Decimus Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 If a stranger walked into my office this week without knowing the nature of the business, they'd be forgiven for thinking that they'd just stumbled into £2 a suck Bangcock whore house. Whilst I've been peeling my scrotum away from my trousers and burning my cheap sweat-drenched nylon shirt at the end of each day, the women of our organisation have been galavanting around the building dressed like absolute fucking slags. Big Julie from accounts has managed to squeeze her colossal frame into a strappy low cut top that looks like it belongs to a 12 inch high slutty sylvanian families badger. The woman accross the section from me has a pair of shorts on that are so small they were clearly made for MikeD. I can almost see the rashy folds of her filthy rat from the angle I'm sitting at, and the smell emanating from her is absolutely fucking appalling. I'm sick of double standards when it comes to dress codes in the office, especially one where the average age of the female employee is 55. Put it away you foul, fucking beasts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 I've got a chubby just reading that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 20 minutes ago, Decimus said: If a stranger walked into my office this week without knowing the nature of the business, they'd be forgiven for thinking that they'd just stumbled into £2 a suck Bangcock whore house. Whilst I've been peeling my scrotum away from my trousers and burning my cheap sweat-drenched nylon shirt at the end of each day, the women of our organisation have been galavanting around the building dressed like absolute fucking slags. Big Julie from accounts has managed to squeeze her colossal frame into a strappy low cut top that looks like it belongs to a 12 inch high slutty sylvanian families badger. The woman accross the section from me has a pair of shorts on that are so small they were clearly made for MikeD. I can almost see the rashy folds of her filthy rat from the angle I'm sitting at, and the smell emanating from her is absolutely fucking appalling. I'm sick of double standards when it comes to dress codes in the office, especially one where the average age of the female employee is 55. Put it away you foul, fucking beasts. I've also got a chubby, can I visit please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: I've got a chubby just reading that. 1 minute ago, Fatty said: I've also got a chubby, can I visit please Your fascination with Decs' sweaty back, sack and crack is verging on obsession. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 12 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Your fascination with Decs' sweaty back, sack and crack is verging on obsession. What??? It's big Julie from accounts that's got me going, fuck off you welsh cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 27 minutes ago, Eddie said: I've got a chubby just reading that. Stick it in some repulsive old harridan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 6 minutes ago, Fatty said: What??? It's big Julie from accounts that's got me going, fuck off you welsh cunt! Fats my friend, whilst I endorse your never ending quest for vaginal penetration, I'm afraid I couldn't endorse you rutting this particular fat cunt. I fear that if you ever came within 25 miles of big Julie, the resulting gravitational forces produced by two behemoths passing in close conjunction would tear a hole through the space time continuum. Besides you wouldn't be interested. She's black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fats my friend, whilst I endorse your never ending quest for vaginal penetration, I'm afraid I couldn't endorse you rutting this particular fat cunt. I fear that if you ever came within 25 miles of big Julie, the resulting gravitational forces produced by two behemoths passing in close conjunction would tear a hole through the space time continuum. Besides you wouldn't be interested. She's black. You've been reading too much steven hawking, deccs. It's all bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 57 minutes ago, Eddie said: I've got a chubby just reading that. I won't mention having to wear stockings in hot weather as a nurse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 34 minutes ago, scotty said: You've been reading too much steven hawking, deccs. It's all bollocks. Did Mr S. Hawking say she wasn't black then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: Did Mr S. Hawking say she wasn't black then? No but he did ask me for the fat slags number. The cunt never stops banging on about super massive blackholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: No but he did ask me for the fat slags number. The cunt never stops banging on about super massive blackholes. They suck anything into them. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I won't mention having to wear stockings in hot weather as a nurse. Ooo MATRON!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 22, 2016 Report Share Posted July 22, 2016 That Sid James was a dirty cunt Gyps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 22, 2016 Report Share Posted July 22, 2016 23 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: That Sid James was a dirty cunt Gyps. Just a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2016 On 21/07/2016 at 6:53 PM, scotty said: They suck anything into them. Just saying. That would explain the 'black' out I experienced recently after using the printer near her lair. I woke up five days later smelling of haddock and not knowing where I was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 22, 2016 Report Share Posted July 22, 2016 Some people are just too fucking fussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 23, 2016 Report Share Posted July 23, 2016 15 hours ago, nobgobbler said: That Sid James was a dirty cunt Gyps. Matron looks like she's about to "check his temperature" without warning him first... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 23, 2016 Report Share Posted July 23, 2016 3 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Matron looks like she's about to "check his temperature" without warning him first... With a daffodil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 On 21/07/2016 at 2:08 PM, Eddie said: I've got a chubby just reading that. A Chubby Pecker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 On 21 July 2016 at 1:49 PM, Decimus said: If a stranger walked into my office this week without knowing the nature of the business, they'd be forgiven for thinking that they'd just stumbled into £2 a suck Bangcock whore house. Whilst I've been peeling my scrotum away from my trousers and burning my cheap sweat-drenched nylon shirt at the end of each day, the women of our organisation have been galavanting around the building dressed like absolute fucking slags. Big Julie from accounts has managed to squeeze her colossal frame into a strappy low cut top that looks like it belongs to a 12 inch high slutty sylvanian families badger. The woman accross the section from me has a pair of shorts on that are so small they were clearly made for MikeD. I can almost see the rashy folds of her filthy rat from the angle I'm sitting at, and the smell emanating from her is absolutely fucking appalling. I'm sick of double standards when it comes to dress codes in the office, especially one where the average age of the female employee is 55. Put it away you foul, fucking beasts. You wear nylon shirts ? Are you on the minimum wage or do you just have no taste.(I'll answer for you..... Yes. Your recent ban was probably for something equally tasteless you fucking Philistine. Get stuffed. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 11 hours ago, Punkape said: You wear nylon shirts ? Are you on the minimum wage or do you just have no taste.(I'll answer for you..... Yes. Your recent ban was probably for something equally tasteless you fucking Philistine. Get stuffed. lol. Well done for utterly failing to realise a nylon shirt was mentioned self deprecatingly, even though he put the word "cheap" before it to make it obvious for even the thickest cunt like you. You thick, one tricky pony fucking cunt. You haven't posted anything genuinely funny for months. Let me guess... 'peasant'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Well done for utterly failing to realise a nylon shirt was mentioned self deprecatingly, even though he put the word "cheap" before it to make it obvious for even the thickest cunt like you. You thick, one tricky pony fucking cunt. You haven't posted anything genuinely funny for months. Let me guess... 'peasant'. Plebs wear nylon you thick sod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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