt? You fucking dolt, before you post your drivel, get a fucking clue. Fat, thick and on the dole is not a life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 27 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: When exactly did an everyday phrase become exclusive domain to any one cunt? You fucking dolt, before you post your drivel, get a fucking clue. Fat, thick and on the dole is not a life. Button = pressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Button = pressed. You tell yourself whatever you must to feel good about your sad existence. You've accomplished fuck all when it comes to pressing buttons. You sad, sad little spastic. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: You tell yourself whatever you must to feel good about your sad existence. You've accomplished fuck all when it comes to pressing buttons. You sad, sad little spastic. LOL George, take some time off for yourself, you're all over the shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 7 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: When exactly did an everyday phrase become exclusive domain to any one cunt? You fucking dolt, before you post your drivel, get a fucking clue. Fat, thick and on the dole is not a life. pile of shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 I nommed Easy jet speedy boarders on the old site so this is just repeat bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 3 hours ago, Snatch said: I nommed Easy jet speedy boarders on the old site so this is just repeat bollocks. Isn't that Easy Jets spagetti meatballs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 6 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Isn't that Easy Jets spagetti meatballs? I absolutely despise you. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: I absolutely despise you. Fuck off. Wrong section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 3 hours ago, Snatch said: I nommed Easy jet speedy boarders on the old site so this is just repeat bollocks. Sometimes the old ones are the best. Welcome back Snatch. Bastards let you out I see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sometimes the old ones are the best. Welcome back Snatch. Bastards let you out I see. Evening luv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sometimes the old ones are the best. Welcome back Snatch. Bastards let you out I see. Stuck in solitary for 4 days. I notice the graffiti on the walls have been scrubbed off and the place cleaned up a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: Stuck in solitary for 4 days. I notice the graffiti on the walls have been scrubbed off and the place cleaned up a bit. Last time Neil got locked up they didn't give him any old porn mags for a week. When he finally unleashed the beast he sandblasted all the cell walls clean within about 45 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 Just now, Bill Stickers said: Last time Neil got locked up they didn't give him any old porn mags for a week. When he finally unleashed the beast he sandblasted all the cell walls clean within about 45 minutes. The "Spunkers sucks cock" graffiti is still there. Rumour has it Admin himself wrote it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 2 hours ago, Snatch said: Stuck in solitary for 4 days. I notice the graffiti on the walls have been scrubbed off and the place cleaned up a bit. Wouldn't know. Never been there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wouldn't know. Never been there. It's never too late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wouldn't know. Never been there. Yeah, get yer nips out yer fucking brown nosing apple giving admins' pet!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 Another classic nom from le chien supérieur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Yeah, get yer nips out yer fucking brown nosing apple giving admins' pet!!! I've never done that. Not my style. Besides they're useless twats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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