Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 12 minutes ago, Frank said: Your a little shyster and no doubt quasimodo fucking ugly.. with shameless rooms worse than the F1 boxes on the autoroute. Agree to meet or I'll find you. When you do, could you kill him stone dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: When you do, could you kill him stone dead? I'm still a little raw, quince. Would you mind communicating via third party? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Encrusted bap. Spunk on toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 No salad for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, Gurt said: No salad for me. I ran that over last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 24 minutes ago, Gurt said: No salad for me. Gurt, can you please clarify whether it was you or Neil who claimed to loved tossed salads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 2 hours ago, Underwatch said: Another spunk reference the go to filler for the corner. Where is my bleach or other such quip that is the norm. The sauna is filling up so my mouth will be full for a awhile.lol lil full Fuck off pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 4 hours ago, Gurt said: Just cooked up a steak I found in a bin in the ladies toilets. Think it was on the turn as it tasted strange and was very chewy which is a shame as I cooked it perfectly; a good crust on the outside and rare in the middle. Im going back to see if anyone's left any fresher ones in a minute. I think I saw some kind of sausages in there too. Yum! This is quite good, Gunter, if in a childish, depraved way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 13 hours ago, Gurt said: Just cooked up a steak I found in a bin in the ladies toilets. Think it was on the turn as it tasted strange and was very chewy which is a shame as I cooked it perfectly; a good crust on the outside and rare in the middle. Im going back to see if anyone's left any fresher ones in a minute. I think I saw some kind of sausages in there too. Yum! of course it tasted funny you uncultured yob......you have to hang them for a couple of days to age them first......it breaks down the toughness and then is best accompanied by a good bottle of red. The sausages are best eaten fresh obviously, enjoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 12 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Who did you blow for that one? Jealous is a terrible thing ding. You should root out the underlying cause and make peace with yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 41 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Jealous is a terrible thing ding. You should root out the underlying cause and make peace with yourself. I think we all know the underlying cause...as does Ding, the lad is a stupid cunt and aint nothing going to change that, ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 58 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I think we all know the underlying cause...as does Ding, the lad is a stupid cunt and aint nothing going to change that, ever. The underlying cause is you lot on a circle-jerk, I got there before on my own, not being part of some freaky friend felching society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Here's one that Mrs Roops might appreciate. That's a lot to swallow! Its a novel way to transfer data. (Synthetic DNA sequencing will be how we store data, replacing temperamental and unreliable hard drives - instead of a world of zeros and ones it will be T, G, A & C's) I've no problem gobbling a load containing the font of all human knowledge, not sure about you guys? Punkape, you don't need to answer. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Its a novel way to transfer data. (Synthetic DNA sequencing will be how we store data, replacing temperamental and unreliable hard drives - instead of a world of zeros and ones it will be T, G, A & C's) Are you a 1 or a 0? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Are you a 1 or a 0? Just finished the first series. Very well done, although it does smack a bit of 'fight club' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 7 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Synthetic DNA sequencing will be how we store data, replacing temperamental and unreliable hard drives - instead of a world of zeros and ones it will be T, G, A & C's. Tell me about temperamental and unreliable hard drives, I spent most of Sunday replacing mine and loading data. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 9 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Tell me about temperamental and unreliable hard drives, I spent most of Sunday replacing mine and loading data. Yes Sundays are a cunt aren't they. I spent last Sunday loading shit into trailers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Yes Sundays are a cunt aren't they. I spent last Sunday loading shit into trailers I bet it was human shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 He probably meant crawling into it himself after one too many Ricards.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 3 hours ago, Gurt said: Just finished the first series. Very well done, although it does smack a bit of 'fight club' Hello, friend. Maybe I should give you a name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 2 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Yes Sundays are a cunt aren't they. I spent last Sunday loading shit into trailers Moving out of the bedsit on Rue De Merde then, Scrotes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Hello, friend. Maybe I should give you a name? Shit off you hairy dogs cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 14 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I bet it was human shit. No bullshit actually. Frank has just left after a week in my gite. I am a glutton for punishment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 10 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: No bullshit actually. Frank has just left after a week in my gite. I am a glutton for punishment. Thoroughly scrub all the AIDS off the toilet seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 11 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Thoroughly scrub all the AIDS off the toilet seat. Already done. I used one of his spunk soaked wigs that I found under the bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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