Stubby Pecker Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 12 hours ago, applescruff14 said: I wont be going to work in my pants one day in January that's for sure, that's if I still have a job anyway. Put a sock in it you colossal cuntbreed. We won't know how's it's going to pan out so all the predictions are pointless apart from you banging on out your job that apparently went months ago and the dyke at work you want to finger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 11 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Put a sock in it you colossal cuntbreed. We won't know how's it's going to pan out so all the predictions are pointless apart from you banging on out your job that apparently went months ago and the dyke at work you want to finger. Insult me all you like, it's going to finish 5-0 as we are pants! My job is hanging in the balance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 On 11/12/2017 at 3:57 AM, applescruff14 said: It's going to be 5-0 regardless. Forever the optimist Apple, don't ever change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Fender777 said: Forever the optimist Apple, don't ever change. It will be, wrong captain, crap batting line up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 Who is that bloke with the shite beard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Who is that bloke with the shite beard? Osama bin Laden? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: Osama bin Laden? That’s him! Batting six? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 8 hours ago, applescruff14 said: It will be, wrong captain, crap batting line up. No. no and no way will it be 5-0 to the aussie cunts, there might be an abandoned match for bad weather and light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 11 hours ago, cuntspotter said: That’s him! Batting six? Did he bat for the other side? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, Snatch said: Did he bat for the other side? Spottos a Taff and has a natural inclination towards sheep and fellow countryman bubba. The thought of them tag teaming is the stuff of nightmares.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 19 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Who is that bloke with the shite beard? Moeen Ali, he is crucial if we are to bring the Urn home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 15 hours ago, Fender777 said: No. no and no way will it be 5-0 to the aussie cunts, there might be an abandoned match for bad weather and light. I think it will be but I hope we bring the Urn home, that's all I want for Christmas. Making a steady start in the current tour match, Woakes taking all four wickets but we need another player in the team whose name rhymes with his. Aussies must be loving the fact he's not there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 15 hours ago, Fender777 said: No. no and no way will it be 5-0 to the aussie cunts, there might be an abandoned match for bad weather and light. Ok it will be 4-0 but I'm not budging on 5-0, I've only ever known one Ashes test in Australia to be a draw and that was Brisbane 2010 when we racked up 517/1d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 I have plenty of ashes for you now that I'm firing the woodburner up for the winter, and you don't have to bore yourself to death watching a bunch of poofs hitting a ball around with a stick for days on end. You're welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 2 hours ago, applescruff14 said: I think it will be but I hope we bring the Urn home, that's all I want for Christmas. Making a steady start in the current tour match, Woakes taking all four wickets but we need another player in the team whose name rhymes with his. Aussies must be loving the fact he's not there. If Bairstow gets injured and young Ben escapes a 5 stretch we'll have stokes, woakes and foakes in the team... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 21 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: If Bairstow gets injured and young Ben escapes a 5 stretch we'll have stokes, woakes and foakes in the team... I'd rather have Bairstow in the team than that happening but they must get Stokes on the plane, we need him. Stoneman has been doing well in the warm up matches and is on the brink of a century in this warm up match but comparing him to a players we have had in the past is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. I still think 5-0 Australia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 23 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I have plenty of ashes for you now that I'm firing the woodburner up for the winter, and you don't have to bore yourself to death watching a bunch of poofs hitting a ball around with a stick for days on end. You're welcome. It won't be days on end as the matches will be over a lot quicker than the 5 days which are allowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 22 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: If Bairstow gets injured and young Ben escapes a 5 stretch we'll have stokes, woakes and foakes in the team... We go 1-0 down in Brisbane and we are screwed, going well in this current tour match but still trailing by 36. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 Go to YouTube and type this in: Barmy Army in Adelaide - You're the convicts! Really good and worth watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 See Stoneman got a century, hope the cunt can deliver when it matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 17, 2017 Report Share Posted November 17, 2017 10 hours ago, Fender777 said: See Stoneman got a century, hope the cunt can deliver when it matters. As did Malan, this last wicket partnership is worth 52. Woakes and Crane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 On 14/11/2017 at 12:14 PM, Fender777 said: No. no and no way will it be 5-0 to the aussie cunts, there might be an abandoned match for bad weather and light. It will be 5-0, it's business as usual in this current tour match, can't break partnerships. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 On 16/11/2017 at 5:39 PM, Fender777 said: See Stoneman got a century, hope the cunt can deliver when it matters. I see the last day in the tour match was a complete disaster which confirms the series will finish 5-0 to Australia but at least this time a whitewash is expected unlike the last two times. There won't be any sprinkler dances like there was at the MCG in 2010, I still watch that on YouTube sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 5-0 Australia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 2 hours ago, applescruff14 said: 5-0 Australia. You to be unemployed in jan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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