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4 hours ago, southerncunt said:

we export foster's so we don't have to drink it.

You still fucking invented it!  That alone deserves a fucking caning, then to let the bastard company get big enough to export it over here deserves a fucking nuke.

 

I knew some cunt who'd make shandy out of fosters, had a taste once it was like drinking sugar, fucking awfull!

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On 27/08/2016 at 7:23 PM, Cuntybaws said:

This could just be a coincidence...

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...or perhaps "Mr I haven't posted for almost 4 months" has been tapping away on the report button like a spastic Hector Salamanca?

In light of Admin's announcement yesterday, this now takes on a far more sinister aspect. Luckily I've always said that Judge was a good sort and that Millwall are wankers, so I'll be all right, but some of you other cunts had better get yourselves new IP's pronto.

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17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

In light of Admin's announcement yesterday, this now takes on a far more sinister aspect. Luckily I've always said that Judge was a good sort and that Millwall are wankers, so I'll be all right, but some of you other cunts had better get yourselves new IP's pronto.

There's no way it's genuinely for sale, it ties in far too obviously with something else from yesterday for it to be a coincidence.

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34 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

In light of Admin's announcement yesterday, this now takes on a far more sinister aspect. Luckily I've always said that Judge was a good sort and that Millwall are wankers, so I'll be all right, but some of you other cunts had better get yourselves new IP's pronto.

Turn off the router at the wall, go make a cup of tea, come back in 20 minutes, job done.

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2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

In light of Admin's announcement yesterday, this now takes on a far more sinister aspect. Luckily I've always said that Judge was a good sort and that Millwall are wankers, so I'll be all right, but some of you other cunts had better get yourselves new IP's pronto.

If judge buys the site most will leave of their own accord.

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2 hours ago, Decimus said:

There's no way it's genuinely for sale, it ties in far too obviously with something else from yesterday for it to be a coincidence.

Two days before the "FOR SALE" sign was posted, the mod/admins were offered the site, so I would say it's genuine. 

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46 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Two days before the "FOR SALE" sign was posted, the mod/admins were offered the site, so I would say it's genuine. 

Do you think £8.75 is too much to offer?

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On 27 August 2016 at 5:05 PM, Decimus said:

British summertime is shit. Gargantuan women bursting through sweat drenched Lycra like overripe sausages, topless tattooed men swilling cans of Carling from the back of ford escorts, and wasps and tramps flocking around bins on the hunt for disgusting grease filled leftovers.

But nothing fills me with more loathing in the summer as when some cunt rings you up and says "do you fancy coming over for a " barbie?" Ordinarily, my answer would be "get fucked", but they normally coincide with some bellends birthday, making them next to impossible to avoid.

I can't think of anything worse. Invariably the food is absolute shite. Iceland burgers, 10% meat sausages, and manky chicken wings, usually smeared in some form of disgusting chemical marinade. When this shit is dished up, it's either as black and crispy as a prostitutes cum soaked pubes, or so raw that when you bite into it, it starts pissing with blood. Add to this the flocks of screaming children gabbling absolute shite for hours on end, and the usual boring cunt who wants to regale the group with tales of his soul destroying job in insurance, and you've got one of the worst experiences of British summertime imaginable. 

Oh and it's pretty much guaranteed to piss it down. 

You obviously mix in some ghastly social circles.

Is your council estate horribly run down?

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31 minutes ago, Punkape said:

You obviously mix in some ghastly social circles.

Is your council estate horribly run down?

I believe Norfolk is one of the cheapest places to live in the 'south of england' and is socially deprived. Lots of 'working mens clubs' and charity shops. 

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2 minutes ago, Judas said:

I believe Norfolk is one of the cheapest places to live in the 'south of england' 

Take your inverted commas and shove them up your fucking arse. We're neither southern, northern or midlands, it's East Anglia and thank fuck we are cut off from wherever the fuck it is you reside.

