Ape™️ Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've picked up a few words here and there whilst dealing with the terminally thick bastards who have polluted this site over the years. However, where most of your posts are concerned, I've had to translate by utilising a Rosetta stone type device, which renders your "thick as fucking shit" dialect into standard English. Perhaps, with some tweaking, the same device could be used to translate Panzerspacker? Maybe even ThunderCunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 Just now, Ape said: Perhaps, with some tweaking, the same device could be used to translate Panzerspacker? Maybe even ThunderCunt? Someone will still have to read it to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Rick_B said: Why? Hygiene issues, moral issues, disease issues, bodily fluid exchange in a public place, outraging public decency and getting in the way of ordinary shopping folk. These cunts also take great delight in shoving this bollocks in the publics face. Sods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 6 minutes ago, The Beast said: You seem to have forgot you only shop at Waitrose you memory loss tosspot. As for removing the said couple, I think it is an over reaction, as much as the ensemble of sympathising botters behaving in such fashion. I shop mostly at Booths and occasionally Waitrose. Cunts like you shop at Tesco or Asda with the "great unwashed" Pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: Hygiene issues, moral issues, disease issues, bodily fluid exchange in a public place, outraging public decency and getting in the way of ordinary shopping folk. These cunts also take great delight in shoving this bollocks in the publics face. Sods. You're just jealous they're not shoving bollocks in your face. lol. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 12 minutes ago, Punkape said: These cunts also take great delight in shoving this bollocks in the publics face. Sods. Fucking militant faggots. Well done Mr Cameron fucking pandering to these un-natural freaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 28 minutes ago, Punkape said: I shop mostly at Booths and occasionally Waitrose. Cunts like you shop at Tesco or Asda with the "great unwashed" Pleb. Wrong arsehole bandit. Either M&S in Chelmsford or Braintree Freeport or Aldi in Chelmsford or Shitham for things I can't get at M&S. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 The guy who could get away with giving a cream-filled chocolate doughnut as a stool sample, is now moaning about homosexuals protesting in a supermarket he claims not to shop at. Next he will be moaning about the poor semen to creme fraiche ratio in Jamie Oliver restaurant's Spaghetti Carbonara, despite claiming to only ever eat at the Ritz. You are a daft cunt, Spunkers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 5 minutes ago, The Beast said: Wrong arsehole bandit. Either M&S in Chelmsford or Braintree Freeport or Aldi in Chelmsford or Shitham for things I can't get at M&S. You shop at M&S ? Are you Jewish ? Were you mutilated at birth ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 28 minutes ago, Punkape said: You shop at M&S ? Are you Jewish ? Were you mutilated at birth ? No, I am not Jewish. I have a birth certificate, unlike your written apology from Durex Ltd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 1 minute ago, The Beast said: No, I am not Jewish. I have a birth certificate, unlike your written apology from Durex Ltd. Was your birth certificate issued in Tel Aviv ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Was your birth certificate issued in Tel Aviv ? Careful. As much as I hate you and wish you were dead and buried, I think it's only fair to warn you about The Beast. He may not show up red on the list of online users, but the cunt is packing heavy heat. Where he's concerned, to Jew bait is to infuriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Careful. As much as I hate you and wish you were dead and buried, I think it's only fair to warn you about The Beast. He may not show up red on the list of online users, but the cunt is packing heavy heat. Where he's concerned, to Jew bait is to infuriate. He wasn't in the fucking SS was he ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 Keep up cunt or are you too stupid to understand ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 3 hours ago, Punkape said: .Utter disgrace. That your invitation got lost in the post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 5 hours ago, Ape said: Perhaps, with some tweaking, the same device could be used to translate Panzerspacker? Maybe even ThunderCunt? Same device might even make your grim little prose seem slightly more interesting Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 10 hours ago, Punkape said: I shop mostly at Booths and occasionally Waitrose. Cunts like you shop at Tesco or Asda with the "great unwashed" Pleb. Been in both the Knutsford Booths and the Hales Barns one, both of them were full of puffs and hooray henries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 4 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Same device might even make your grim little prose seem slightly more interesting Panzerknacker You forgot your jive talking brah... Just now, Lady Penelope said: Been in both the Knutsford Booths and the Hales Barns one, both of them were full of puffs and hooray henries. Ah, so Spunkers is telling the truth then, well the puffs bit... Anyway, doesn't a protest over 200 constitute illegal gathering if they haven't informed the authorities beforehand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 4 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You forgot your jive talking brah... Ah, so Spunkers is telling the truth then, well the puffs bit... Anyway, doesn't a protest over 200 constitute illegal gathering if they haven't informed the authorities beforehand? From what I have seen genuinly posh cunts are tight fisted and tend to use places like Aldi and Lidl, that was certainly the case in Cheshire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: From what I have seen genuinly posh cunts are tight fisted and tend to use places like Aldi and Lidl, that was certainly the case in Cheshire. They also drive 12 year old fucked Cavaliers, dress in a 20 year old suit that fits where it touches and "oops, I seem to have forgot my wallet" at the bar. You don't get rich by spending it all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 TBH Spunkie sounds very vulgar and down market, people with real class would never behave as he does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 12 hours ago, Punkape said: I won't be shopping in Sainsburys again. I don't want AIDS or hepatitis from any of the cunts they let in now. Any cunt who plays Donna Summer shit should be napalmed. You cunt, Donna Summer is/was fucking brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: TBH Spunkie sounds very vulgar and down market, people with real class would never behave as he does. If he has any money at all, he's one of the nouveau riche estate agents he professes to hate, from Billericay, but not rich enough to class as nouveau riche with his 8 year old Range Rover 2.0 TD, but from Jaywick.... Edited August 15, 2016 by DingTheRioja dropped me aitches divnt ai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 11 hours ago, Punkape said: Faggots. Take 2 buttocks from a homosexual. Tenderise and dice the buttocks. Add pig’s liver, lungs and heart, diced Add pork belly 2 onions, diced few fresh sage leaves, chopped few fresh thyme sprigs, leaves picked 2 garlic cloves, minced 6 fresh bay leaves 300g/10½oz caul fat 1 litre/1¾pints dark chicken stock mix well add make into bollock sized balls. Stew the fucking things in gravy. Take to your local "pride" March and hurl at marchers prancing about in their underpants. lol. I see you have embarked on a career in specialist gay event catering, no surprise. I bet you serve them your custard for dessert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 15 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: If he has any money at all, he's one of the nouveau riche estate agents he professes to hate, from Billericay, but not rich enough to class as nouveau riche with his 8 year old Range Rover 2.0 TD, but from Jaywick.... More likely to be a secondhand mobility scooter with speed stripes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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