Decimus Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 16 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Wasn't James bond named after the most boring man that Ian Fleming worked with The names, Ding, DingTheRioja, licence to be a boring fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 Top tip. .condoms can be used to stop a leaking oil pressure sensor on a mk 2 ford escort spread the word brothers Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 33 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Top tip. .condoms can be used to stop a leaking oil pressure sensor on a mk 2 ford escort spread the word brothers Panzerknacker Get an avatar you bore, it's always nice to put a face to a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 Didn't Pope IV advise chaps to pull it out early "before it shot its load" as a means to stop the woman getting pregnant .. surely that is a form of contraception anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 42 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Top tip. .condoms can be used to stop a leaking oil pressure sensor on a mk 2 ford escort spread the word brothers Panzerknacker It might have also helped stopping the crank shaft position sensor getting wet on my 1989 Montego and 1994 Escort whenever I drove though a puddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Get an avatar you bore, it's always nice to put a face to a cunt. Not always, Sticks mate. I'm no psychic, but I sense something of the night about this cunt. I expect the countenance of this poor fellow to be one of Merrick's nightmares. A mug that would turn even Fatty's stomach, if we're going a little far fetched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 8 hours ago, Punkape said: Pope Francis has dismissed a question about whether condoms can be condoned in the fight against Aids by saying there are more important issues confronting the world, like malnutrition, environmental exploitation and the lack of safe drinking water. Francis was asked about the church’s opposition to condoms while returning Monday to Rome from Kenya, Uganda and the Central African Republic. Africa in general and Kenya and Uganda in particular have been hard hit by the Aids epidemic, and the Catholic church has faced criticism that its position has contributed to the problem. Francis’s predecessor, Pope Benedict XVI, earned the wrath of healthcare professionals, gay rights activists and the United Nations by saying on a visit to Africa that condoms were not the answer to fighting HIV and could actually make it worse. app Francis has made scant reference to Aids in his speeches this past week. He did, however, visit HIV-infected children at a Uganda hospital and kissed each one, listened to moving testimony from a girl born with the virus and thanked the church’s healthcare workers for caring for those infected. A clearly irked Francis criticized the question directed at him during his in-flight press conference about whether the church should change its position on condoms to limit HIV’s spread. He said it “seems too small, partial”, when there are bigger issues confronting humanity. “I don’t like getting into questions or reflections that are so technical when people die because they don’t have water or food or housing,” he said. He said when those problems are taken care of, questions like condoms and Aids can be addressed. Francis has previously signalled that he doesn’t want to get drawn into culture war issues over contraception or abortion, and his response Monday was very much in line with such comments. I'm sure those dying of aids find it quite important. I agree problems such as hunger,no clean drinking water etc are also important but you also go onto say he visited countries with an aids epidemic. Surely people in these countries should take some responsibility themselves and use the condoms supplied to them,instead of spreading the disease and chucking out kids left,right and centre,thereby increasing the need for more food etc. He also visited a hospital with aids infected children and kissed them. He can't catch it like that. Do you think for one minute he would of been allowed to have contact with them if he was at any risk? No different to when Princess Diana visited aids infected kids and held their hands. No risk whatsoever otherwise she would not have been allowed within a mile of them. Fuck what the Pope and the church says,let them use condoms to help cut the disease and others like it down. As for promoting promiscuity,what a load of bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 46 minutes ago, Snatch said: I'm sure those dying of aids find it quite important. I agree problems such as hunger,no clean drinking water etc are also important but you also go onto say he visited countries with an aids epidemic. Surely people in these countries should take some responsibility themselves and use the condoms supplied to them,instead of spreading the disease and chucking out kids left,right and centre,thereby increasing the need for more food etc. He also visited a hospital with aids infected children and kissed them. He can't catch it like that. Do you think for one minute he would of been allowed to have contact with them if he was at any risk? No different to when Princess Diana visited aids infected kids and held their hands. No risk whatsoever otherwise she would not have been allowed within a mile of them. Fuck what the Pope and the church says,let them use condoms to help cut the disease and others like it down. As for promoting promiscuity,what a load of bollocks. If people got married and weren't promiscuous AIDS would have disappeared long ago along with all venereal diseases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 