As for being cheap to live, you're absolutely right. You can buy a sprawling 6 bed house in an area with next to to no neighbours, with clean air and non existant crime for the price of a two bed terrace in the big smoke.

Oh, and the majority of the population is straight, non-cross dressing,white, nominally Christian and English speaking. Which means fuck all to me, but to a bigoted, homophobic, racist cunt like you would make it a new Eden.

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Just now, Decimus said:

Take your inverted commas and shove them up your fucking arse. We're neither southern, northern or midlands, it's East Anglia and thank fuck we are cut off from wherever the fuck it is you reside.

As for being cheap to live, you're absolutely right. You can buy a sprawling 6 bed house in an area with next to to no neighbours, with clean air and non existant crime for the price of a two bed terrace in the big smoke.

Oh, and the majority of the population is straight, non-cross dressing,white, nominally Christian and English speaking. Which means fuck all to me, but to a bigoted, homophobic, racist cunt like you would make it a new Eden.

Save up and leave the inbred hairy toe, Web foot shit hole. If you manage it I will high six you.

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46 minutes ago, Judas said:

Save up and leave the inbred hairy toe, Web foot shit hole. If you manage it I will high six you.

Inbred, maybe, shit hole no. I guarantee it's more of a white supremacist's utopia than whatever god awful hole you crawled out of.

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1 minute ago, Decimus said:

Inbred, maybe, shit hole no. I guarantee it's more of a white supremacist's utopia than whatever god awful hole you crawled out of.

No self respecting gentleman would live in Norfolk, no matter what creed or colour.

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2 minutes ago, neil298 said:

Fuck off you twat,don't ever come to Norfolk or I'll plough you into the ground.Tosser

You're quite safe, as long as I don't go bankrupt and subsequently loose my mind.

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7 minutes ago, Judas said:

 

Hmm, well, you could get this for half a mil in Norfolk

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Whereas, you can get this two bed ex council house in Slough for 400 k

 

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House prices have fuck all to do with quality, but only someone with money would understand the complexities of the market, and you have revealed with your ignorance that you are obviously a pauper.

Thankfully I'm far enough away from that shit hole London to live in an area where luxury is affordable. You can keep your skanky overpriced ex council stock, I doubt you could afford anything better than the two bed in Slough.

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24 minutes ago, neil298 said:

Fuck off you twat,don't ever come to Norfolk or I'll plough you into the ground.Tosser

you'll fuck him into the ground? I say! Harsh, and gay.

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24 minutes ago, neil298 said:

Fuck off you twat,don't ever come to Norfolk or I'll plough you into the ground.Tosser

Whilst I'm sure you're trying to act the tough-guy here, neil, (and rightly so, as this judas cunt is a bona fide, card-carrying member of the spastics society), your post has very bent undertones. 

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1 minute ago, Bubba C said:

Whilst I'm sure you're trying to act the tough-guy here, neil, (and rightly so, as this judas cunt is a bona fide, card-carrying member of the spastics society), your post has very bent undertones. 

I'm glad you zeroed in on this little slip, as I did. It all comes out now, the pieces fall in to place : an absolute, screaming, raging, wrist flapping queen.

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2 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

Whilst I'm sure you're trying to act the tough-guy here, neil, (and rightly so, as this judas cunt is a bona fide, card-carrying member of the spastics society), your post has very bent undertones. 

The only thing I'd insert into his arse is a Massey Ferguson MF 8700

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9 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Hmm, well, you could get this for half a mil in Norfolk

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Whereas, you can get this two bed ex council house in Slough for 400 k

 

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House prices have fuck all to do with quality, but only someone with money would understand the complexities of the market, and you have revealed with your ignorance that you are obviously a pauper.

Thankfully I'm far enough away from that shit hole London to live in an area where luxury is affordable. You can keep your skanky overpriced ex council stock, I doubt you could afford anything better than the two bed in Slough.

the end terrace is actually , 18 flats, with insane mezz levels like in Being John Malkovich.

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