Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 19, 2016 Report Posted August 19, 2016 Quote Gloria Hunniford has spoken out after being having £120,000 taken out of her bank by a look-alike...... Some fucking lookalike... Gloria top right, lookalike left... Oh, and some of the others are supposed to be her grand kids... Quote
Witheredscrote Posted August 19, 2016 Report Posted August 19, 2016 Not a bad nom Ding, a lot better than 'God, Gays & Karma', but not quite as riveting as 'Fife Lesbian Kid Killers' which was brilliant. Quote
Guest Manky Posted August 19, 2016 Report Posted August 19, 2016 What is a Shit Bank and why keep shit in a bank. Who will nick it? Quote
Earl of Punkape Posted August 19, 2016 Report Posted August 19, 2016 51 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Some fucking lookalike... Gloria top right, lookalike left... Oh, and some of the others are supposed to be her grand kids... I'll bet she didn't bank with Coutts. Quote
Witheredscrote Posted August 19, 2016 Report Posted August 19, 2016 13 minutes ago, Manky said: What is a Shit Bank and why keep shit in a bank. Who will nick it? Probably Quincy, he is always shitting in mouths. It could also be Bubba, he must be running short what with the amount he talks. Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 19, 2016 Report Posted August 19, 2016 I hope the Santander cunts didn't repay her with our dosh or we'll have to put the rents up, eh Ding? Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 19, 2016 Report Posted August 19, 2016 Hunniford's got one eye more slanty than the other. Quote
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 19, 2016 Report Posted August 19, 2016 3 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Some fucking lookalike... Gloria top right, lookalike left... Oh, and some of the others are supposed to be her grand kids... I fucked her neice, Cathy, one summer holiday, in a caravan. She was a little cum fuelled slut. Quote
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 19, 2016 Report Posted August 19, 2016 3 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Some fucking lookalike... Gloria top right, lookalike left... Oh, and some of the others are supposed to be her grand kids... They both lookalike dogs. Quote
nocti Posted August 19, 2016 Report Posted August 19, 2016 This seems quite commonplace. Apparently Roops had a tenner took from her account by Simon Weston. 3 Quote
ratcum Posted August 19, 2016 Report Posted August 19, 2016 Next we'll here a ghost took the money Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 19, 2016 Report Posted August 19, 2016 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: I hope the Santander cunts didn't repay her with our dosh or we'll have to put the rents up, eh Ding? eh? 29 minutes ago, mothra said: Next we'll here a ghost took the money Caron? Quote
ratcum Posted August 19, 2016 Report Posted August 19, 2016 20 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: eh? Caron? probably Quote
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 20, 2016 Report Posted August 20, 2016 It was probably Michael Parkinson telling her she needed life insurance to provide for her dependants when she croaked. The senile, dementia ridden old hag obviously forgot about Caron jumping the queue. Now she feels it necessary to concoct some storey like an Olympic swimmer. Quote
Bubba C Posted August 20, 2016 Report Posted August 20, 2016 12 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Some fucking lookalike... Gloria top right, lookalike left... Oh, and some of the others are supposed to be her grand kids... Everyone can clearly see it is Cruella Deville on the left, and it also looks like she's just started collecting a necklace of her victims' ears, Universal Soldier style. Quote
Bubba C Posted August 20, 2016 Report Posted August 20, 2016 9 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I fucked her neice, Cathy, one summer holiday, in a caravan. She was a little cum fuelled slut. How long did it take her to call the police? 1 Quote
scotty Posted August 20, 2016 Report Posted August 20, 2016 50 minutes ago, Bubba C said: How long did it take her to call the police? How could she call the police when she was unconscious because of the rohypnol? 1 Quote
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 20, 2016 Report Posted August 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: How long did it take her to call the police? I took the precaution of strangling her with a string of sausages. Quote
Bubba C Posted August 20, 2016 Report Posted August 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I took the precaution of strangling her with a string of sausages. It's what she would've wanted. Quote
Cuntybaws Posted August 20, 2016 Report Posted August 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I took the precaution of strangling her with a string of sausages. Is this the thread for racist Punch & Judy? Quote
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 20, 2016 Report Posted August 20, 2016 15 hours ago, Punkape said: I'll bet she didn't bank with Coutts. Neither do you bank with Coutts, they would not let you join them. lol Quote
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 20, 2016 Report Posted August 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: It's what she would've wanted. It's every woman's dream. You should have seen the look on her face- bliss, as I saw it. Quote
Earl of Punkape Posted August 20, 2016 Report Posted August 20, 2016 5 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Neither do you bank with Coutts, they would not let you join them. lol Really ? I used the branch on Eton High st last week. lol. Quote
Witheredscrote Posted August 20, 2016 Report Posted August 20, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: Really ? I used the branch on Eton High st last week. lol. Fucking hell Pukey, two withdrawals in one day. One from the bank, and one from the caddies arsehole. Quote
Bubba C Posted August 20, 2016 Report Posted August 20, 2016 4 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It's every woman's dream. You should have seen the look on her face- bliss, as I saw it. Whilst a length of meaty sausage is high on the agenda for any red-blooded female, having a portion of Wall's bangers wrapped around their throat by a confused jock/leprechaun with corrective shoes and turn in his eye, during a weekend stay at Pontins, is not. Quote
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