15 minutes ago, Punkape said: If people got married and weren't promiscuous AIDS would have disappeared long ago along with all venereal diseases. Punk, I take it you've only ever slept with 1 woman, I bet even Ape has topped that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 30 minutes ago, Eddie said: Punk, I take it you've only ever slept with 1 woman, I bet even Ape has topped that. I hope you show the general public more courtesy when you're on counter duty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 29 minutes ago, Ape said: I hope you show the general public more courtesy when you're on counter duty. No I don't. The general public are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 44 minutes ago, Eddie said: Punk, I take it you've only ever slept with 1 woman, I bet even Ape has topped that. Edders, the only thing you should be topping is yourself if you're gonna keep this up. Change the fucking record. You're getting a bit like punkape since you and fatty did a swan dive. But you shouldn't feel bad, you should almost be a little bit proud. It's like how earthworms are little fucking cunts, but without them doing their work all the way down there churning the earth up, we wouldn't be able to grow fruit, vegetables and all that lovely stuff. You're here, and that's what matters. Just take care. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 2 hours ago, nocti said: Not always, Sticks mate. I'm no psychic, but I sense something of the night about this cunt. I expect the countenance of this poor fellow to be one of Merrick's nightmares. A mug that would turn even Fatty's stomach, if we're going a little far fetched. It's true nocti baby the time and fates have ravaged my once passable vizage light is not my medium anymore Panzerknacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 15 minutes ago, nocti said: Edders, the only thing you should be topping is yourself if you're gonna keep this up. Change the fucking record. You're getting a bit like punkape since you and fatty did a swan dive. But you shouldn't feel bad, you should almost be a little bit proud. It's like how earthworms are little fucking cunts, but without them doing their work all the way down there churning the earth up, we wouldn't be able to grow fruit, vegetables and all that lovely stuff. You're here, and that's what matters. Just take care. Thanks for the advice, but fuck off cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 5 hours ago, nocti said: Not always, Sticks mate. I'm no psychic, but I sense something of the night about this cunt. I expect the countenance of this poor fellow to be one of Merrick's nightmares. A mug that would turn even Fatty's stomach, if we're going a little far fetched. Nothing turns my stomach, except maybe profb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 12 minutes ago, Fatty said: Nothing turns my stomach, except maybe profb Fatty, last time you put a condom on, you immediately cut off your own dick and ate it because it resembled a pepperami. You disgusting, fat, repulsive fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 3 hours ago, Punkape said: If people got married and weren't promiscuous AIDS would have disappeared long ago along with all venereal diseases. Start living in the real world you idiot. And you stop all this moral bullshit as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Thanks for the advice, but fuck off cunt. You're welcome. But don't for one second think that you have any say in this, Ed. It's damage limitation from here on in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Snatch said: Start living in the real world you idiot. And you stop all this moral bullshit as well. Agreed, this is cunts corner after all, fucking morality from a flawed institution what the fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 Just now, Snatch said: Start living in the real world you idiot. And you stop all this moral bullshit as well. You need to strive towards moral goals and ideals and not let the BBC provide you with your moral compass. Using condoms is a celebration of immorality as is sex outside of marriage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, Snatch said: Start living in the real world you idiot. And you stop all this moral bullshit as well. Or alternatively just stop living. Lol. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 29 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Fatty, last time you put a condom on, you immediately cut off your own dick and ate it because it resembled a pepperami. You disgusting, fat, repulsive fucking cunt. Guilty as charged sticks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: You need to strive towards moral goals and ideals and not let the BBC provide you with your moral compass. Using condoms is a celebration of immorality as is sex outside of marriage. I'd rather be immoral and use condoms with filthy dirty bitch whores than sign up to a life with the Mafia Catholic Church. At least I'd be having fun. And we also avoid pregnancy by me chucking my fat everywhere. What would your golf club chums say about that immoral act? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 3 minutes ago, Ape said: Or alternatively just stop living. Lol. lol. Where are you going on holiday this year Ape ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 10 minutes ago, Punkape said: You need to strive towards moral goals and ideals and not let the BBC provide you with your moral compass. "Two things fill the mind with ever-increasing wonder and awe... the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me." You stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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