Ape™️ Posted September 1, 2016 Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 A woman cannot more clearly say "I'm a dirty fucking skank slut" than have a fucking roll-up sticking out of her mouth. Fucking disgusting sight. It's particularly vile when younger women do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 1, 2016 Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 Not a fan then Apers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 1, 2016 Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, Ape said: A woman cannot more clearly say "I'm a dirty fucking skank slut" than have a fucking roll-up sticking out of her mouth. I don't know about that, I've seen some pretty fucking skanky sluts on Pornhub with cigars sticking out of their twats. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 1, 2016 Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 So no doobies then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted September 1, 2016 Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 30 minutes ago, Ape said: A woman cannot more clearly say "I'm a dirty fucking skank slut" than have a fucking roll-up sticking out of her mouth. Fucking disgusting sight. It's particularly vile when younger women do it. Well said. Hairy legged, smelly fanny mother of earth types with saggy tits and a leather baccy pouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 21 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I don't know about that, I've seen some pretty fucking skanky sluts on Pornhub with cigars sticking out of their twats. There will always be exceptions to any rule. However, you don't generally see skank sluts with cigars sticking out of their twats walking around town centres, unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 1, 2016 Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 9 minutes ago, Ape said: There will always be exceptions to any rule. However, you don't generally see skank sluts with cigars sticking out of their twats walking around town centres, unfortunately. There speaks a man who's never holidayed in Wallsend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 1, 2016 Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 6 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: There speaks a man who's never holidayed in Wallsend. I used to work down the road from Wallsend and can verify that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 1, 2016 Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 43 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: So no doobies then? I like them. "Today I saw miss Lucy down along the track; she lost her home and her family and she won't be coming back". Wish they'd do a reunion tour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 1, 2016 Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 4 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I used to work down the road from Wallsend and can verify that. You must have been the only cunt within 10 miles of the place working, Ding. It's no fucking wonder Hadrian stopped building his shit wall there. The fucking locals would have nicked his bricks. I hope you had the necessary inoculations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 1, 2016 Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: You must have been the only cunt within 10 miles of the place working, Ding. It's no fucking wonder Hadrian stopped building his shit wall there. The fucking locals would have nicked his bricks. I hope you had the necessary inoculations. I did commute rather a long way to that job, and never went below 28mph to preserve my cars' alloys, they seem to have got the knack of nicking them if you're at 25mph or less... ...as for innoculations, it was the health service, so I had numerous senior consultant specialists to hand just in case.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 1, 2016 Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 13 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I did commute rather a long way to that job, and never went below 28mph to preserve my cars' alloys, they seem to have got the knack of nicking them if you're at 25mph or less... ...as for innoculations, it was the health service, so I had numerous senior consultant specialists to hand just in case.. I walk these streetsA loaded six-string on my backI play for keeps 'cause I might not make it back 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted September 1, 2016 Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 26 minutes ago, Decimus said: I walk these streetsA loaded six-string on my backI play for keeps 'cause I might not make it back You can join my harley chapter. 'Cause I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride I'm wanted (wanted) dead or alive 'Cause I'm a cowboy, I got the night on my side I'm wanted (wanted) dead or alive And I ride, dead or alive I still drive, dead or alive Dead or alive Dead or alive Dead or alive Dead or alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 1, 2016 Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: A woman cannot more clearly say "I'm a dirty fucking skank slut" than have a fucking roll-up sticking out of her mouth. Fucking disgusting sight. It's particularly vile when younger women do it. And women who drink pints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 1, 2016 Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 37 minutes ago, Judas said: You can join my harley chapter. 'Cause I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride I'm wanted (wanted) dead or alive 'Cause I'm a cowboy, I got the night on my side I'm wanted (wanted) dead or alive And I ride, dead or alive I still drive, dead or alive Dead or alive Dead or alive Dead or alive Dead or alive And what is that called? No, never mind. I don't want to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 1, 2016 Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 31 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: And women who drink pints. Pints of spunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted September 1, 2016 Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Manky said: And what is that called? No, never mind. I don't want to know. Its called , I hate northern pikey chapter, especially working class cunts who think and vote tory and hate unions and junior doctors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 1, 2016 Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 2 hours ago, Ape said: A woman cannot more clearly say "I'm a dirty fucking skank slut" than have a fucking roll-up sticking out of her mouth. Fucking disgusting sight. It's particularly vile when younger women do it. Anyone who smokes roll ups aside from students is a smelly, yellow fingered, fucking leper. The scum of he earth. I hope they inhale so hard their lungs catch fire. Fucking snaggle toothed wanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 1, 2016 Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 Happy emphysema awareness day Quincy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 1, 2016 Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 6 minutes ago, Judas said: Its called , I hate northern pikey chapter, especially working class cunts who think and vote tory and hate unions and junior doctors. Fucking hell. That sounds like me. You missed "hates puffs, foreigners, sweaties, sheep shaggers and paddies. Yorkshire and any cunt called Judas. Among numerous others" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 1, 2016 Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 17 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Pints of spunk. How long would that take them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 1, 2016 Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 20 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Pints of spunk. Thanks for the offer but I prefer to take mine in a gilt edged champagne saucer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 1, 2016 Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 22 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Pints of spunk. A yard of spunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 1, 2016 Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: A yard of spunk. AKA my entry in the "Describe your cock" section of my Ashley Madison profile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 1, 2016 Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Manky said: Fucking hell. That sounds like me. You missed "hates puffs, foreigners, sweaties, sheep shaggers and paddies. Yorkshire and any cunt called Judas. Among numerous others" Miss out Yorkshire and count me in! As for Bongiovi, I'm more of a Scorpions man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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