Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 These infantile milksops are everywhere. On the tube, on the bus, walking down the street, at their desk at work, or letting their children slowly die of neglect in their cot. Tapping their greasy, sweaty, yellowing, shit encrusted fingernails against an iPhone they can barely use and don't deserve to own. An addiction that has swept the nation under the radar, taking up hours of people's time, destroying their social skills and general personality. For absolutely no gain and surely no satisfaction. The double dipped flid spacker equivalent of chess, except lacking skill and learning. Sitting there, tap tap tapping away to match up little bits of imaginary candy so they pop and disappear. What gormless idiots. In my book, it's more acceptable to crack one out over porn on public transport than play that game. At least I partially understand the urge and appeal of tugging your pecker on the back row of a double decker. Kill them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 I think this was the title of one of my first ever VHS porn encounters,fucking great jugs she had that suffocated anyone who dared to put their head in between them....had a tit fetish ever since Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: These infantile milksops are everywhere. On the tube, on the bus, walking down the street, at their desk at work, or letting their children slowly die of neglect in their cot. Tapping their greasy, sweaty, yellowing, shit encrusted fingernails against an iPhone they can barely use and don't deserve to own. An addiction that has swept the nation under the radar, taking up hours of people's time, destroying their social skills and general personality. For absolutely no gain and surely no satisfaction. The double dipped flid spacker equivalent of chess, except lacking skill and learning. Sitting there, tap tap tapping away to match up little bits of imaginary candy so they pop and disappear. What gormless idiots. In my book, it's more acceptable to crack one out over porn on public transport than play that game. At least I partially understand the urge and appeal of tugging your pecker on the back row of a double decker. Kill them all. While you're tapping away at this bollocks, tut tutting these poor glassy eyed saps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: These infantile milksops are everywhere. On the tube, on the bus, walking down the street, at their desk at work, or letting their children slowly die of neglect in their cot. Tapping their greasy, sweaty, yellowing, shit encrusted fingernails against an iPhone they can barely use and don't deserve to own. An addiction that has swept the nation under the radar, taking up hours of people's time, destroying their social skills and general personality. For absolutely no gain and surely no satisfaction. The double dipped flid spacker equivalent of chess, except lacking skill and learning. Sitting there, tap tap tapping away to match up little bits of imaginary candy so they pop and disappear. What gormless idiots. In my book, it's more acceptable to crack one out over porn on public transport than play that game. At least I partially understand the urge and appeal of tugging your pecker on the back row of a double decker. Kill them all. At least it's better than "Potato". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: At least it's better than "Potato". I find potatoes more interesting than Stickers and I'm not even Irish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Manky said: I find potatoes more interesting than Stickers and I'm not even Irish. Princes among tubers, pearls of the earth. Don't knock them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 7 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Princes among tubers, pearls of the earth. Don't knock them. I never eat potatoes. I get enough vitamins, protein, carbohydrates and other life giving things from chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 23 minutes ago, Manky said: I find potatoes more interesting than Stickers and I'm not even Irish. How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 21 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None. The Arabs have oil and the Irish have potatoes because Paddy got the first pick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 38 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None. Fucking hell, Bill. Playing to the cheap seats and regurgitating my Sicki jokes? What's happened to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Fucking hell, Bill. Playing to the cheap seats and regurgitating my Sicki jokes? What's happened to you? Decimus is back. I can't steal his act anymore. But MikeD is nowhere to be seen. Needs must. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Decimus is back. I can't steal his act anymore. But MikeD is nowhere to be seen. Needs must. I suspect Lenny Henry got most of his side-splitting materiel from Decs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 9 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Decimus is back. I can't steal his act anymore. But MikeD is nowhere to be seen. Needs must. Fair point. As withers has thankfully killed himself, maybe you could adopt the vacant persona of confused drama queen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, Manky said: I suspect Lenny Henry got most of his side-splitting materiel from Decs. Manky, stop stealing my act. I do the Lenny fucking Henry jokes around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: Manky, stop stealing my act. I do the Lenny fucking Henry jokes around here. You fucking daft twat. Mention HIM and joke in the same sentence and some cunt at the BBC will give him a new show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 These people are total cunts.... Get a fucking life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: These infantile milksops are everywhere. On the tube, on the bus, walking down the street, at their desk at work, or letting their children slowly die of neglect in their cot. Tapping their greasy, sweaty, yellowing, shit encrusted fingernails against an iPhone they can barely use and don't deserve to own. An addiction that has swept the nation under the radar, taking up hours of people's time, destroying their social skills and general personality. For absolutely no gain and surely no satisfaction. The double dipped flid spacker equivalent of chess, except lacking skill and learning. Sitting there, tap tap tapping away to match up little bits of imaginary candy so they pop and disappear. What gormless idiots. In my book, it's more acceptable to crack one out over porn on public transport than play that game. At least I partially understand the urge and appeal of tugging your pecker on the back row of a double decker. Kill them all. Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 What you going to do about these cuntbreeders Bill..?...do you think a new law should be enforced...send them to me and i will take them to the torture chamber and claw hammer the cuntbundles..we can be a team Bill.what do you say pal..we got a deal.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 5 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: What you going to do about these cuntbreeders Bill..?...do you think a new law should be enforced...send them to me and i will take them to the torture chamber and claw hammer the cuntbundles..we can be a team Bill.what do you say pal..we got a deal.... I'd rather suck off my old man. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 2 hours ago, Manky said: I never eat potatoes. I get enough vitamins, protein, carbohydrates and other life giving things from chips. Tramp truffles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 7 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: What you going to do about these cuntbreeders Bill..?...do you think a new law should be enforced...send them to me and i will take them to the torture chamber and claw hammer the cuntbundles..we can be a team Bill.what do you say pal..we got a deal.... You revolting, creep of a cretin. Anyone who uses the phrase cuntbreeds in every post deserves to die with Dawn french sitting on your face suffocating the life out of you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 2 hours ago, Manky said: I find potatoes more interesting than Stickers and I'm not even Irish. Yeah, and I'd like to crush his candies between two bricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: You revolting, creep of a cretin. Anyone who uses the phrase cuntbreeds in every post deserves to die with Dawn french sitting on your face suffocating the life out of you. Haha...been there and done it Edward...anything else you might want to add...tell me ..did you make it to the sewage plant and save a tiny piece of your brain..i have a feeling that you never made it in time.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 1 minute ago, ThunderCunt said: Haha...been there and done it Edward...anything else you might want to add...tell me ..did you make it to the sewage plant and save a tiny piece of your brain..i have a feeling that you never made it in time.. I fear you may be correct. Really what's the angle on your return? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 9 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: Oh i see...but i have sucked your old man off and believe me..it really wasn't that great...tell him to change his diet..less starchy foods.. Noted, but I'll still have to decline your offer and opt for incest. Double fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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